The monster's aura induces explosive diarrhoea

>The monster's aura induces explosive diarrhoea

What do?

Exit the magical realm.

Use it to your advantage.

Punch the GM.
In the face.

Pull my pants down and turn around.

Drown him in your liquid poop

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Don't eat for a solid 3 days before the encounter
Or
Don't wear pants, go Roman, with the tunic covering up your pathetic manhood/disgusting womanhood
If it's a legitimate monster weigh the discomfort of unpadded greaves against how helpful theyll be if you get hit anyways

Shoot. Trap. Send undead or warfoged.

joke's on the monster, my character has IBS he won't even notice

IT IS I, THE SHIT MONSTER, SURRENDER YOUR UNDERGARMENTS OR SEE THEM DROWN

capture it alive, parade it through the middle of town in a cage

or send it as a 'peace offering' to your enemies

...okay, you know what? I could see this being a legitimate power for the golgothan. Not so much anything else. But that one I could see making people die of dysentery.

in the wow rpg the abomination's aura induced nausea.

Same for Daemonic Presence of a nurglite demon in 40k RPGs, btw.

A Toilet Demon? Rip and Tear! Drown you with the filth that I shall expel!

>turn 360 degrees

Did I miss a Dwarf Fortress update?

And walk away.

...

Berserker wearing brown loincloth + explosive diarrhea = more field movement , slide across floor

Start eating bran for 3 days before fight. It'll be fine.

As long as it doesn't sing opera.

Have a shitty time.

If we go for hilariously level diarreah it's dangerous in high lethality or realism systems, specially if you add vomit and similar lost of body fuilds.

Or fantasy warham, fantasy warham is love

Stop playing Shadow of the Demon Lord.
even though I love the system.