>first adventure
>"in recent weeks, the goblin raids on the village have become more and more frequent. you are to travel to the goblin's lair just outside of town and put an end to these raids by any means necessary."
First adventure
Samuel Anderson
Camden Taylor
I mean... you're apparently starting at first level, what are you expecting?
Austin Brown
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Nicholas Ward
>what are you expecting?
Oh I don't know... A bit of creativity on the DM's part perhaps?
I guess that's asking too much.
Alexander Thomas
That's literally how Rise of the Runelords starts.
I mean, Pathfinder is trash, but that module isn't all bad.
Jeremiah Scott
>first adventure
>guy decides he needs to complain about non-issues
Oliver Cruz
Is there a problem?
Aiden Ramirez
>talk goblins into moving somewhere else
>strike deal with goblins to take over the town
>strike fake deal with goblins to take over the town, have townsfolk prepare ambush
>lure some bigger monster to wipe the goblins, insists village still pays you because you fulfilled letter of the deal
>enslave the goblins for cheap workforce
>enslave the goblins and establish goblin breeding facility for steady XP supply
Austin Carter
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Jonathan Flores
>first adventure
>DM's first sentence
>"After the nukes hit the West Coast a few years ago, we knew that God was fucking dead. Humanity killed Him with our very own hands."
>mfw