My elegan/tg/entlemen, let us write some epic lore

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a time older than any being can tell ago...

There was once a rabbit.

There existed a land of peace and abundance.

...but the gods were very , very bored with it...

Each day the people danced and laughed and celebrated their prosperous lives while the gods yawned and balked.

...so they asked the divine jester Bobobo to...

... begin a play that would amuse them until time itself ended.

Transform the people and the order of the land into that of a great show for the gods to watch and enjoy.

We can work with both

...but then the gods realized that gets boring after the x-th cosmic cycle...

They began to cause natural disasters to entertain themselves.

But that didn't seem good to all of gods, and so disaster-causing gods and those who protected people violently warred

... as well as whorred

They warred for centuries and the planet turned slowly away from the gods

And so nothing protected the world from invasions From Beyond the Universe

The event that followed was known as 'the dawn of Ayy'

...but then , almost as if it followed the mourning of the suffering humans , a very brave skelleton popped out...

and dropped an l, causing him to become a very brave skeleton

An undead paragon gathered up the forces of mortals to fight off ayys

Unfortunately he realized he was the ayy all along...

The ayy happened upon an uncontrollable urge to take a shit, but suddenly realizing he has severe constipation

It was then that the gods realized the narrative of their shenanigans wasn't making a lot of sense anymore, so they pondered if they should let the whole thing be taken by the void or not.