ITT we make a card game

ITT we make a card game
>dubbs decided what it's about
>trips can change card base
>2, 5, 7, 8, and 0 make the rules

Let's begin

> pic related = starting card base drawn terribly by me.

Memes, always memes

The game rules penalize profanity and rude gestures by doing damage to the cusser. However this damage can be responded to via card effects.

It's about low-level shapeshifting musclewizards.
They all go to the same community college and want an associates degree in some bullshit field. They all have shit jobs.

Your deck and musclewizardry will usually be themed around a major and a dayjob somehow. So you could spit boiling fryer oil at people if you're in food service or hear peoples' pulses at a distance if you're going for medical assistant.

Rolling.

The game promotes profanity and rude gestures by dealing damage to your opponent. This damage can be responded to however.

Rule one, set: cursing and rude gestures causes a loss in life points/whatever we end up using as life force. Some card effects may counter this rule.

Only fox characters

The game is about hyper edgy versions of woodland critters

Rule two, set: cursing and rude gestures causes a loss in life points/ wherever we end up using as life force, to your opponent. Some card effects may counter this rule.

So with rule one and rule two, cursing and rude gestures hurt both players.

rerolling for this

instead of mana or lands as a resource, each player gains different musical tones each turn
The catch is they have to actually hit the notes they spend for them to count

So, digimon?

Re rolling
No, like a squirrel carrying a kitchen knife in full hot topic gear
But it's body is still a regular squirrel

Rule three, set: hyper edgy woodland critters will be a type of monster in this game.

First turn is decided by who can scream louder, can be decided my an impartial judge or an actual machine if one is available

Rule four, set: before a game starts, all players must scream as loud as possible, the player that screams the loudest goes first.

The game is about teams of different themes wacky Heros who try and stop the world from being taken over by tentacle rape monsters

Looks like I keep wasting our dubs, sorry about that.

>dubbs

Rule five, set: wacky heroes and tentacle rape monsters will both be monsters in this game.

Dammit men we need a theme
The theme is lolis With the strongest monsters being the most kawaii

Not the theme, but you added a new set of monsters

Rule six, set: the game well have lolis as monsters, the more kawaii, the stronger they are.

the game is about killing the enemies protagonist, who works MTG vanguard style, most if not all commanders are Deviantart tier OCs

The theme is impregnation
Do not make this a rule if I don't get dubs

You all just keep adding monsters, not saying it's bad but, some one else has to get dubs soon

Rule seven, set: there will be monsters based off deviant art level OCs.
You sure?

Can we impregnate people with justice?

Theme is headpats

If someone is clearly rolling for a theme then is shouldn't be made into a monster type
Speaking of which
>rape

Rule eight, set: headpats will be a monster type.

Well we have the theme! It's
>rape

Fuck it. Rerolling.

Finally, we have a theme.

The theme of the game is to be the most sexual one and over power your opponent's monsters in sexual combat.

probably should have clarified ,
vanguard cards aren't monsters, they're mostly their to change your starting circumstance or provide support abilities.
of course their also meant to be representative of the player so feel free to throw out that entire rule

Now that we have a theme, dubs will now count as new rules. You can add monster types by getting 1, 4, 6, 8, or 9.

Nah, it would be funny to see DA OCs getting butt fucked by a tentacle monster, don't you think?

Just got called into work, you all can keep track of the rules and stuff, right? Keep this alive till at least midnight, okay? It's three thirty for me now.

so what I'm getting is this is a rape based game with a multitude of different creatures, that begins with both players screaming? Great

Trap and feminine penis

We need artist for this. Also, if dubs, monsters have two stats, sub and DOM.

Reroll

when creatures are summoned, the player rolls 2 die listed on the card, one for cock/strap on size, and another for Anal circumference. These act as the attack and defense stats

Reroll

Female monsters can't rape unless equipped with a strap on, dildo, or sex toy card

It is allowed, however discouraged, for players to NOT masturbate during play.

The game is called "Orgy Unlimited, Masters of Sex"

Reroll

One more try, reroll.

no, the game is called
"Ready or not here i cum!"
often shorted to "Ready or Not"

re roll

did everyone leave when Rape was decided as the theme?

the game's name is git gut or get gonorrhea

Re-roll

no,the game's name is "Cuck Wars"

Looks that way, guess they got offended

(Checked)

Propose a new base, senpai

"Waifu Violation"
attacks must be followed by a unigue attack name by the attacking player Yugioh anime style.

I wasted trips, ah man... at least I don't have to design a new card base.

Sex: the coming

Husbandos are a strong mechanic element

"Sperm wars" is the right term :^)

Rapenauts

not even offended, rape jokes are just kinda shit once the shock value wares thin.
LOLRAEP stops working after five seconds

Retarded Rape Recopies.
At any time, a player may request to challenge that their oponent does not have an erection. If the challenged player refuses to prove that they do or dont, or if they do not have an erection then the challenging player gets to draw a card. otherwise the challenging player must discard one card.

I think OP just interrupted it as sex in general.

"Super Gnoll Fun-Times

Glory in all holes!

3 fun activities in 1

Rape Escape

Who rapes the Rapists?

the title is actually "Le ebin Raep maym"

now say it in latin

Quem adprehendens raptoris ?

Fuck Fights

Dick slapper

Rump Pumpers

OKAY WE HAVE A TITLE
RUMP PUMPERS IT IS!

winner, we "Rump Pumpers" now

Alright, we have a title decided!
so, so far we have:
Rump Pumpers: The rape game!
start every game off by all players screaming, loudest gets to go first.
rude gestures deal damage to both players
each player has a sort of General of their deck
anything else?

I think we're just waiting for OP to get back at this point. Anyone wanna try and make more stupid rules or creatures while we wait? I'll start.

>If dubs, you must wear a bow tie to play rump pumpers.

if dubs, the smallest deck size possible is 80 cards.

This game will work like yogioh, but with more "trap" cards, if you know what I mean.

The game will have homo erotic over tones.

I think that was a given, but now, it's a rule.

winrar!

What are all the creatures again?

I'm not so sure, with a name like Rump Pumpers do you think we could really squeeze that in?

But you can pump a girl's rump too user.

i think we have edgy woodland critters, lolis, tentacle monsters, traps, wacky teams
i think thats it

Hi guys, how did things go today?

the game is called Rump Pumpers, the homoerotic rape card game.

Man -O- man have they made a dream game

Welp, I think we can call it here for the night, tomorrow we'll begin work on the mechanics and rough drafts of cards. Night all.

>If the number of cards in your hand is less than the humber of hands in your card then you must scream PAINKILLER, doing so allows you to draw a new card.

Loser has to masturbate to completion while still at the table