Let's play Everyone is John

Let's play Everyone is John.
Rules are here if you don't know how to play:
1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John

I'll start when there's 4 players.

Oh and put your obsession in spoilers.

ok I'm in
Sage is the name and kicking any living thing that is below my waist in height is my game

Pantsing authority figures

skills:sneaking and faking interest in conversations

And what are your specialties?

I want to make John Hitler

Skills are public speaking and driving

Cpt. Bubblegum reporting for duty, here to chew gum and [Spoiler]Get Fondled by, or Fondling people in uniform [/Spoiler]
Specialties are Assembling Bombs and Talking to Children

(OP)
Cpt. Bubblegum reporting for duty, here to chew gum and Get Fondled by, or Fondle people in uniform
Specialties are Assembling Bombs and Talking to Children

what should be used as tokens?