Warhammer 40k General

>Orks are a melee race
>I2
>Codex 5+

no, ork psychic presence only applies to making ork technology actually work and occasional massive flukes of luck, better aim, etc., not overtly obvious reality-bending shenanigans besides the dedicated psykers. Veeky Forums would know this if they spent their time actually reading the setting instead of shitposting about it

Your church-knight is tiny and weak

>without breaking the setting

/rimshot

Says you with your tiny church. You call that a church? I wouldn't allow my Canoness to have /ss/ times in that church.
They can make it better by .1%.

>If enough orks believe in something, that something will happen?
no

this is a common missconception that the actual fluff dissagress with.
They can have a small effect but it's limted to making a gun not jam but they won't make a pipe attached too an empty box shoot bullets.

Are you sure about this? What about gork and mork? I mean, I don't have source that says it can do anything like i describe, but is there a place that definitely says no it doesnt work like that?

>footfags

>So an individual cult doesn't last long but the infection spreads readily enough.
This sounds like it would wipe out entire Ork planets on its own.

Is there any doubt Tyranids will eventually "win" 40k?

It, much like a weird boy's powers, increases as more orks get together. IIRC, there's plasma technoloy that was lost when the emperor attacked an ork world. said ork world desintigrated as orkz died off.

>footfags

Curioius, but what should the Leviathan dreadnought be shooting at with it's weapons?

Stupid, dumb, frog posting scum.

>This sounds like it would wipe out entire Ork planets on its own.
No.
>Is there any doubt Tyranids will eventually "win" 40k?
Also wrong. There is one they fear. In their tongue he is skree skree skree, but in our tongue he is Robin Cruddance.

Foot fetishes and vore are like the weirdest fetishes. At least with other fetishes you can KIND of relate them to genitalia or sex, but these two are just like totally unrelated whatsoever.

>Is there any doubt Tyranids will eventually "win" 40k?
The thing the Tyranids are running from will eventually win.

Yeah Cruddance. He's into the Howling Griffons so there's your answer.

>Starting a general thread with off-topic fetish bait

Which has never been mentioned since 3rd edition. Nids are no longer running from anything.

>Robin Cruddance
When in doubt, things could always get worse.

>The thing the Tyranids are running from will eventually win.
I don't buy this theory.

It could be worse.

Is there literally any information about a new CSM codex on the horizon? I would think the end of 2016 would be the latest they would release it, shit's already 4 years old. Meanwhile loyalists had 2 codices already.

As long as you guys keep aknowledging the attention seeking OP image fag, he will continue to fish for (You)'s.

I thought that was an Ork in the background of that pic at first.

It's like this
"I think X body part is pretty, therefore I should like to touch it with my pemis"

>off topic
>it's a pic of 40k
>for a 40k thread

also a community that wasn't full of immature faggots would just have a mild chuckle and ignore it, but that's too much to hope for here on neo/tg/

>The Tyranids are fleeing from the Howling Griffons

OP's don't get (You)'s.

In the case of footfags it's because they got their mental wires crossed at birth - the part of the brain that deals with feet and legs is crossed to the adjacent part that deals with sexual attraction.

For Vore? No fucking idea.

>When in doubt, things could always get worse.
How can it get worse when the Nid version of the Dragonborn is after you?
That's a Fist, not a HG.

The foot is like so far removed from sexual attraction though. It really proves the brain wires getting crossed explanation for foot fetishes.

At least with armpits, it's close to the boob. Arms raised is a suggestive pose. Thighs are close to the vagina and legs spread is a sexually suggestive pose. Butt has evolutionary roots and breasts are simulated chest-butts. Hand fetish? I don't know if this exists, but hands go hand in hand with masturbation for both sexes. Mouth fetish? Oral sex.

Foot fetish is as stupid as like nose fucking or an ear fetish.

If you ever needed concrete evidence that all the CSM posters are faglords, here it is. Although anyone with a brain already knew it.

>nose fucking

The japs are into this real hard.

Sad Panda and the other reliable source have said Q3/4 2017. Which is likely the timeframe for 8th edition.

It's pretty clear none if the existing armies that havent already been updated to 7th, will be updated. The best you can hope for is a decent formation in Fenris part 2 later this year. But I wouldnt hold my breath if I were you. Shelf your CSM until late 2017.

>How can it get worse
They could Skubmar the Nids out of existence. That would be pretty bad.

So it can happen then. Well, what do you think would be the limit without breaking the setting? I just wanted some cool ideas

>faglord
>concrete evidence
>anyone with a brain already knew

You must be 18 years old....

>Sad Panda and the other reliable source have said Q3/4 2017

god dammit

Thanks for proving the argument even more. Get madder, Chaoscuck. Too bad all that rage doesn't make your shitty army any better, even when you play Khorne.

>Foot fetish is as stupid as like nose fucking or an ear fetish.
>nose fucking
Do wat?

>it's like this
>bags of sand

No, son. No.
It's not like that.

The Fleeing theory = Ward-tier shitscribble. 40k's timeline officially stops as the 13th Crusade is about to plow Terra's furrow. Suck it, xenos.

yes they do

They wouldn't squat Tyranids. They'd rename them Tyrantspawn Skitter Reapers and make the Hive Mind the fourth Chaos god.

A foot fetish is weird since as a child you must have gained it from somewhere I heard something you see more females show there barefeet causing your brain to think feminine=bare feet

>Chaos fags proving themselves to be hyper sensitive children
Are they better or worse than tau fags, they're always whining about how under powered they are.

They can't do that. How else would they get Nidfag tears to sweeten their drinks?
But the nose thing. Just how though.

>that pic

We've gone too far with this.

I dont even play CSM user.

>get madder
You're the only one here that seems to be mad.

>chaoscuck
Really bro. Have some self-respect.

I just want Tyranids to be balanced damnit.

How do you beat 5 knights at 2000 points?

Fuck off, retard.

Bet you miss the chicken now.

>i'm not mad, you're mad! I'm going to post a gif image to prove it!

Holy shit so autistic and mad

With which faction?

6 Wraithknights.

It's not that hard for me to understand, at least feet are something you find on a woman.

I mean, there are some weird fetishists out there, I knew a guy who was really in to 'accountants' to the degree he couldn't get it up if she could pass her self off as one.
He'd only hit on women with glasses and when he got them home he would ask them math questions, if they got it wrong he would just leave without a word.

Because this thread needs some Hotpocketing let me try to make this thread 40k related. Roll up a planet.

Hah. That tripfag was lying then! No plastic SoB!

Hello darkness my old friend....

Why would they do that? Nids are popular, 40k is popular.

No they wouldn't. Tyranids are a 'unique' name and is copyrightable. Empire, Dark Elves, High Elves, Wood Elves, Lizardmen, Ogres, Orcs, Goblins, Dwarfs.. These are not copyrightable.

That's why they were changed. Bretonnia, Skaven and Chaos all remain in Skubmar under their original names because they were legally defensible.

Chapter House Lawsuit, the judge said you cannot copyright names such as "Imperial Guard" either, hence why they got renamed Astra Militarium, and why Storm Troopers are Temptus Scions. It's why the codex title for Space Marines is Adeptus Astartes.

Whatever faction you play as

Tau'nar Supremacy Suits

Stormsurges

Wraith Knights

Wraith Guard

SS/TH termies with Iron Clads on Stormraven gunships.

GOod paint, fucking awful pose

People putting Cerastus knights in "action" poses is cringy as fuck

Now this is podracing.

Tau do have it rough.
It feels like every unit but riptides is complete shit so I have to take them in every list.

If only fire warriors were not so bad for their points I would take a gunline of them but GW noooo, GW wants to sell big monster kits so I have to use riptides if I wanna win at all...

Is this guy for real? Calm down user.

>SS/TH termies with Iron Clads on Stormraven gunships.

Lol.

Double lol for the ones that go down before disembarking.

There is, but he's painted purple.

Too obvious.

There was a Warhammer world picture that had some SoBs.

Whoa, is that a new army?!

It's pretty hard to take down Stormravens with only 125 points.

What are the Knights gonna do? Angrily ping their heavy stubber at you?

Do 5 knights put out enough skyfire to take down even a single Stormraven if it jinks?

>calling some dude in a thread about playing with plastic army men on Veeky Forums autistic.
pottery

I don't think it usually happens at birth, fetishes typically form from a situation or object being associated with arousal or pleasure during development Hence bdsm being a cross of pain and pleasure.

Vore does speak to a fucked up childhood experience, though.

I honestly thought at first that he was licking her pubes

>It's pretty hard to take down Stormravens with only 125 points.

The fuck are you talking about.

>What are the Knights gonna do

They literally have an AA gun option for their top mount and the main guns can have gatling guns that shoot way more than 6 shots to hit on those 6's.

Hand fetish definitely, hotaru on dagashi kashi is an example. The hands are drawn like like and older woman's hands vs chubby or just straight fingers. Hotaru also has the boob, eye, and European clothes fetish going on as well.

Basically all anime is fetish material.

>using retarded memes from other boards
>getting upset that someone (probably you anyways) was called an autist

Autistic to the max.

No. It's something that too long to get here.
Hotpockets would be all over OP then.
Pic related.

Next thread he'll be licking a chicken.

First post in the friend bud, but if you really want to project this hard go for it. The only person who is looking mad or autistic is you.

>A heavy 12 S6 rending gun not hitting a storm raven.....

Can we not have one /40kg/ that isn't an eyesore?

is this a good list for a noob? exactly 1500 points

sorcerer: bolt pistol/force sword

20 cultists: shotgun (because I had 2 points left over), 19 autoguns
9 csm: combi-flamer, flamer, rhino
10 csm: 2 flamers, rhino
10 csm: combi-plasma, 2 plasma guns, rhino with combi-plasma

3 terminators: combi-plasmas/power axes
helbrute: multimelta/power fist with incorporated heavy flamer

3 bikers: melta bombs, 2 meltaguns

tri-las predator
vindicator: combi-bolter, possession
vindicator: combi-bolter, possession

inb4 no chaos is shit play space marines

Of all the 40k porn I have seen there is barely any footfag shit the only other one I can think of is one with an SoB getting tickled. Most footfag related 40k stuff is in those 1d4chan stories Sister of Nurgle and Eldar Ears

Well, it IS for chaos...

>Most footfag related 40k stuff is in those 1d4chan stories Sister of Nurgle and Eldar Ears
I am disgusted yet morbidly curios.

Also the Chaos Space Marines don't have Land Speeders or Razorbacks because the Tau destroyed them all.

If Autocannons were as OP as they are in the RPGs, Imperial Guard would instantly become at least equal to Necrons.

Autocannon spam would reign, and a new level of cheese would be achieved.

It is whatever you could convince a massive number of orks to believe in. If you get enough of them to all really believe in it, it'll happen. But remember that they have fairly short attention spans and some are more easily convinced than others.