Whats a god name for a book that eats people? Possible names I've got so far:

You funny man, you go to gulag last.

To Serve Man

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carnitome
spine and dine
ingestlopedia
imbible
book of prey

How to meat people.

Readers Digest

UNDER

RATED

>mfw that was the first thing that came to mind for me as well

John Dies at the End

I came here to laugh at this. Carry on.

A Book That Eats People

Don't you mean the Communist Manifeasto?

Papermaw, the Famine Thesis sounds the best desu

Tome of the Devouring Spirit

>this

Or Tome of Insatiability.

"The Book that Ate People"

With the back of the book jacket containing the description of a story about a book that ate people.

This is funny.

This is fantastic.

>Underrated
>literally the next post
I don't think you know what you typed means.

Cooking with Calvin and Hobbs

The Voracious Reader

No no, I understand.

It's just that this thing will never get the praise it deserves, no matter how much praise it gets.

Inanimate Maws: A guide to man-eating objects

bretty gud

readers digest.

The lack of an apostrophe is important here.

>Readers Digesting

>imbible

Imbible

fucking top percentage

you deserve a (you) as well

>tome of flesh

Best... name... EVER!

How a book feels
Written by Hun Gree

The Book That Eats People

There's A Monster At The End of This Book

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You could just make it a mimic, but that's less fun.

We have a winner.

I was thinking the Necro-NOM-icon, but yours is more elegant.

The Phage Codex

The voredex.

A Gripping Read.

Necronomimicon

the moment It eats one player, the other goes "ooooh, I get It"

list of all suggested names

Paper Maw
Book of Teeth
Hunger Almanac
Famine Thesis
Book of Moloch
Cannibal Incunable
The Omnomnomicon
The Communist Manifesto
Grimoire of Gluttony
De Gustatibus
"Hey there Stranger"
To Serve Man
carnitome
spine and dine
ingestlopedia
imbible
book of prey
How to meat people.
Readers Digest
John Dies at the End
A Book That Eats People
Tome of the Devouring Spirit
Or Tome of Insatiability.
"The Book that Ate People"
Cooking with Calvin and Hobbs
The Voracious Reader
Inanimate Maws: A guide to man-eating objects
How a book feels
There's A Monster At The End of This Book
Necro-NOM-icon
The Phage Codex
The voredex.
A Gripping Read.
Necronomimicon

>Libram Masticatum

I actually really like 'There's a Monster at the End of this Book', and have it be exactly the same, with Grover doing his darndest to stop you from getting to the end, and then the last page is replaced the actual monster, ready to eat you.

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>Top Secret. Do Not Read Under Penalty of Death

That way it keeps getting people who want to know what secrets are kept within.

Chompy Hates Atkins

Best in thread.

Eat prey, love. Can't remember if it was a book first.