Alright, Veeky Forums, I seek your wisdom regarding M:tG. A friend of mine told me that newer cards completely outclass the older ones from 20 years ago. He wants to duel me using his "Le Mindskulpt Plansewalkur" deck and wants me to use anything I want from any of the older non-legal sets. You and me both know he's a retarded faggot and that some of the older shit is beyond broken, but so be it.
Give me your best unrestricted trollsiest bullshit combinations, Veeky Forums. And if you know of a card that lets you search a deck for all instances of a particular card and put them into play that would be %1000 appreciated.
> A friend of mine told me that newer cards completely outclass the older ones from 20 years ago. Build Flash Hulk.
Cameron Scott
mana drain yawgmoth's will ancestral recall moxen time walk force of will high tide turnabout tendrils of agony timespiral rewind
you could probably just call that a deck honestly, if you're going unrestricted.
Evan Brown
Just play fucking Stax if you want to piss him off.
Aaron Flores
just play a legacy/vintage deck against him. literally any of them.
Liam Ramirez
Do flash hulk and win during his first turn.
Gemstone Caverns > Flash > Protean Hulk > 4 Disciple of Vault + 4 Phyrexian Marauder + 4 Shifting Wall
gg ez
Nathan Torres
24x Relentless Rats 4x Bubbling Muck 4x Thrumming Stone 4x Dark Ritual 4x Diabolic Tutor 20x Swamps
Combo out a Thrumming Stone and 1 Rat. GG.
Liam Murphy
winter orb
Justin Diaz
if he wants to prove oldschool best school then rats is right out and flash hulk generally hinges on several newish cards, at least
Ryder Perez
The newest card in Hulk Flash is Protean Hulk from Dissension. How new is new?
Caleb Anderson
Oh wait there's SSG, nvm. You can play without it though.
Luis Robinson
i'm calling new borders new, that keeps us out of modern too
Ryan Turner
Anything after 8th edition is new.
Brayden Martin
Build Necropotence or Trix.
Robert Taylor
if you want to win on opponent's turn one, gemstone caverns too.
Anthony Bennett
Honestly I'd be thinking Time Spiral is the limit for "new". That's where Planeswalker cards were first mentioned, and it's when The mending happened - it's the pivot point between "weatherlight and phyrexians" magic to "bolas and the jacetice league" magic.
Chase Robinson
Either build the grindiest Stax bullshit you can or go pure combo and turbo through your deck with Ancestral and Lotus. Either way your friend will never want to play magic with you again, though.
Jack Jackson
This seems the right path to go along. Yagwill storm is so gross
Channel+fireball is an option too.
Tyler Walker
literally just run a control deck built to counter him and tell him to kill himself after he rages when you reshuffle your yard into your lib thanks to old eldrazi
Michael Lee
Oh, Tolarian Academy is also legal here, and bused as fuck. I'm assuming you are allowed to use proxies here? If not, we can still come up with something busted.
Elijah Wilson
Alright, I'm gonna make you a deck right now. It's horribly untuned, but should still win. May have to change the numbers a bit. It literally doesn't fucking matter.
Business Spells = 8 1 Tendrils of Agony 1 Mind's Desire 4 Demonic Tutors 2 Yawgmoth's Will
Card Draw, Cantrips, and Time Walk = 18 4 Ancestral Recall 4 Time Walk 4 Brainstorm 4 Ponder 2 Time Twister
Mana Acceleration = 22 4 Black Lotus 4 LED 4 Dark Ritual 4 Mox Jet 4 Mox Sapphire 2 Mana Vaults
Protection = 4 4 Duress
Lands = 8 4 Polluted Delta 4 Underground Sea
Cameron Rivera
Might as well play for Ante and run Contract from Below, though you may need to play a second tendrils so you don't get accidentally ante it.
Parker Perry
Thank you, Veeky Forums. His tears will be well deserved.
Oliver Roberts
Needs more Necropotence.
Gabriel Foster
You'll update us, right?
Henry Hill
I most certainly will.
Lincoln Bell
Srsly. Necropotence is one of the single most busted cards in the entirety of Magic. Play it.
Tyler James
Whatever you play make sure to play 4 strip mine.
Maybe even sinkhole, nothing aggravates people like LD
