How do I into crypto?

I need more money, my current job isn't cutting it, is there any Veeky Forums approved how to guide or pastebin or anything like that?

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This would be helpful

that gif is fucking amazing

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Yea man. I went outdoors once it was fucking insane.

getting started
richardpatey.com/how-to-buy-altcoins/

strategies
1. dollar cost average buy the dips, i.e. when you see a major correction, buy in more. when you feel like you are losing money, buy in more.
2. diversify on coins that haven't seen exponential growth yet
3. go long on coins that are mainstream
4. rotate your holdings like this

sell moons -> move gains into safer long positions
move pct of gains into pre-mooned coins
repeat to lamboville

Crypto is for the long haul, as for immediate money you need right now you can try moving and starting over, Google jobs and get into stuff, start networking with other people who are dressed nice

there's a poor man's guide to getting rich
>take out the biggest loan you can
>make an account on bitmex
>only use 100x or you're a woman
>enjoy the gains!

So is the gist of cryotocurrency that basically you lose money by buying online money, and then its value increases so eventually you sell it and make a net gain?

as of right now, trading altcoins is done so against the value of bitcoin, so - ideally - all of your short-term altcoin gains should be going back into BTC for the long-term.