Lich Thread

Where my immortal bros at?

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Out training my son.

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Hi.

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Had a hold-up here, bruh

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Bump.

bump with content motherfucker

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Liches are yesterday's news, grandpa. Get with it.

You're right. Worms that walk are the future of undead.

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Immortal, not immoral.

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Sorry. Misread the "Litch" in the title.

>Sandro
muh nig

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>Mfw all the liches in every setting were just fragments of a Dead God ascending even higher in to existance.
>Mfw his ritual was interupted by a party of good-aligned gods and shattered his essence in to liches across the multiverse.
>Mfw when some of the fragments were placed in human form, these must achieve undeath to be able to join with the Cosmic Whole
>Mfw Phylactery's were created as a way to contain the essences of the Ascending Dead God and prevent his reformation and to resume the ritual.
>Mfw they also contain the urge to rejoin the Cosmic Whole, allowing the Lich to remain as such indefinately.
>Mfw the essences already 'freed' spread enough influence to encourage heros and adventures to smash and destroy the Phylactery-Prisons
>Mfw the last barrier to the undead god ascending to hights unknown has been undone by goody-goody adventurers

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what came first the autism or the lich