Jumpchain CYOA Thread #890: The Gains Stack Edition

Still not enough dakka

Where did you get that upgrade?

See pic

>890
How the hell did we survive this long?

Really been working on the bio tech stuff lately.

Beskar'gam, disintegration with style

Awesome, can't wait to see how build turns out

Our autism and escapist tendancies mixed with a dab of masochism allows us to self immolate and rise from the ashes like the mighty pheonix.

Flamio, my good hotman.

I don't wear armor often, but when I do it's DOOM's Paetor Suit.
It suits the only occasions that I'd need armor, and compliments a mobile, close quarters fighting style.

Who is working on Kingdom Hearts anyway?

Is there any way to make my magic look like old school chinese art/caligraphy sort of like in this pic?

Tophat and Spyro.

The jump is basically finished, they just wanted to adjust some pricing. Not sure why the delay but oh well.

Mah nigga.

VEGA's a nice lad.

Okami?

Filled to the brim with technology that has been miniturized and obtimized for all uses, enough biotechnology to resist all forms of combat and regenerate from any damage. Also has been ensouled with enough magic as to allow it to be used by even non magic users.

The Praetor Suit from the Doom jump upgrades itself through the absorbing of Argent energy and the killing of things.

Birth By Sleep or just Sora's adventures?

THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE

AND COME STRANGE AEONS EVEN DEATH MAY DIE

bayonetta has something for that

I don't need any. Besides it just gets in the way of my sexy, sexy body.

I think just Sora?

To call back to the conversation about Origins last thread, aren't awakened Origins and the things they're capable of strangely close in nature to sorcery purely on the basis of their metaphysical implications and the uniqueness of their abilities?

Teigu: Armor of Zereul
+1000ip(1000)
Type: Armor
Import 5 Star Goku Uniform
-50(950)Extra-Dimensional Storage
-100(850)Auxillary Armament - Ribbon of Zereul
-100(750)Enhanced Durability
-300(450)Reflective Defense
-400(50)Evolution
-50(0)Flight

Damn it.

Some other user claimed BBS, and there's a WiP in the Drive's WiP folder, but I haven't heard anything about it since it was posted.

Well, salt IS a preservative

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>pic
Why does his armor looks like its made of duct tape?

Depends on the setting, but I still love classic fantasy armor for when heads need to roll.

Well, there's several possible explanations.

The first is because he was designed to operate for a long time in an inhospitable environment to take care of a systematic malfunction in a superstructure with enough physical mass to at least encompass the solar system's orbit, and which may or may not be pumping in mass and energy from alternate universes to do so. So his gear needed to be streamlined.

The second is that because of said inclement conditions, he's had to do a lot of patch jobs over the years.

The third is because he's actually a clarktech robot and at least some of the armor might be part of him

>How you want your T-34 senpai?

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Hypertech + magic = OP plz nerf

I just realized how devastating Megalovania would be in Commorragh. How did I not realize this before? ... This changes everything.

It's also wonderful for when you have to kill Gods of Evil, cosmic horrors, and similar critters with kill counts in the planetary population range.

Does Sorcery Savant from Buffyverse apply to all magic systems or just in-universe magic?

Megalovania is a perk from Undertale that allows your magical attacks to do more damage the more violent and evil a person is. It scales down with innocence, but that's not important.

Commarragh is a Dark Eldar city from Warhammer 40k that is best described as a vile den of bastards unlike anywhere else in the multiverse.

Combine the two and I might have a shot at taking down the head honcho after all.

It gets really, really nasty if you stack it with other stuff.

-Scar Dead (Medaka Box): So let's say you're a Deldar and you try to go to your happy place when your sins start crawling on your back. Except no, that's not happening-because now every fuckup, every wound and debillitation and hurt is starting to open up again-and this being 40K, that's a lot of wounds.

-Herald (SMT): But that's okay, you still have your happy place right? Not anymore you don't. Now you're being compelled to emphasise with your pain. Also, the sensations of your sins are actually being manifested against you now; so even if you're a masochist it's quite likely the sheer humiliation is going to prevent you from enjoying the experience.

-Embodiment of Evil+Titan's Blood (God of War): Okay, maybe now's the time to turn over a new leaf. Except no, you can't when you're being immersed in gaseous clouds of noxious evil even as you're being smacked around by attacks that worsen with increased amounts of evil.

-A Ragged Wound (Franken Fran) and Halted Time (Valkyrie Profile): But your physiology is stuffed full of combat drugs and stuff so you'll recuperate eventually right? Nope, now you'll need honest-to-goodness magical surgery-has to be magical AND surgery-to make the pain go away.

-A Song for the Hopeless+Learn to Fly High (Binbougami-ga) and Magoi Manipulation OR Master Magician (Magi): Maybe you have a trick up your sleeve. Well, it's not going to work now. Your powers are going haywire, and your wounds are destined to occur. There's no getting off this ride.

These are all awesome ideas! Thanks man. Not really helpful to The One True Pirate King, but I'm stashing that lost for later.

Never know when you need an evil god slaughtering combo.

Damn you, hotman.
I want everything, but the drawbacks hit right where it hurts.
And I need to rearrange my chain again.
Well done.

Its a part of me

Actually, f you're specifically looking to slaughter evil gods rather than maximise suffering:

-Angel Slayer from Valkyrie Profile can turn divine weapons into super-duper godsbane weapons

-A Noble Phantasm from Fate can be Anti-Divine meaning it has a conceptual advantage against divine beings

-Virus from Hyperdimension Neptunia gives you a super mode that's effective against divine beings

-God Slayer from Percy Jackson gives you magical knowledge specifically related to subduing deities

-The Seventh Holy Scripture from Tsukihime specialises in slaying immortals whose existences depend on their souls surviving. The Godslayer from Age of Ice is likely even more powerful and can theoretically being acquired without taking the DLC, but given its' nature it's unclear if it would maintain its' divinity-countering properties if taken without jump fiat.

Nudists are fun.

I will consider this a mark of success. Here's the PDF. Enjoy!

It helps during Snu Snu or when you want to make monstergirls

Also, would this perk let me learn all the spells in Master of Magic even if I don't take any 'Link' perks?

No. It says you can learn any spell you see in one magic system in any other magic system, but it doesn't get rid of any inherent limitations in that system - e.g., Sorcerers' limited spells per level or the requirement that you have the appropriate Mana links if you're trying to learn Master of Magic spells in the Master of Magic system. You could learn those spells in the D&D system, but they'd probably be Epic spells and require the Epic spell rules to create.

>You now possess the ability to learn any number of spells, regardless of normal restrictions or the normal limits of your mind and memory
That sounds like it gets rid of inherent limitations to me

what are the best magic power and energy amount perks

Sweet.
I'll have to figure out where to put it tomorrow.
It's definitely going after JoJo, but I'm debating whether I want the Fire Emblem sisters to be older, or younger.

Leaky Limiter from that one place I can't remember right now, and am to lazy to check.

Mushoku Tensei.

I'm certain at that point of the manga he had been in combat for a while so it has been patched and repaired.

Mushoku Tensei. It essentially gives you infinite growth potential for your mana pool. The more you use it, the bigger it is when it refills.

There's some good boosters in Negima, Nanoha, Slayers, and Chrono Trigger. Also, don't forget the Eye of Set in Sword and Sorcery.

Caring should have a perk for giving super hugs.

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Man, Mega Empoleon looks awesome

ugly Asari are canon now, apparently

Jumpers, have you ever scared someone completely shitless, either on purpose or intentionally?

How funny was it?

Shit, that should read "on accident or intentionally."

You talking about this?

Yes, she looks like a chubby middle aged man.

>The part where I can import a Companion to be the child's Mother
>I have to chose whom in my Harem has the first child
>Screams Internally
>Screams Externally

All Asari are ugly.

...I'm frightened on an instinctive level and I can't explain why.

She looks cute. Idk what you're smoking to think she looks middle age, male, or chubby.

>Forgetting my Name
God damn it

>Cute
What the fuck is wrong with you. I bet you masturbate to Costanza.

I used Tsukiyomi to make internet trolls live out the threats they made to me in the YouTube Jump. Does that count?

Looks like a Man to me
I think it's the jawline

They are gonna kill you over this.

To be fair, they're not exactly 'women' either.

Why do you think I'm screaming?

When in doubt pick the first waifu.

They're a species of space squid-succubi. This one is a total reject.

Maybe this one is an incubus instead?

... I'd give it an 7.5 out of 10, not great but still far from hideous.

Once or twice, yeah. Usually it's just a case of them walking in on me in my lab.

Then again, you walk into a Hollywood-level geneticist's lab when the, "Do Not Enter," light is on, you only have yourself to blame. Especially considering that you had to go through a damn steel shutter to get in.

Most of the time I do it on purpose, to convey a point. I'm a fairly nice person, and this is further conveyed in my jumper-self. I help people, give characters therapy, try to redeem villains, even the most vile kind. But sometimes, I get upset. I always smile, I'm always calm, even under pressure.(since I took Tranquility and Strife as my Origin in Kara No Kyoukai I can effectively find the center between the two to maximuze my efficiency)

But when I'm not in the mood for the shit your doing, when what your doing is so heinous that I drop the facade and have to get serious?
I picked up Omega Telepathy, Psychonuaicst, Psycho Diver, Parasite Seeing, and Cognito Hazard.

Thank you for letting me in

You can't be human. That's a total 3/10.

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I'm not impressed with that Asari, but I am with the fact that actually managed to figure out a way to make a sequel without selecting a single path. Basing in it a new galaxy was a good way to sidestep the problem.

Filling it with familiar races was just lazy however.

I'm not a hundred percent sure that's not part of your crew our a similar expedition rather than Andromeda's native species. If it is though, then yeah, that's bullshit.

To be honest I think they're just going to treat ME3 as having become irrelevant by the game's start. I just can't imagine them otherwise reconciling the drastic differences in history that would have come from every organic species being made biomechanical by magic Shepard-dust or a Renegade Shepard in charge of the Reaper fleets.

And frankly i'm not optimistic about the game's quality given the dreck that ME3 brought about.

They'd have to if they wanted make a sequel is my point. The sheer differences in culture and what not would have to be glossed over- which would be retarded if they set in the Milky Way. By putting it in Andromedea it's not such an egregious issue, and can be summed up without them having to make three different games.
Also, I liked ME 3. Right up until the shit ending. And I think the quality could be improved a bit if they would have removed the stupid chasing the kid parts. But other than that I liked it.

I'm fairly sure what happened was Reapers show up. To make sure that the major races still survive they're loaded up on colony ships. They make way to the Andromeda galaxy, the crew and what not are in Cryo.

The Asari is probably one the people that were part of the ark. It would make sense for Alliance to include the members of the species from the council.

Humanity takes the lead but they still needed the funds that could only come from the established players. The economy of the Alliance is small compared to even the Elcor.

>T-34
>posts Churchill

I really haven't invested in armor since the relative level of natural toughness of being a metal-boned fighting dog, chaos power nature, and the horse talisman leaves me with excellent immediate regeneration against a variety of threats. Accessorize with some ribbons that prevent various status effects and I'm good. However I tend to wear armor appropriate for a setting when I'm not being particularly showy, like leathers when we were in The Elder Scrolls.

When I actually need armor because I still fear getting shot in the brain pan with a sufficiently large bullet that my bones won't stop and my regeneration won't help with due to whoops brain exploded, I started with the basic set of armor I got in Destiny. Its not great but it stops a few bullets. I armsfusion'd whatever other armors I found there into it so it eventually became decently tough. Its got a coating of Orihalcon to provide a bit of safety from magic as well.

Fair point.

But no, ME3's just a crock of shit to me with one or two good moments. Apart from what you said there's the expanded universe characters nobody cared about or liked (looking at you Kai "literally a worse Raidan" Leng) being shoehorned into the plot, there's the organics vs synthetics bullshit made up after that leak replacing the interesting dark energy hinted plot in ME2 and there's the Illusive Man going full retard in order to hamfistedly ape Saren-and to apparently save the dev team the effort of designing a final boss because the video game was too videogamey for them. For that matter all the bossfights were shit, ironically barring Leng's.

I'm not saying there weren't any good parts, I'm saying all my good memories of the game relate to cutscenes and dialogue. I wanted a lore-rich RPG shooter, and I got a visual novel with some shooter elements. ME2 was a better game overall.

One way or the other the Reapers aren't a meaningful issue after the end of ME3, for better or worse. I doubt it's them unless some truly stupid retcon gets pulled.

The Leviathans, on the other hand-ugh, I'd much rather have ME3's plot points forgotten altogether but they WERE hinted as Still Being Out There.

ME 2 was definitely a better shooter, that's for sure. I didn't like how it's storyline was much less epic seeming than 1 though. The gameplay was so much better that I didn't mind.
I still enjoyed ME 3, though I do wish the dark matter shit was kept. I'm mad.

>and to apparently save the dev team the effort of designing a final boss because the video game was too videogamey for them
There actually is concept art of a Reaper-ized cyborg Illusive Man that presumably would have been a final boss. So they designed him, they just didn't bother to put him into the game.