The noble servants of the machine god are all that stand between the imperiums throngs and a life of scratching barehanded in the dirt to grow food instead of plying the stars.
Let is call forth one of these priests and learn their story.
>roll 1d100 for gender
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
Oh I love these tables.
Rolling!
Never mind. Sweet 100, user!
>Neither/Both/Unknown/No Longer Applicable. The majority of Tech-Priests who reach any kind of seniority have long passed the point where they can reliably be assigned a gender, if such a concept even matters any more.
Looks like that was just another piece of mere mortality we threw away. No great loss, really.
>roll 1d100 for age
Eh, that's one of the less interesting rolls to get. As I think it's 60-100 genderless, and there are way cooler things I could have rolled that 100 on later on in the tables. Of course, these might not be the same tables I'm thinking of.
Rolled 86 (1d100)
So, the one time we didn't want a 100?
Pretty much, but thems is the dice.
>Venerable (500-1000). By now a Tech-Priest may be (in)famous and have cemented their reputations. They have almost certainly become quite eccentric over their long lives.
Enemies of the machine god come. Enemies of the machine god go. We remain.
>roll 1d100 for which division of the mechanicus we serve.
Rolled 58 (1d100)
Where is the table, boss?