This is your Primarch tonight

This is your Primarch tonight.

Ok

I like it

Han Kalkor Draigo finally stopped using swords?

Tonight?

is there specialty anti demonic warfare

the legion I mean

Who will be my primarch tomorrow?

You won't be getting any sleep.

The Grey Knights. They're specialized in demonic warfare and sisters of battle slaughtering.

He's the reason big E did not tell the other primarchs about the warp. When the first discovered primarch (of onee of the lost legions) was told about the warp, he raged so hard at the very existence of such heresy, that he and his legion took the first fleet they could get their hands on and went straight to the eye of terror.

The demonic incursions that came afterwards were not, actually, attacks on the Imperium. Daemons were just trying to get away from the Doomguy.

I prefer to believe Doomguy is the Warp Spirit of Righteous Anger. He's so fucking pissed off all the time Khorne cannot consume him, despite the fact he should fall into his domain. Since he basically goes around slaughtering the fuck out of everything he encounters in the warp though, Khorne leaves him be and even intercedes to protect him from time to time. He will regret this when Doom Guy tears off his head and shits down his neck.

There are entitiees that do not belong to the four gods, like the leviathans in the pools of blood. Doomguy could be just one of such entities.

I don't like this. He seems like the kind of the guy who gets you and the whole legion killed and removed from Imperial records.

>maybe...maybe i could be your Primarch tonight?
>the Emperor doesn't have to know

Finally a moral and upstanding primarch.

Bunny mascot is a boon too, shame if something happened to it.

Actually, he makes sense as one of the erased primarchs. The reason for his erasure: He backed up the AI[\spoiler]

FUCKING RIP AND TEAR THE DAEMONS. RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND MOTHERFUCKING TEAR. DAEMONS LEAVE, GREY KNIGHTS FUCK OFF, WHOLE LEGION OF SPACE MARINES EQUIPPED ONLY WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUNS.

>legion

For eons man has sought ways to combat evil
Prayer
Fasting
Good deeds

But you know what no one has tried? A shotgun.
Sometimes the easier solution is the right one.

My sink smells bad. There's obviously a demon inside.
Brb, gonna shot that bastard.

Come on, if you are going to quote, do it properly.

Kalashnikov is best gun.
Will be forevering of best gun.
Insert Vodka into Processor.

Found the lost legion.

They where passing (FUCKING) The Eye of Terror in way to, and I quote:
>"FUCK THE EVERFUCKING SHIT OUT OF THOSE WEEABOO PANSIES THE TAU IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!!!!"

What's a "primarch"?

It's like a mini-Custodes, out of a production lines while the Custodes are unique.

Is Doomguy confirmed to be the Angry Marine's Primarch?

>Implying this wouldn't be his reaction when he's see that f*ckhuge berserker

>Khorne has one final mighty blood-spewing orgasm as Doomguy rips him to shreds, the spectacle and violence too beautiful and mad for him to do anything but submit to his own destruction

here you go

Cyba blyat?

Pretty much. If you dubbed an endless litany of swearing over this game, it'd be perfect.

Let's fuck up the Eye of Terror then!

Kinky.

Or it could be Duke Nukem....
Nah Doomguy is more angry.

fuck yes

Kick Dickem is more cool than angry

So Doomguy/Doom Slayer and Samus Aran confirmed for lost Primarchs?

Hes probably like ollius Pius what was that shit FFG made for him? Some sort of an immortal.

Perpetual?

>implying Big Boss isn't
Why else is the Emperor incapable of finding him?

Sly Marbo is obviously Big Boss

>clone sons
>can lift Peace Walker
>can speak multiple languages & not just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You don't need to swear to let people know you're angry when you have Doomguy's Greater Aura of FUCK YOU.

So Doomguy killed this thing unarmored?

Doomguy is never unarmored. The only reason he wasn't suited up at the beginning is because they peeled him out of it to examine the "human" found inside the rock.

Russian for 'bitch whore' I think.

Perhaps what destroys Khorne about Doomguy is a paradox. Doomguy's carnage and rage is so much Khorne is moved and seeing such power and fury in a mortal actually puts him at peace, winking him out of existence?

How do you say hello in Russian, then? Eta Capet?

Yeah okay all I know about Russian comes from Metal Gear.

Best vidya soundtrack in years

They kinda count though. The emperor is their "primarch" and the founding members were from original legions, not chapters.

What would Primarch Doomguy's stats be? Also what kind of relations would he have with the rest of the family, who he got along with, what kind of battle tactics would his legion use etc

Is new Doom out already? How is it compared to classic?

>Eta Capet?
No, this means "This is fucked up"

Hello in Russian is Zdravstvuj(te) or Privet

When the new Doom is on sale for $30 or so, buy it. It's good, but not $59.99 good.
In the meantime, buy the original and mod the shit out of it.

Also no Linux support, a first for a Doom game ever. Very disappointing.

BRING IT ON!

https:// www . youtube . com/watch?v=XlsmvCYsGn0

would Doomguy take his place then?

Kinda unlikely though as he only exists to RIP AND TEAR Demons forever.

In the lore of DOOM. And yes. In just a normal suit of plate armor, like the ghostly knights you see in Hell towards the end, he killed it.

DOOM captures the original Doom's spirit really, really well. High speed combat, no languishing on leadup like Doom 3 did, just right into the ripping, tearing, and outrageous violence. The power-ups feel RIGHT, the combat feels RIGHT, you're fast, agile, tough, and strong. And yet it still tells a solid story, without damaging the flow of gameplay.

Doomguy's specialty is to slay Daemons.

Samus' specialty is to slay Xenos.

Both are so good at their jobs that they don't even need their legions most of the time.

Ya'll niggas need Brutal Doom.

A real hungry man's dinner of a video game.

More like HDOOM

Doom Slayers would actually be a really good chapter name.

>A shotgun to the face is a perfect cure for being an asshole!

So they're Blood Angels successors who, due to a flaw in their Gene Seed, are constantly subject to the Red Rage, to the point where being without it leaves them with no energy or motivation to do anything.

>Story thrown together to justify shit that the creator likes.
>Taken as uber-serious by fans no matter how fucking ridiculous later stuff gets.
Yeah, lotta crossover between Metal Gear and 40k.

Also the 4 Battle companies have 5 squads of Assault marines and 5 squads of Devastators each, while the Reserve companies each have 10 squads of marines with armor that can be fitted out as either Devastator or Assault armor.

Not clue on the 1st or Scout companies though.

Doom Slayer marines can use heavy and special weapons in melee...

My god...that's brilliant.

>tfw you will never ever see Snake lead the Blood Ravens to steal their enemies

This is a brilliant idea and I'm not sure why I didn't make the connection before.