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Who the hell is matt?

but sister think of the logistics!

He's a merman from Canada who plays taucrons.

Johnny is the worst meme on this board.

It's called Horus Heresy 5: Imperial Cults and Militia

The option you're looking for is in the form of Abhuman Helots, so your entire army is Abhumans. Second choice of Providences is for personal flavor. Warrior Elite or Ferals, and model your centaurs as plate armoured warriors. Survivors of the Dark Age for futuristic centaurs in carapace armour with non-shitty weapons.

Just model your abhumans as Centaurs. Larger bases optional, but recommended.

> lamia abhumans SOB
muh dick

Wait, GW added rough riders back into the game?

Oh, the one from MWG, right?

I don't remember them ever leaving.

Actually, I can immediately think of a way to model this. Just buy the Snake Demon mini from Reaper Bones, and chop the entire torso off, then add Guard or Sisters torsos to it. Cheap Lamia Abhumans for only an extra 2$ a model.

HATE TAU

>wasting a metal SOB torso on fapbait

I might be a thrice damned traitor but even I find that offensive.

Focus mostly on your Troops if you want to have a well balanced, casual game. Give your troops lots of toys and stocked transports, and fill out all of your slots.

Fuck all of this nonsense about unbound and formations, just do a CAD with 6 troop slots used up, before you ever spend anything on support.

> Not approving wholly of monstergirl guard regiments
> Forgetting that there's lots of third party sellers for plastic SOB.

They aren't in 6th edition Astra Militarium

6 troops at 750 is a bit much

you make a good point, wanna lead my next black crusade?

Already on it. My first paycheck from the new job will go to making Monstergirls in Power Armour. I'll have 6 squads of 20 grenadiers forming the basis of my army. One squad will be felinids, one squad of lamias, and one squad of centaurs.

I have no idea what to do the future ones as..

apart from the RH and grishnak ones, who's selling decent SoB models?

You want to put money on that?

you make a good point, wanna lead my next black crusade?
Chaos has really been lowering the standard on what it takes to command legions lately

So we are just going to keep making new generals earlier and earlier so we can force the OP images AGAIN! No matter if people are discussing or waiting for advice. Jesus christ at least wait for 400, people can find you on the 9th page just fine. Who doesn't use the catalog?

yeah but it's all a bit of 'armless fun

Looks like filename was right.

> Tasteless 3d model porn
This is the definition of faggotry, beyond even that of the tau.

You're right my memory was completely off. Maybe I thought that since they stopped selling them they no longer existed. Either way it doesn't change anything.

Are you kidding, with a tongue like that, it looks like she can taste a few different things, all at once likely.

It's still shit. All 3d model porn is shit and uninspired.

Ba-dum-tish!

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The beeeest part of waking up, is sisters in your cuuuup.

I'm leaving for my first game soon Veeky Forums. I'm sort of nervous. I'll try and take pictures for you guys, but it might be weird for the new guy to do something like that so idk.

If any of your army is unpainted, expect an unholy amount of retribution from Veeky Forums even though your opponent is probably 100% fine with it. That said, go for it, it'll bring some on-topic quality back to this general.

just have fun. there's a lot of rules to remember, tactics, models and etc so just enjoy the moment

The army I'll be using for 850 points is 95% painted. Just one of the bases isn't done and some weapons aren't finished.

Absolutely disgusting. What kind of army are you playing, might I ask?

Please say Monstergirl Guard regiment.

Today I went to GW for the first time in years with my SoB.
Expecting to get absolutely assmangled, I built a list I thought was decent for 1650 (told that was their standard points). Went with MSU sisters, 3 dominions, 2 exorcists, 3 Pen Engines.
However; I played some space wolf guy, and all he brought was like 100 marines, footslogging.
Am I an asshole? I tabled him super early. Is this what I should expect at a GW?

Gk

Sisters are actually quite strong when played correctly.
Also, 1650? Never heard of it.

>that filename

Sisters are really great when you just use them as Discount Space Marines. Just stay out of melee and spam the everloving shit out of AP3/2.

Also, 1650 is something I've never heard of either. Where the fuck do you live that people use that points level?

Nearly tabled my Iron Hands opponent yesterday with SoB at 1850 points. Although with 20-something Meltas against three Land Raiders probably isn't that impressive.

I thought it was weird too, but whatever. Stops people bringing lists they saw online I guess.
Should I really expect people to be that bad at the game though? I used to homeschool a group of 11 year olds and even they made army lists that were better than his.

>spam the everloving shit out of AP3/2.
I don't think Sisters get any AP2 or AP3 at all. Combi-plas, I guess?

100-marine lists CAN be good, but you really need to know what the fuck you're doing. It's practically mandatory that all of them have special weapons, such as Lascannons and Plasma Cannons.

A gladius makes them better too, since free rhinos and razorbacks adds another layer that your enemy needs to peel through in order to get to the meat of the army.

I've also played against a 100-man space wolf list as my Raptors. Not a single one of his assaulty marines ever got to melee, as they were all shot to death by rending bolters, plasma guns, plasma cannons, and lascannons before they even got halfway across the table.

they only have melta, bolter, flamer options

well done morley bro?

I can run CSM mobs and win, especially with the new formations. Woofs would have an easier time, but he still fucked it up.
Not everyone is general patton.

>I don't think Sisters get any AP2 or AP3 at all
Are you fucking kidding me? This guy gets the retard of the week award

>Likley chance
Hes fucking around
>Moderate chance
He was testing/trying something and thought itd be easy to do against an new player (to this edition at least)
>Rare chance
Hes fucking retarded

openthekrate.com/

This fucking thing still isn't open. It's been nearly 3 weeks since warhammer fest as well!

Bringing nothing but footslogging tacticals is retarded for anyone, especially Space Wolves. Unless he had some Long Fangs/Blood Claws in there, but Blood Claws still need transports.

>Implying 3D model girls aren't the best girls

Inventive Necron Strategies I am trying out:

Squad of three sentry pylons with Obyrn or a cryptek with veil of darkness. Turn 1 deep strike your str 10 ap 1 multishot artillery into range and nuke field. Can take both of the teleporting options in big games and attack with two sets of arty.

Living Tomb formation with several squads of scythe lychguard on the field. Drop monoliths midfield, enemy has to decided between being destroyed in melee or trying to stop more of your army from gating in. Basically shores up the weakness of both lychguard and monoliths.

>Felinids
But user, their planet is under quarantine!

not him, pal!
it was his standard army list he said, has been using it for a while
there was some blood claws I think? 2 attack base ones. He had a rune priest in one of the squads but penitent engines charged it and splatted him

Looking for advice on a Hellforged Hunting Pack list. 2000 pts, I'm missing 45 points. Allies are a possibility, but I don't know what to re arrange tofit them in. Current list:
Brass Scorpion (700)

2x Blood Slaughterer with Impalers (135 ea)

Forgefiend with Hades Autocannons, additional Ectoplasma cannon (205)

Heldrake with baleflamer 170

2x Maulerfiend with Lasher Tendrils 140 ea

2x Soul Grinder with Phlegm 165 ea

Total 1955. I have KDK and CSM I could ally with them, but I can't fit them in atm.

> felinids under quarantine
> Implying they aren't a highly desired companion race for inquisitors and rogue traders
> Implying anyone in high standing wouldn't want to buy an adorable catgirl to sit in their lap and be adorable.

Also, come to think of it. I could probably just use the Centaurs as Heavy Weapon teams. Forgeworld's Mars Pattern bolters have extra long ammo belts. I could totally have centaurs lugging these around as a one girl heavy weapon team.

forgeworld.co.uk/en-ES/Mars-Pattern-Heavy-Bolters-Set

If you like pina collatas...

I want to make a jimmy buffet themed ork list.

I want to give all the orks Hawaiian shirts and tie-dies, have them all wearing swim trunks and sipping on pina collatas and margaritas.

doesn't really fit in with the dead cyborg babies aesthetic.

good luck

>BUSTY ABHUMAN CENTAUR ROUGH RIDERS

?

I totally would buy one. Or be one.

>Are you fucking kidding me? This guy gets the retard of the week award
What? They get AP1 and AP4-6. Apart from Combi-Plasmas on your Sisters Superior and a Plasma Pistol on your Canoness, there's no AP2 in the entire army.

can you're list handle two land raider redeemers?

Like pic related, but as Imperial Guard.

I didnt get a critic last thread. Please respond
>1850
>HQ
Mega armoured warboss, lukky stick attack squig warlord
Ml2 weird boy
>Elite
12 tankbustas in trukk with reinforced ram and 3 bomb squids
>Troops
18 shoota boys with nob bs pk (in battlewagon)
19 shoota boys with nob bs pk (in battlewagon)
12 eavy armour choppa Boyz in trukk with rr + nob big choppas bp
12 eavy armour choppa Boyz in trukk with rr + nob big choppas bp
10 Gretchen
>Fast attack
Dakkajet with extra super shoota and flyboss
Dakkajet with extra super shoota and flyboss
3 warbuggies with tl rokkits (out flanking)
>Heavy support
Battlewagon with rr, 2 rokkits
Battlewagon with rr, big shoota (wysiwyg)
Looted wagon, kill canon, big shoota
Always play maelstrom.
Mech guard, cheese eldar, blob guard, tau and ultramarines are what I usually fight. Thoughts?
It's my normal 1500 list that works well but with the 2 choppa boy trukks added on.

How dare you put my Waifu on a Mongolian throat singing board!

Hmm... I see.

I've heard that there was pics of someone who actually did something like that, but I can't find any.

Eviscerators and dreadnought CCW are ap2

> Mongolian throat singing board
Wut?

It was quite awhile ago. And I don't have the pictures of it anymore. Pretty soon I'm going to make my own attempt at BUSTY.

Oh, good point. I'd forgotten because of how garbage both of those units are.

I can't really get a read on dark eldar. Are they OP? Do they need nerfed?

>I didnt get a critic last thread
Sometimes that means there's nothing to say

Should deff dreads or killa kans be elite choices?

You might be brain-damaged, I'd go in for an MRI if I were you.

...

Neither are very elite, but yeah it would make more sense for them being elites rather than everything being clumped up in the HS slot.

Exorcist missiles are AP3. They also have AP2-3 power weapons if that counts.

'eavy armor is kind of a point sink.

You might want to split this into two CAD's, as this will give you more options.

so are they crap? do they need a buff?

dELDAR are shit right now. They're glass cannons that rely on mobility to survive, but instantly lose all of their killing power the moment they move and get shot at. Also, AV10 2hp open-topped vehicles all across the board.

they're kinda fucked because open topped is a major disadvantaged right now with vehicle damage and the FAQ about jinking.

The covenant rules work okay, but the main armies 'use mobility to make up for fragility' doesn't work because they aren't actually as mobile, and what they have doesn't make up for their fragility.

A good special detachment could do a lot to help them, but right now they fall apart too easily.

>listening to mongolian throat singing
>capture says, "Select Mountains"

they're ap1

They need a different edition. So many core rules screw over how they're meant to work.

why no burnas?

its a meme brah.

40 Necron Warriors
10 Immortal
8 Lychguard
3 Tomb Blades
2 Overlords
Orikan
Obyron
2 Doom/Night Scythe
2 Ghost Ark
2 Annihilation Barges
2 Monolith
1 Doom Ark
1 old Metal Lord

All assembled and primed silver.
Makes painting the arks a bitch.

Worth $500?

Also has codex.

Currently I have the start collecting box.

Out of all the available/current Chapter Tactics, which ones would you use for the Traitor Legions and Warbands?

Executioners. All of your Sergeants can now ID people in challenges, so go pretend you're all chaos champions.

Aside from only being able to assault one thing at a time, why is green tide bad?