A wizard has tasked you with obtaining a very rare magical reagent: dragon semen

A wizard has tasked you with obtaining a very rare magical reagent: dragon semen.

How do you go about this?

In this setting can they turn humanoid?

If yes, then this should be simple.

If no, then vigorously.

Disguise myself as a princess and wait.

Get the slut healer to suck him dry.

I tell the GM to fuck off

Polymorph into a dragon, milk semen

Kill Dragon, Cut semen out of dragon balls

Kill dragon, cut off dick, bring back to wizard, wizard laughs like Rocket in Guardians of the Galaxy because he just wanted to see if I'd actually do it.

I don't.

I point out that dragon's don't have semen since they don't actually breed, just occasionally more dragon eggs fall from the stars.

You know those old stories about clever farmhands baking giant poisoned pies and leaving them where the Dragon would find them? We do the same, but ibstead with an appropriately sized fleshlight that transports the semen to a giant vat in the wizard's study.

>Try to sneak into dragon's cave to jerk him off/clean up after he has sex with his mate
>Get caught trying rub his dick
>Dragon comes up with a punishment
>Stuffs you down into his junk
>Finds his mate, starts going at it
>Inside his balls, it is getting hotter and tighter
>get broken down and crushed, mixed into the flood of dragon cum
>The dragon sprays your remains deep into his mate's pussy

>This is someone's actual fetish
>Goes back to diaper threads on /aco/ in sheer terror.

I punch the wizard for being stupid

I then punch the GM for being stupid

>How do you go about this?
Very... carefully, and with the understanding that all those involved in the quest will never speak of it to anyone after it's complete. Ever.

an onahole hooked up to a bag of holding and painted to look like a dragon's presented hindquarters

Disgusting as this fetish is, if it means I'd later get reborn as a little dragon wyrmling, I might actually be okay with it.

I'm not rolling for the new fetish though, fuck you right straight to hell.

>vorefaggotry
>worst variant of vorefaggotry
Please go and stay go.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

I roll to seduce

The dragon is turned right the fuck on, gj nigger

Oh yeah, getting rid of /wst/ sure stopped these threads from existing!

Well done, Board Fun Police, it worked SO WELL.