is Coteaz still top tier cheese on most tourneys as an ally?
Jayden Russell
Not really. Only 2+ armor, no invuln, ML 2 psyker for 100 points. Meh overall.
Benjamin Johnson
Well if the local meta is "All the drop pods all the time" then yeah. But if that's what you are running up against then anything up to and including using your regulation hammer is acceptable.
Parker Rodriguez
It's like the tau is having vietnam-style flashbacks to that time they went to the chicken planet. >This concept is the greater good >No proof >It just is >Proof >Er. Have you seen our battlesuits? They have far more firepower than your military... >Where's the proof >Er. Hey, here's the ethereal, he's noble and- >Let's see proof of that >AAAARGH
Camden Moore
Just got snipped out of 2 metal powerfist comissars for $6 on ebay in the last 10 seconds. Tell me a joke to lift my spirits Veeky Forums
Sebastian Watson
The Ork codex.
Jaxson Martinez
I'm dying here.
6e Tyranids.
Carter Watson
My last game I played
Matthew Brown
An old asian man goes to the doctor. after his checkup, the doctor says he has cataracts, to which the old man replies, 'no cataracts, i drive a rinkin'
Jaxon Wright
What did the user say to the other user? It was me.
Jordan Young
Oops, missed the new thread while double checking to make sure I'm not retarded. Where can I find this Inquisitor? It's not a GW or FW sculpt as far as I can tell, but it doesn't make sense to use it to show scale if it's a custom one-off.
Nolan Morgan
tallarn vs slannesh
who wins?
Ryan Miller
How would you make a list against a 1000p Tau list that only has drones. No tanks, no fire warrios, no suits, just drones of every flavour
Benjamin Martin
+++DISTRESS SIGNAL RECEIVED+++
+++DEPLOY THE COMEDY MARINES+++
+++THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: HONK+++
Nathaniel Ward
Now you have to tell us
Angel Russell
i think games workshop is run by tat guy, they now have "game breaker" bundles.
CSM aren't meant to be direct analogues of SM; Cool. Except their equipment and units are way too close to SM with all the nice shiny toys gone. CSM can only have 2 special weapons for some reason, Havocs can only have four heavy weapons, because reasons. All of their equipment is identical to loyalist stuff except for the Reaper Autocannon, but they don't get grav, or teleport homers, or drop pods, or w/e: All the good bits of loyalist equipment. What's more, none of the Chaos-specific stuff is terribly good. Each type of daemon engine has some pretty glaring problems; Possessed are no different than assault marines that traded their grenades and jump packs for a daemon save and S5, Land Raiders are the shittiest varient, etc.
2) Lack of special rules making them boring. Chaos' sole special rule is Champions of Chaos, a rule that is, at best, fluffy but doesn't ever effect the game because nothing ever gets something useful out of a challenge. Marks are a poor replacement for chapter tactics to begin with (Like half the legions aren't god-specific), and stat-line changes are boring. That's ignoring the fact that like two and a half of the marks are garbage, as are two of the icons. VOTLW is neat, but it shouldn't be an upgrade, and doesn't exactly represent veteran CSM the way it's supposed to since it's most expensive for the guys who should, logically, be more likely to be veterans.
((Inb4 someone posts the stupid 'CSM should have chapter master statlines' meme))
3) Points inefficiencies, and inability to get redundancies. Lots of shit in the codex is a lot more expensive than it should be, the codex has real problems with hitting all the bases you need a list to it. Fast assault troops? Objective grabbers? Really only found in fast attack. AP2? Heavy Support or super-expensive chosen.
4. Garbage formations. This one should be self explanatory.
Aaron Barnes
Are you ? That's a dark angel librarian from the dark vengeance set.
Gavin Gonzalez
>in the last 10 seconds >not bidding in the last 3 seconds you were asking for it
Noah Collins
This is good
Christopher Allen
>BROTHER: WHAT IS THE MOST DIFFICULT PART OF COOKING A VEGETABLE
>FITTING THE GOLDEN THRONE IN THE OVEN
Holy kek this got me.
Julian Long
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Chase Diaz
Name my band /w40kg/
Anthony Collins
Derp. Thanks. I guess I am just retarded.
Dylan Kelly
Meltagun
Nathan Lee
Godspeed you! Black Avatar
Elijah Lopez
Meltagun
Joshua Morgan
There's having a bad day, and then there's getting headshotted with a melta weapon.
Tyler Scott
I modeled some regular Marine bikes yesterday and now I want to put EVERYTHING on bikes.
Help.
Christopher Jenkins
Five bean casserole
Hunter Wood
>Imperial knight using bikes as roller skates I'm okay with this.
Brandon Hughes
are there any female units in the game?
Jackson Mitchell
Yes. You can be either female or male eldar.
Hunter Sanchez
...
Carter Young
Just shave off the Dark Angels symbol with a knife and he'd make a pretty good terminator inquisitor.
Jackson Gonzalez
Allah and the ahkbars
Blake Bell
Dark Reapers can dispense some good "fuck you" too.
Charles Sullivan
>Unlimited interceptor with no drawbacks >Can OHKO any Psyker/Daemon >"lol fuck off with your seize roll"
I once killed ~750pts of battle suits with Coteaz in a IG veteran squad because my opponent deep-struck in Hammer and Anvil. Poor bastard forgot about the rule and thought it was just standard interceptor.
Lincoln Cook
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Joshua Barnes
Wait, what's the order of operations there? Can you let him place all of his Deep Strikes while snickering quietly to yourself and then stomp him or are you supposed to shoot each one in turn?
Andrew Ward
>Can OHKO any Psyker One perils isn't really all that bad...
Nathaniel Nelson
...
Cooper Brooks
>About a month ago >Trying to get friend into 40k >Off visiting family for mother's day, visit a FLGS in San Luis Obispo >Tell my buddy they have 40k shit and I'll bring some back >He's been debating between Eldar and Necrons >Get me some Orks, I'm gonna play them >Are you sure bro? Orks are pretty garbage >I know, but they seem like they'd be fun to just play as >Fast forward to present >We're setting up for a game >He's just sitting there bitching about how Orks are bad and it's unfair that he has to fight my tanks >All he ever does is bitch about how Orks are bad How do I stop this? It's getting to the point where I don't want to play with him anymore because all he does is bitch.
Cameron Bell
Tell me about your dudes Veeky Forums. Who are they? What is their name? What have they done? What are their achievements and accomplishments, as well as their backstory? alternatively, if you haven't got around to naming and fluffing your dudes, post about their achievements in past games and perhaps we can help fluff them out. God knows it would a better use of space and time than a great portion of last general
Adrian Fisher
idk. I've lost to orks twice. Granted I've only played four games and lost 3....
John Miller
It's done at the end of movement, so the former.
Chase Long
>How do I stop this? It's getting to the point where I don't want to play with him anymore because all he does is bitch Remind him that you told him from the start that orks are shit, and as such he really shouldn't complain. He knew the risks. You might want to try and convince him to start a second army that he could use as his main one instead of orks (though that would depend upon financial situations, not everyone has the money to have more than one army, and very few can start a new one and begin with a large force), allowing him to relegate his orks to something played only in fluffy and for fun games
Michael Murphy
Buy him better units. What's he got?
Xavier James
It's a leadership check. The model is simply removed on a fail.
Ethan Powell
Now that you mention it....
Hunter Perry
I can guarantee whatever he lists wont have enough boyz
Xavier Ortiz
How would you stat these things?
Adrian Flores
Eh, I prefer the way Space Marine made meltaguns be llike anti-tank shotguns
Thomas Scott
The Surian Desert Dogs. Formed out of a Tallarn regiment that was merged with a local PDF force, they're experts in lightning mechanised strikes, guerrilla warfare, and desert survival.
They've been fighting a guerrilla war against an Alpha Legion-backed cult, and were expecting to be reinforced by the Ultramarines, but the Ultramarines took the view that they've been hiding on a chaos infested planet for far too long to be uncorrupt. Now they're fighting for survival against both the chaos and Ultramarine forces.
Tyler Rodriguez
Necron players, I keep seeing these itty bitty Scarabs about, not the ones that come with the Warriors but these little tiny ones, where are they from?
Jace Gomez
They were completely unfluffy in Space Marine.
Isaiah Howard
is this... ps2 game?
Luis Lopez
How? A rapid explosion of super-hot gasses was basically what they were.
William Parker
They also were subject to a horrible defeat at the hands of an Eldar Farseer and his jet bike swarm
Aaron Rogers
Going all out and buying 2 units of 3 wyverns because a Stalins organ style guard army sounds great at 2.5k. My necron playing friend is telling me they'll only do 2 wounds against his immortals (all 6 firing). I'm not good at math hammer at all but this seems out by a very wide margin. Could someone confirm my suspicions and maybe give me some correct calculations?
Aiden Gutierrez
I play Storm Wardens because I like their color scheme and I'm not creative enough to come up with my own (I like to write but color is my weakness).
I want to make my own color scheme eventually but I quite like blue and silver.
Landon Butler
Clearly you haven't played a PS 2 game in a while, seeing how PS 2 couldn't hope to render that sort of graphics.
Because they were fucking shotguns. Meltas have always been described as beams of heat, not god damn shotguns.
Charles Perez
the tesseract vault has a bunch of tiny scarabs, I'm pretty sure
Daniel Rogers
ah ok, cool
Jose Sanchez
>Going all out and buying 2 units of 3 wyverns because a Stalins organ style guard army sounds great
Then take off your little girl skirt and put on MAN PANTS! 6 DEATHSTRIKES, ALL FIRING, NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE! FROM THE EMPEROR'S STRAIGHT INTO THE ENEMY'S LOINS!
That or 6 Manticore batteries for S9 AP2 7'' blasts. Fuck the enemy with your giant dick missiles instead of your silly micro size mortars.
Cooper Cooper
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Matthew Cruz
Shotguns in game role, maybe. They didn't exactly have any spread the same way a shotgun usually does. Short range insta-kill guns is basically Exactly how melta should behave.
Brody Flores
I dont know, I could see a raygun acting fast enough that it looks like a shotgun instead of just aiming and waiting for the ray to do the work.
Hunter Wright
You guys know eBay has an auto bid feature right?
Sniping is useless unless you use a program to get in at the last millisecond.
Kayden Butler
Niiice! Kinda reminds me of my regiment that's formed from local PDF and a cadian regiment that was at about quarter strength. Sadly don't have much lore yet since I just started recently and haven't gotten any games in.
Ethan Reed
What if CSM got the Gal Vorbak statline?
Jordan Brown
What's everyone working on?
Gavin Rodriguez
The quality of the painting some people in here display on their models fucking blows my mind. Some of you guys are gods
Asher Evans
You aint seen shit, m8.
Bentley Thompson
Stip making me want to play/buy Tyranids. Stop.
Eli Murphy
HOW
Jaxon Myers
Common, imagine 4 of these faggots flying around fucking shit up and pissing off everyone you'll ever play.
Landon Stewart
>Only 4 people have posted their models so far >mine is one of them >mfw
Chase Ward
This shit should come with a trigger warning.
Thomas Smith
Holy shit is that thing pregnant?
Jackson King
Something wrong?
Its a Tervigon, so yes.
Camden Green
looks highlighted with a micro pen.
Bentley Cox
Did you make this? If so, how?
Ethan Roberts
>Is something wrong? Yeah I'm having an existential crisis just looking at thing, I can't tell if it's a 3d model or a 2d binder sketch.
David Brooks
>What's everyone working on
Pic related
Oliver Watson
tyranids literally have the best plastic range in the game
they're garbage on the table, but the models are fantastic
Carter Nguyen
I'm making a grey knight captain and librarian out of a grey knight termie kit.
I fell for the shitty resin one on their website so I also have to get rid of that somehow.
Asher Jones
I wish, an user here posted the Tervigon picture a while ago and said he found it elsewhere even longer ago.
Search Cell Shaded Tyranids on Google.
Oh I know what you mean. Its the white background that does it.
Grayson Sanchez
Hey, I used to play to Warhammer 40k back in 2008-2010. I stopped around 2010 but I'm thinking about playing again since I'll have some free times next years. What has changed since 2010 ?
Aiden Anderson
New edition, some new codices, Tau and Eldar are now top tier. A new CEO was named at GW and we're all hoping he can do something, anything to unfuck this game.
Kevin Miller
Good units m8.
Ryan Foster
That shit looks fine user. got any more?
Angel Gonzalez
Based Roundtree is trying to fix things. He even brought back the specialist games division, and I'm pretty sure is the one who gave the OK for the Start Collecting bundles that actually offer good deals.
Gavin Rogers
Are Tau top tier because of cheese though?
Mason Gutierrez
Yes.
Camden Foster
>New edition Anything new in the rules ? (If I remember correctly, I was playing during the 5th edition)