Why do the bad guys always have bong accents?

Why do the bad guys always have bong accents?

As a bong myself I find this deeply offensive.

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It's because it gives a level of sophistication to the villain.

Brits are stereotyped as posh, educated, and upper class type individuals so the accent tells most people that the villain is a cut above the common rabble of criminals and is someone not to be underestimated or approached without a healthy dose of respect for the potentially complex and perfectly executed ass-wooping he may deliver.

because bongs are all creepy weirdos

l for one prefer the Australian accent for villians
>get tha fuck outa my dungeon ya stupid cunt
>crikey that fukin hurt u prick
>what the fuck is a bull-frog? l woulda called it a chazwozzer

Because bad guys with Arab, Nigerian and Pavement Ape accents are racist.

Most other accents are goofy and non-threatening.

don't bongs have like 12 different accents?

It's also just sexy as shit and so doesn't need much excuse to include on a central character.

I don't know what you're talking about, all my villains are Seto Kaiba

We've got an obscene amount of accents once you leave south-east england. Then again, most euro countries have that, it's just not that noticeable to foreigners.

Try being Russian OP. My people have been the world's orcs for the last 80 years. At least the muslims are the world's goblins..

German here, tell me about it