Mtg bootlegs

Sup tg. Are you up to open bootleg boosters??

My brother found them at 300 CLP each (0.5 dollars) and bought 4 for 1000 CLP ( like $1.7).

Back of the packs.

Oh, hell yes! Do it, OP.

Since you asked.
Here is first card of the first booster.

Get hyped

So they are just repacked cards then?

>onslaught boosters
>first card is from legions
wat

pretty sure that's a fake, poorly made at that

>that off-center printing
>that font

How do they feel/smell?

I thought so at first. But they are actually fake cards.

I know just about as much about it as you do. Never done this before.

So many G's where there should be E's.
OP needs to build a Glf deck.

>Glf instead of Elf in card names

Sides, no, I need you! Come back!

Close up of my rare.
Considering what I payed for them it was either that or jank cards
Not bad. But definitely not like magic cards.

bumping for interest

>7 uncommons

They've definitely captured the gssence of Glf decks, though.

Gelfs, the Elvish final form

I remember buying a 100-card G/R bootleg Onslaught pack during my trip to China for like 5 bucks. Onslaught seems to be popular with pirates or something.

Onslaught dual lands i guess?

This glf seems pretty set on losing homes.

The cards are pretty small too. The one in the back is a real mountain.

Second booster.

FETCHLAND HYPE

This is like looking at history, gentleman. We're seeing the evolution of Based Chinaman here.

*gentlemen

Wow.

Deja vû?

I'm sure it's just a fluke...

Lets open another one. Surely there will be a polluted delta in this one...

Is that the same pack - land. If so, really disappointed they couldn't catch GLF.

This will really make an outstanding draft format...

I dont have an appropriate reaction image for you but know that I am laughing

Closeup for the Gssence Fracture please.

I went ahead an opened the last pack.

On the good side, there is a Goblin!!!!

On the even better side, I have a playset of all the cards I opened!! (Except the goblin, of course).

Sure!

Congratulations, OP! Get yourself a few more lands and you have yourself a deck! Pretty impressive considering you only bought 4 packs!

Yep. It does look like a deck alright.

Closeup of the gobbo.

Cards are pretty small, are poorly cut and feel like cereal box cardboard, but overall they look good.

Closeup of the rares too

Final pic. This is how they look stacked

>Glvish Soultiller
>"It's a different name from Elvish Soultiller, it's a different card!"

Unfortunately, its ability doesn't work, because nothing is ever put into a graveyard from "paly". Pally.

Man, that's an ugly, rough cut job.

Anyway, thanks for the fun, OP! Made my early afternoon. Take pride in the fact that you may be the only person in the world with a Glf deck.

Jesus I cant believe I missed the flavor text!!! 10/10 thread OP

this is an Eoblin?

>Eoblin?

damn chile that sucks

Oh god that flavor text

¿Dónde cresta las compraron? ¿El Eurocentro?

Seeing this, I'm glad Villa Zheng puts out pretty high quality cards even if his selection is a bit limited.

Anyone know where I can get fakes delivered to australia for drafts?

Now you send pictures to wizards and act confused about the typos.

Autism speaks.

I lost my shit. it's gone.