Making (legitimate) monies

What is the fastest way to legitimately acquire cash? I applied for jobs but they tell me I have no experience / qualification and the fact that I haven't worked for years doesn't help.

Is there anything else other than just sucking dicks out there?

can you imagine actually being on a salary and then investing a portion of that money into other income streams like crypto or regular stocks?

fucking insane, the idea

Spread butthole on cam.

I'm serious here. I really need help. I'm in a desperate situation.

Sure.

I'm being serious too. There's money to be made from degenerates, and you're here shilling dignity.

Buy kneepads.
Suck dick
>steady income.

I'm a truck driver and make 90k-100k a year. I make more than majority of my peers with degrees. Feels good.

Do you honestly believe there is easy, fast money available and people go to work every day? Why d you think homeless crackheads collect empty cans and bottles? That's probably your best bet because some people can't even make a buck sucking dick..

>truck driver
>90-100k
Nice larp faggot

Do yourself a quick google search on how much $ UPS drivers make. Walmart drivers get paid even more.

Are you worried about self driving technology?

up to 45-75k =/= 90-100k

It's a thought but honestly no. The way I see it, if it happens (when it happens) there will still be humans behind the wheel, similar to how airplanes have pilots. And anyway i'm making great money at the time being and saving a good portion.From what I read automation will displace 50% or more of current workforce, so I don't even know what i'd be looking into as an alternate career if I was worried.

>100k as a truck driver
I call bullshit, lets see a paystub

I make 36.07 an hour, with plenty of overtime. I was at 75k for the year about a month ago. Believe me or not, doesn't hurt me.

>with plenty of overtime
how much are we talking though? Once you work more than 55 hours in a week the taxes you pay on overtime pay shoot through the roof.

What's your average weekly take home pay?

Post office, they'll take anyone.

Looking at a couple paystubs online currently. One week I had 51 hours. $2050, taxed $650
Another week 60 gours made $2470, taxed $800
Rounding the numbers here but pretty close.
Also I was always under the assumption that tax rate doesn't change paycheck to paycheck, am I wrong here? Because I have heard what you are saying from multiple people but was never able to find the actual wording or tax law online about that.

What company do you work for?

UPS, stated a couple replies ago. What I can tell you, and OP, is that trucking companies need drivers and they are needed badly. There are good companies and bad ones. If you're genuinely interested, my advice would be to look at the top trucking companies to work for and see what you need to do to get in. Some guys do get paid peanuts and usually it's because they work for a shitty company. Records have been being broke year after year after year of online shopping and this trend is not going to stop. I believe cyber monday sales were up 17% from last year, which is just a huge number for the amount of goods being moved across the country.

>One week I had 51 hours. $2050, taxed $650
the 2050 is before or after taxes?

learn to code javascript or some language thats popular atm

programming really isnt that hard. its just scary at first but in 2 years everyone can leanr to code good enough to get paid for it

im srs about this

Trucking is a good industry, but its not going to be a career much longer. Trucking will get zucced in the next 15 years.

Oh that's gross pay, so take home pay would have been 1400. Closer to 1200 though, union dues and 10% to my 401k
What will be around in 15 years though? From what I understand these bots can now write articles and make better trades on wall street than some hedge fund managers. Computers are starting to make 'art' and write music. Watching videos of some of the crazy shit DARPA/skunkworks comes out with is amazing yet terrifying all the same. And that's just the videos they post publicly, who knows how far along they are with a.i./cyborgs/automation.
So, i'll do this job while I can. Make money, save money, keep eyes and ears open for where the industry or society as a whole is headed

Personally I think someone will make an AI which can produce technology we can't even understand in the next 10 years, which in turn will produce free energy, thus destroying capitalism and the need to work. But thats just me, and the jews will probably keep it to themselves like they did with Tesla.

Yep, crypto is your best bet right now, but big data and machine learning are good also.

>implying it's worthwhile to hire someone to sit behind the wheel so that one accident can be stopped every 6 months
As soon as the number of trucks and the rate of accidents reaches a point where it's cheaper to write off the cost of goods than to hire someone in every truck, you'll lose your employment.

>b-but the government will mandate someone to be behind the wheel
If this happens and (assuming you live in the USA/Canada) the country bordering you decides to remove this restriction, every transport company will take as much time without a human driver as possible, pressuring the other country into removing that restriction.

>AI imagination in the next 10 years
Try the next 1000 years. Right now AI can only do what we show it, and doesn't know why it does what it does, breaking it if you toss something unexpected at it.

>which in turn will produce free energy
There's no such thing as free energy. This isn't some technical thing, this is relating to how we understand the laws of nature.

>thus destroying capitalism and the need to work
Even if we did have free energy (which is impossible), there are still other things people want, and an economy will emerge around those things which are still in restricted supply.

Start a fucking business. You likely won't get cash right away but you'll be your own person and someday it will pay off a shitload greater than any job would.