Dragonball Quest #27

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>Information on the MC

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>>Information

This quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a thirteen year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.

>Rules

At the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.

In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote wins

Rolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.

Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting process

I hope everyone has fun.

>Current Saga

Red Ribbon Army

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As you return to consciousness, you're assaulted by several sights and sounds that take you a few moments to register.

You're staring up at a bunch of trees, and you're pretty sure you hear monkeys calling from somewhere in the distance. As you sit up, you look around to see Bulma passed out against a tree, Oolong snoring against a rock, and Krillin looking as though he's not far from joining them.

His eyes shift to your direction, at which point he sits up, suddenly alert and awake as he rushes over to you with a smile on his face.

"Tofoo, you're okay!" he says, laughing with happiness. "How are you feeling?"

>A. Sleepy

>B. "Didn't I blow up?"

>C. Ask where you are

>D. Ask what happened

>E. Something else

>B. "Didn't I blow up?"

"Why..did...I...explode?"

>B. "Didn't I blow up?"

>>E. Something else
Snuggle with bulma.

>B. "Didn't I blow up?"

>C. Ask where you are

>D. Ask what happened

>E. Something else

If our "energy" is being used to pull our body back together
can we ... feel if it's still doing that?

Imma second this.

"Didn't I blow up?" you ask him.

Krillin nods. "Yeah, we were real worried. For a minute there, nobody thought you were going to make it."

You hear rustling in the nearby bushes, and the two of you look over, sighing in relief when you see it's just one of the monkeys looking at you curiously.

"That's a relief," Krillin says. "You wouldn't believe how many hungry animals there are out here."

He looks back over at you. "Are you feeling any better?"

A lot better, actually, especially considering the last time you felt anything, it was when you were burning. So, this is a vast improvement. You still feel unbelievably tired, but in a different way from before. More like you want to sleep forever than your body actively dying.

>A. Tell him you feel better

>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better

>C. Ask where you are

>D. Ask what happened

>E. Something else

>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better
>E. Something else
Inspect the flow of energy in our body.

>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better
>C. Ask where you are

>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better
>C. Ask where you are
>E. Something else
And check ourselves to see what shape we are in

>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better
>D. Ask what happened
>Did you guys tell Silver he was basically fired?
I'm guessing we no longer have Silver's cool gun to keep as a trophy

>C. Ask where you are
>D. Ask what happened
>E. Snuggle with Bulma

You tell Krillin that you feel strange, but better than before, and ask him what happened.

"Well, the Red Ribbon Army ran away," Krillin tells you. "We sent Goku after the Dragonball, and the medicine lady told us where to find some stuff to help fix you."

"Where are we?" you ask.

"Some jungle," Krillin answers. "Apparently there's a Dragonball here, too."

>A. Take a moment to examine what kind of condition you're in

>B. Wake Bulma and Oolong

>C. Suggest finding the Dragonball

>D. Tell Krillin he should get some rest

>E. Something else

>A. Take a moment to examine what kind of condition you're in

>D. Tell Krillin he should get some rest

>A. Take a moment to examine what kind of condition you're in

>A. Take a moment to examine what kind of condition you're in


>E. Something else
Bulma. Go snuggle.

>A.
>D.
>E. Keep watch until they wake up

E. Go poke bulma's naughty bits

...

No!
>

Oh, so Goku gets to do it but not us

STOP RAILROADING ME SOM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Srsly tho, that's lewd. Thanks for not going with that

...

It ain't lewd, it's Dragonball.

Wow, Chichi looks pudgy around the hips.

... Do children normally look like that?

You get to your feet and jump high into the air, throwing several punches and kicks to see what sort of condition you're in as you come back to the ground. To your pleasant surprise, your limbs move with the speed you're accustomed to, and your jump takes you high above the treetops.

As you land, you can't help but grin. You feel so much relief at being able to do these things without passing out.

Krillin grins from ear to ear, laughing happily. "It worked!"

You suggest that he go and get some rest for a little bit while you keep watch.

"Sounds good," Krillin says with a yawn. "I was up all night."

He finds a tree to sleep against, and sits down, closing his eyes and beginning to snore.

You're the only one awake now, deep in a jungle that also supposedly contains a Dragonball.

>A. Go look around for the ball

>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

>C. Cuddle with Bulma Don't do it

>D. Something else

Som? Som can i engage TRUE VIOLENCE now? Please?

>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

GET AWAY FROM BAD DECISIONS

>A. Go look around for the ball
ifg it was launch I'd support the cuddle, gotta be consistent you know? BUlma? naw.

Definitely C. We aren't a bitch

Shiggedy diggedy mother fucker, are you of the crazyness?

>>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

>C. Cuddle with Bulma Don't do it
imma do it

Don't you do it

He's a do eet

>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

You keep watch over your friends as they sleep, wondering how long they spent trying to fix you. It seems likely that it was a while.

Bulma yawns, sitting up and rubbing her eyes. She looks around, and her eyes snap open all the way when she sees that you're up.

She jumps to her feet, grinning. "Hey, you're up! Looks like those herbs did the trick after all!"

>A. Ask how many of them you needed

>B. Ask if there are any left

>C. Ask if she knows where the Dragonball is

>D. Something else

>B. Plz

Spend the night in deep meditation.

>>A. Ask how many of them you needed

>A. Ask how many of them you needed

>D. Something else
Ask her why she wants to make her wish.

What if she isn't happy with the perfect boyfriend? Also the perfect boyfriend doesn't mean the perfect husband.

>A. Ask how many of them you needed

Probably not the time, user

>A

You're right user, there's nothing a teenage girl wants more than a lecture on finding a husband from a 13 year old boy.

Who just nearly died and really had her worried.

I'm just saying Realistically we probably have no chance with Bulma until we physically mature more. There's a pattern with the type of men she's attracted to and none of them look like little boys.

They act like little boys, does that count?

So we might as well try to not piss her off or be too pushy until then

I don't know, does it?

SOM, my posting will be interrupted for a bit.

I need to spam Veeky Forums with FATAL, MyFaRoG and Racial Holy War.

The mods are having one of their "ban being disrespectful to women" episodes so I'll need to constantly reset my router.

Perhaps I should buy a mobile phone. Wonder what an old Samsung phone would cost.

Can we post 'being disrespectful to men' stuff and then call them out on their hypocrisy when its not banned instead?

...

>The mods are having one of their "ban being disrespectful to women" episodes

We've always known mods were shit, but my god, the last few years proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt empirically.

You ask her how many of the herbs you needed.

"A few dozen," she answers. "We pretty much grabbed all we could find. You were burnt pretty badly."

Yawning again, she turns around and bends over, picking the Dragon Radar up off the ground. "That's odd. I told Goku where we were going, but the Dragonball's moving away from us."

>A. Ask if she thinks Goku's okay

>B. Maybe Pilaf still has it

>C. Maybe the Red Ribbon Army has it

>D. Ask what happened to Colonel Silver

>E. Ask about the ball in the jungle

>F. Something else

We can, but then they'll just ban us and nothing will be accomplished.

The mods are shit, and always will be shit. Unless we make a coordinated effort to replace them with non-shit mods, but that'd be too much effort for Veeky Forums.

>C. Maybe the Red Ribbon Army has it
"We should get moving"

Shit I am derailing the thread.

I did not want to do that I only wanted to tell SOM I can't post as much as I would like

>>E. Ask about the ball in the jungle

>D. Ask what happened to Colonel Silver
>E. Ask about the ball in the jungle

>D. Ask what happened to Colonel Silver
>E. Ask about the ball in the jungle
>C. Maybe the Red Ribbon Army has it

I kinda hope Silver become a reoccuring character. With Tofoo piquing his interest and he becomes his rival turned friend. But he'll probably just walk out like he did the anime and never come back.

>Never come back

He showed up in West City a few episodes later.

Really? I thought that was a look a like in Hasky's filler.

Who knows?

Wait. Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. I get it now, i do. I just realized that the hooking up of Krillmaster isn't out of the goodness of our heart, but a 'political' move to open up 18 in the waifuwars down the line.

It was them all along, they never left.

Let's counter that by wishing for Youth and Immortality and then waifuing Pan.

I wouldn't mind Zangya either. She probably wouldn't be too hard to wish to our side after Bojack's whole "Shoot her in the back" stunt.

"Maybe the Red Ribbon Army has it," you suggest.

"I hope not," Bulma tells you. "That would mean that Goku-"

She shakes her head. "No, he's fine."

"What about the ball in the jungle?" you ask.

"The radar says it's only a couple miles away," Bulma answers, looking down. "Once Krillin and Oolong are up, we shouldn't have much trouble finding it."

You ask her what happened to Colonel Silver.

Bulma gets a somewhat dreamy expression on her face for a moment. "The Ox King has him locked up."

>A. Ask what she looks so happy about

>B. Ask if you can take the radar and look for the Dragonball

>C. Ask if she's seen anybody from the Red Ribbon Army here

>D. Something else

>D. "BUlma he's tried to kill me at least twice. Focus."

>C. Ask if she's seen anybody from the Red Ribbon Army here

>>B. Ask if you can take the radar and look for the Dragonball

Business people, BUSINESS, RESULTS

"Oh, so you like bad boys now? You know I watched him murder a man right?"

>C. Ask if she's seen anybody from the Red Ribbon Army here
>B. Ask if you can take the radar and look for the Dragonball

>D. Something else
Tell her she looks pretty

Lol who gives a shit what a teenage girl wants. they're teenage girls, they don't know what they want.
Good thing they have us around to make decisions for them. Yes Veeky Forums might not be the wisest decision-makers but we're better than a teenage girl.

>B

....Is Bulma, Trixie Tang now?

Fuck waifus, let's just let what happens to us naturally happen. But getting krillin a waifu other than 18 is pretty cool. Let's get stronk and have Bulma want us because we are awesome, and not annoy her into disliking us.

When trying to get a girl to like you it is usually a good idea to anticipate what might piss her off and not do that. It's not a complicated strategy

Good man.

You do not need a girl to like you in order to take her as your waifu.

Agreed

Exactly this, if we focus on gains then the women will come to us

>Bulma
If we're going to go after a Briefs, let's just try and woo her mom.

Moreover, I say again:
She's a teenage girl. She doesn't know what she likes and dislikes.

Sometimes the best thing for a teenage girl is to just let her get pissed off, and to be forced to endure or submit to whatever you were going to do anyway.
Teaches her that her feelz aren't really all that important and that getting pissed off won't change anything.

>forced to endure or submit to whatever you were going to do anyway.
Getting a little too rapey there user

>too
>rapey
There is no such thing as too rapey.

You ask Bulma if you can take the Dragon Radar and look for the ball.

"Are you sure you're feeling up to it?" she asks you.

You assure her that you are.

"Alright then, go for it, kid," she says, handing the device to you. "Just be careful."

You ask if she's seen anybody from the Red Ribbon Army out here.

"No, but it's a big jungle, and they were able to find the last Dragonball," Bulma answers. "So be careful."

You set off into the jungle, the radar telling you that it's mostly a straight shot from where you are to the ball.

>A. Take your time and go for a hike

>B. Run as fast as you can

>C. Something else

>B. Run as fast as you can
gotta get back to gettin gains

>B. Run as fast as you can

>>B. Run as fast as you can

Plus, there's a meta strategy.

Train a girl that you'll respect her feelings while you're courting her, and she'll expect that respect all the time.
But train the girl that you'll respect her feelings sometimes, but not at other times, then she won't take it personally when something that upsets her pops up.
It's about balance, really. Can't let her get her way all the time or she gets arrogant, can't let her get her way none of the time or she loses hope.

Well if your waifu isn't enjoying the sex then why do you have her as a waifu? shit waifu tbhqfamalamt

>B. Run as fast as you can