SS13: d20 station

>What the fuck is Space Station 13
A top down atmospherics simulator with a "whodunit" on top. Survive in the station and do your department's job, while fixing the problems that the antagonists cause.

>How do I get this game?
BYOND Download link: byond.com/download/

To connect: Open BYOND, click the gear in the upper right. Click "Open Location" and paste in the IP below. Click "Ok", or place the ip into your browser.
byond://76.16.8.127:28014
alt: byond://d20station.ddns.net:28014

>I don't want to play as a hobo and my game keeps crashing
BYOND account registration link: secure.byond.com/Join
Without an account you can still join but you will only be able to join as either a hobo or a tourist. People without an account reported difficulty joining the server and maintaining connection, get an account.

>How the fuck do I play this game? I keep hitting myself with things.
Use OOC and ask someone for help on how to play. People will almost always help you get a grip of the game if you're polite about it, just don't reveal too much in-round information in OOC.

Other information can be found on the wiki. robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/
Check out the server pop graph to see when people are playing: ss13.se/servers/2284/

first for dorf when

never again in this age of men

second

ejecting a beaker from the chemdispenser as borg leads to the beaker getting stuck in the robots inventory.

fixing it

>d-doctor it hurts when i do this

Why not just git gud?

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All chaplains should be banned.

Same for anyone who abandons their post to do botany. They're all metagriffing murderboning shits.

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Better ways to keep a thread alive than shitposting, and better not to have a thread than to shit in one.

That said, the pavise shields have no sprite for being on the back.
Also, what are the recipes that use chicken?

huh what an oversight
borgs just break everything

First for tg being a better server xd

fix is live now

i am a faget

i suck balls because i like it so much and screwball is my husbando

What's with the increased amount of shitposts lately?
I had hoped such a thing was impossible

Well judging by the fact that this is an exact quote from a 2005 youtube ventrillo harassment video I would say the perp is probably at least 14 years old which narrows it down to rusty because he knows Lee and Whiteagle

What if I'm growing food for starving orphans or the crew has a healthy alternative to deep fried shoes?

Also writing this I suddenly realize it should become part of the chaplain job to reign in all the unattended orphans running around the ship. They gotta protect ALL the orphans. Also train them to become holy warriors of Space Jesus and why abstinence is cool, yo.

Giving kids a purpose besides being shit?
Brilliant!

We must teach the children good Christian morals, unlike that demon child who is mirror of her mother....

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theres some early morning nerds on if you're around and browsing

i was banned by fireice2k8 for calling him a retard
the ban reason is listed as "back2reddit until you turn 18"


i dont think i should be perma'd for calling someone a retard

this did happen a long time ago tho
pls fix

did you turn 18?

ive been 18 so idk why thats the ban reason

i really doubt thats the whole entire reason
but unbanned

thanks lad i wont be a shitter i promise

Can we re-ban this guy? He's a fucking shitter indeed.

he hasnt even logged onto the server yet

for what purpose

somebody once told me falseflag is gonna troll me
i ain't the sharpest guy in the thread

dorf?
www.strawpoll.me/10385635

my z-layer work is going pretty well, I just need to work into z-layer lighting.

Can you show us anything?

ah I could, but it's mostly performance enhancements chugging along.
Currently I'm just testing by using centcom as the second floor of the space station.

This posts reminds me of something.

RETURN OF THE DETECTIVE JOB WHEN?

When you roleplay one, instead of demanding it to be a job.
"Detectives were a mistake." - grigion frahmin, age 5

Its not that hard.

>Chainsmoke
>shit out bad one-liners
>scan places
>print scan results
>arrest lily for looting the Armory
>shoot the clown

On the topic of automating shit and my personal content wishlist.

Mounted sprinklers.
Can be remote-, timer-, motion- or AI-activated depending on the assembly used.
They sprinkle the chemicals loaded into them, holding up to two beakers (like grenades).
You can set how much you want to spray per activation, and use it repeatedly until the liquid in the beakers runs out.
You can also set the radius of your spraying, but it will tweak the amount of liquid spent automatically.
Sprinklers aren't solid, and people can walk through the tiles they are set on.

You can use them to fight fires with water or to automatically water plants in hydroponics and clean the floors around the station.
And in no way do I want to use them to automatically spread lube over the entire station or tie someone up in a room with acid sprinkler set to activate every 5 seconds.

Oh, and pulling fire alarms in the area should automatically activate water sprinklers, protecting people in case of fire (only protecting from the weak fires, though, just like extinguishers), or making everyone slip if they forget to turn it off and there is no fire.

this sounds like it would be great to have

perhaps let them be connected like trays can to let you fill them all from a single point, perhaps being able to hook up multiple tanks of fluid

Maybe engineering could get a large water tank and a pipe system that moves water across the station

cant wait to fill it with holy water and kill cultists & demons with it.

It shouldn't be "Atmosia 2.0", though.
Maybe the supply tanks connected to the sprinklers aren't centralized in one single locations, but instead are spread over the maintenance of the respective station sections.
Like, 5-7 decentralized tanks for the entire station.

Fuck you the Priesthood of the yellow king lives on!

And then the engineer traitor fills the water tank with cyanide and plasma.

Being able to make Foof When?

That's why it's better to make it decentralized.

Honestly, department networks for air alarms and fire alarms is a nice idea.

Air alarms would control the atmos, while the fire alarms would control sprinklers, and you could control them from a centralized location, but ONLY if they belong to the same network.

And the networks would be split according to their location on the station.

Anyone gonna play in the next hour or two?

its a flawed job to begin with at it doesn't help that unrobust shitters who only want a gun as security were the only ones who regularly played it

>see some bloody stuff
>grab the forensic scanner
>scan every thing
>cross reference with medical and security records
>confront the suspect
>has a reasonable story about people being shitters
>is currently cloning them
>one is done, braindead
>other pops out, braindead too
>toss the folder with printed out evidence into the crusher
what a waste of time

You get points for not being a dumb murderboning shit, good on you for at least doing the work.

I only laugh because it's 100% accurate in getting results.

Dorf today?

>www.strawpoll.me/10385635

>people vote no
>they don't even bother playing on the server
errytime

citation needed

>citation needed
literally every single dorf poll we've had in the last few months
countless votes for no, fuck all population ever making it to the server

but now every security man has a real gun.

so..

Have you thought that maybe it is due to a lack of players, which means people who check on the server see a lack of players and decide not to join, thereby continuing the cycle?

it's past 7pm est, where are the burgers?

>50% of the votes for yes