>my elfs are brow sluts
>my orcs are green and honorable
>my dwarves are tall and skinny warlocks
>my halflings are green and very agressive
>my mammals have scales, cold blood, lay eggs and have no mammaries
Why the absolute fuck don't they make original names for their original races?
>my elfs are brow sluts
But that is the original race.
>I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.jpg
Marquee value.
>Why the absolute fuck don't they make original names for their original races?
Because then you wouldn't see how they changed things for the sake of changing them.
>1st is fine, and sounds kinda like slutty Keeblers
>2nd can either be lame, or kinda okay, especially if it's the "other" honor
>3: laughing Dwemer.png
>4 sounds like a miniature asshole version of the Jolly Green Giant, which could be pretty fun
>5 is an inaccuracy in scientific classification based on real life phylogeny and biological/zoological taxonomy, thus this is a false equivalency when trying to discuss Fantasy race naming mechanics
In other words, OP is a colossal faggotron who is either baiting or genuinely autistic
I was with my mounth open, literally spit when l read that.
I did, but none of you fuckers took an interest.
it looks like the only autist here is you mate
The same reason there's an upcoming girl power movie with the same title as a classic comedy film.
>brow sluts
Say what?
>Literally "no u"
Nice try OP. Work harder in your shitposting, you've got the whole summer to do so
>My dog catches rats.
OP pic related.
>I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.jpg
Nobody does this. Put your strawman in the trash.
Copypasta. The original every-day-for-a-month-ago OP probably meant to say "brown", and the mee-toos just ended up carrying the typo over.
But you knew that, of course, and you're just using this post as an excuse for your shitty no-lore videogame "elves".
not to say i wouldn't hit it. two sets of handholds.
>my elfs are brow sluts
I can get behind this
Played too much WoW, and, uh, s-started actively browsing Veeky Forums at around a week ago.
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>s-started actively browsing Veeky Forums at around a week ago
You can leave. There's still time.
>started browsing a (1)week ago
>is already posting
>s-started actively browsing Veeky Forums at around a week ago
I usually don't go "lurk moar", but yeah, you should lurk more.
Lurk moar. For at least 6-14 months
Trust me, I've been there, and let ne tell you that posting as a newfag is one of the worst things you can do for yourself
Chocolate elves are good as long as they aren't the only kind of elves.
Alright, thanks I guess.
Yeah, you need vanilla and strawberry elves to balance it out.
I agree. Lurk moar faggot.
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What about sherbet?
god I'm so hungry for ice cream
Fucked up the spoiler. Now I know I need some sleep.
>strawberry elve
pic plz
Schnauzers are the fucking best.
>at least 6-14 months
>not 2 years
You may be quite new yourself desu.
Would strawberry Elves be essentially Natives, or would they be Cinnamon? Of so, what would classify as Cinnamon Elves?
Nah, I've been here since 2010. I'm just I was just being optimistic since he seems to genuinely want to learn
There are no absolute rules in Veeky Forums but here are some commonly suggested principles:
Listen: easier said than done, and that's exactly the point
Agreement: say yes and add something, don't reject ideas
Team Work: have a group mind, think of others
Don't Block: stealing jokes / not listening / changing topic
Relationship: focus on connection between characters, not just subject of scene
Initiation: who, what, when to set the scene
Point of View, Opinion and Intention: have them, these help express and build your character
Be in Character: maintain character throughout the scene
Don't Ask Questions: too many questions can make your partner do all the work
Make Active Choices: Do something. Don't be talking heads
>being optimistic
you are'nt very active.
>say yes and add something, don't reject ideas
so i'm supposed to always agreed? Veeky Forums is no hugox, yet.
>relationship
Depending of contxt i could call you autist
>Don't Ask Questions
wew
You better just keep talking about elfs, like the team
>you are'nt very active
I mostly stock to /pfg/, since my group expects me to be the info guy on balance, 3pp, lore, and memes.
kill me.
Plus, at least I know how to spell "aren't" correctly
>Plus, at least I know how to spell "aren't" correctly
Stay butthurt, info guy.
>>Why the absolute fuck don't they make original names for their original races?
If I had to guess, it'd be because it's hard to come up with creative new names, and average folks just nickname them something else anyway. Best example is the John Carter movie. A lot of audience members had trouble getting into it because of all the weird (but original) race names and terminology.
Normies really do ruin everything don't they
I just wish Veeky Forums would not jump on that wagon.
>what you did there
>I see it
>I SEE IT
>Elves of the far north/south that have skin as fair as snow
>During the dark months in their home their skin is as white as the tundra
>During the bright months, their faces turn a bright pink due to sunburn, more of a tan really, as the sun shines from above and reflects off the snow
>Travelling in more standard climes and staying out for a day's work is often enough for this pink shade to come out, so most of the world sees them as pink by default
I, too, have a severe lack of pink in my folders. Would be interesting.
It's the same reason why in Guild Wars 2, the Char and Aura were the least popular races, because normies couldn't relate to them like they could Humans and Norns
>Char
But they're Master Race.
>tfw I never played GW2 but love technologically advanced Gnolls
They are master race, but normies absolutely hate them
>>tfw I never played GW2 but love technologically advanced Gnolls
Theyre steampunk horned bestial tiger people.
To be gnolls they would have to be hyenas, which they arent, at all.
Looked like them to me.
Damn, that's unfortunate.
>They doesn't know the Hyenas are actually Feliforms, not Canids.
Thanks Phylogeny
I do, but there's a huge difference between Hyena and Tiger. It's a meaningful difference.
>calls someone out for shitposting
>by calling him a summerfag
hoooooooooooooooooooooo boy
Actually I do, since hyenas are my favorite animals, and just because they are feliforms doesn't make them cats. They are actually the earliest offshoot from the feliform branch, very near the offshoot from the dog/cat split.
They are more closely related to civets than cats.
Cats of all types are part of Felidae, while hyenas are part of Hyaenidae.
Hyenas are as much cats as meerkats are.