ITT we make a card game

ITT we make a card game
>dubbs decided what it's about
>trips can change card base
>2, 5, 7, 8, and 0 make the rules

Let's begin

> pic related = starting card base drawn terribly by me.

Memes, always memes

The game rules penalize profanity and rude gestures by doing damage to the cusser. However this damage can be responded to via card effects.

It's about low-level shapeshifting musclewizards.
They all go to the same community college and want an associates degree in some bullshit field. They all have shit jobs.

Your deck and musclewizardry will usually be themed around a major and a dayjob somehow. So you could spit boiling fryer oil at people if you're in food service or hear peoples' pulses at a distance if you're going for medical assistant.

Rolling.

The game promotes profanity and rude gestures by dealing damage to your opponent. This damage can be responded to however.

Rule one, set: cursing and rude gestures causes a loss in life points/whatever we end up using as life force. Some card effects may counter this rule.

Only fox characters

The game is about hyper edgy versions of woodland critters

Rule two, set: cursing and rude gestures causes a loss in life points/ wherever we end up using as life force, to your opponent. Some card effects may counter this rule.

So with rule one and rule two, cursing and rude gestures hurt both players.

rerolling for this