Warhammer 40k General

a golden one?

I want this to happen but atleast allow tau players to turn in their plastic kits for another armies worth of plastic models.

>such edge
Seriously, I don't even play Tau but they are hardly all that horrible of an inclusion in the game. At -worst- they serve as the idealist lighthouse that makes other factions look even darker in comparison.

That's fair I suppose but I don't think we really need to rank grimdarkness.

how are they edgy?

Fuck no. I don't even want a pretty lady to do that to me and I fucking love pretty ladies.

Seriously, what is fucking up with all this fetish shit?

did you know mozart was into scat?

See weeb neckbeard posts on FB. Thats how GW writers have made Tau out to be

>talking to enemy medic to add to my vast knowledge
>guy charges behind me when im not looking
>suit sensors tell me 300 years in advance
>arm does a 360° turn to aim at the guy
>kill him in one percise shot to the Frontal lobe.
>pshh, nothing personel kid.

Really, what they need to do is turn down the mecha, dial up the TINY empire of allied Xenos races, and make the fluff not edgy anime OC tier, and all that, y'ken wha' I mean?

Can someone give a serious answer, why do so many people feel the need to pretend that only powergamers liked the 3.5 chaos dex?

Everyone I have ever spoken to liked it for the fluff and the huge number of options so why do these bitter liars try to pretend they are all just powergamers? What motivates them to keep spreading obvious bullshit?

I don't know, Tau are in some ways more authoritarian than the Imperium (rigid caste system, breeding/sterilisation programmes, mind controlling Vespids). There's definitely some grimdark lurking under the facade of "happy family of aliens".

If possible, I'd vote for Salamanders. I'm sure that they've done some dark stuff, but they're the friendliest bunch of Marines in the setting and Marines are already outside of the grimdark politics of the greater Imperium. These guys apparently are one of the few Chapters that go out and live in their planet's communities.

>tfw you get to have some of Old Lady Helga's fresh drake pie after this crusade.

Never do that again.

Earlier tau fluff was tolerable. A green, wide eyed race just steping into the fray acting innocent. Their best stuff being expiremental and dangerous to use.

Doesn't make scat acceptable.

actually it does.

mozart was a genius

just because you are a genius doesn't mean you can't be fucked up in the head.

Liking scat doesn't make someone a genius, and being a genius doesn't mean you will like scat. No correlation.

Not every cornophiliac is a genius though proving that it's not the reason he was smart.

Seriously, at least pick a normal fetish like dickgirls or something.

I've never liked Space Marines in general, but that sounds comfy as fuck.

Don't you try and push your fetish garbage on us. Its hard enough dealing images that make people question their sexuality, but poop is poop. It belongs in one of two places. In the toilet or india.

Would it be according to universe that a felled renegade Titans mask would be used as a trophy? Would the Mechanicum allow for it to be dismantled like that?

And how is the Black Templars standing with the Mechanicum? Has anyone read the new triology thing?

I also kind of doubt Mozart was into scat.

I'm also kind of wondering why i replied to your post, since i'm almost sure you are a troll.

>dickgirls
>normal
user i have bad news

Spent years questioning my sexuality. Turns out I'm just some trans chick who likes girls.

And now I'm pretty much forever single because that's not really all that popular of a combination. At least if I liked dick some fags would date me.

At least I have 40k to keep me company.

>Veeky Forums
>scat
Also, stop this before the /d/fags hit

Idk. A felled titan is quite dangerous to begin with and any chances of the machine spirit lingering in any of the parts could be very dangerous. The mechanicus would have to take it under close eye and perform over 100 years of close study and ordeals to clear it to be taint free.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology
its true.

i wouldnt expect filthy plebs to understand true genius.

"Shemales" is the (or at least one of the) most popular porn search by men. That makes it pretty normal.

You're a sick puppy.
What new trilogy?

Eldar are least grimdark and edgy.

your in good company. everyone who plays 40k is a closet homo.

Even me.

Especially me.

Lets be honest, the male body is gay. The world would be a better places if the two genders were girls and dickgirls.

being a faggot isnt normal.
>"Shemales" is the (or at least one of the) most popular porn search by men.
prove it

I think it's a /d/fag whose sharing their magic kingdom

Or Slaanesh is shit posting.

WELL HIYA FRIEND!
I'M HERE TO DRAG YOU OFF TO YOUR EVERLOVIN DAMNATION TO BURN FER ALLLL ETERNITY!!
HYUK!!

>Sailormoon hitler trap image

Your ancestors didn't fight a war so you could fap to hitler.

This is why generals are fucking cancer.

that would be pretty awesome.

Also nobody is ugly or has saggy tits.

Yeah, problem is I need a gal homo to love and those are rare in this hobby.

>bloodedge
>blood slash
>blood slice
>blood stab
>blood decapitate
>gets stronger with every kill

This is clearly a Khorne daemon or Space Marine

Hi Lindsay

Because you posted? Sounds about right.

Why did you take off your nametag Cruzefag.

>Implying you are offended by Transvestite Hitler
>Implying "Hitler is a transvestite" was not originally american propaganda.
>Implying thats not EXACTLY what my ancestors fought for

I love recursive hiding.

>liking scat makes you a genius
Does not compute. This is good scat and only the good scat m.youtube.com/watch?v=FE0XcdM22Yo
Oh no you won't. Read!
All it takes is a few bad apples, Australians, and idjits acting like the bad apples and Aussies to ruin generals.

Imagine what would australia be like if we gave them the ole 1, 2, nuke them through? What equivilent to anime would they make?

Sorry, apparently I heard wrong as this is only in Russia.

>MLP
>fags
sounds about right kek

This is Veeky Forums bro. Half the people posting here literally just regurgitate shit theyve read here.
You have to recognize the /40kg/ for what it is, low-brow entertainment with a vague WH40k theme.

I wanna write fanfiction but i'm embarressed. I used to be a "lol so serius writer" who actually tried to get people to pay him to write and sent out manuscripts and such to literary journals.

Nope. Never namefagged actually.

Some book series about the Black Templars meeting up some skeletor lads and fighting some third part of lads

Their home tries to kill them, user. If anything you'll make their environment more dangerous, and from the radioactive ashes would rise a super Australian race.
Go for it. What do you have to lose?

Plus i once got burned hard by a GW store shill who made it sound like he knew a guy who knew a guy and was going to show my story to somebody with some pull, then took me aside and chewed me out for calling him on it in front of customer.

Looking back on it I really should have told the guy off, that I was a pro and here on a student visa studying at cambridge and how dare you treat me like a fucking fanfic writer, etc.

Keep telling yourself that. The reality is, if you like dicks in, on, or around you - you're gay. Or bi.
Either way, it's not normal. Normal is male/female and heterosexual. Anything else is a genetic issue. Just like any other birth defect.

>somehow making austrailians environment more dangerous than it already is
>instead of creating a verdant paradise of mutant marsupials and bark bark doggos

Romans

Trans gal who likes gals so I am pretty anti-dick. I was just saying that it's a more common fetish than scat and a lot less disgusting.

But that's all shades of black I suppose. I'll stick to lesbians for my smut.

If you want to say that liking dick is a mental illness, fine, but don't try to pass it off like its some sort of genetic tick, cause thats bullshit.

I like dick just fine, and it sure as hell wasn't programmed into me like some swimmers reflex or some shit.

The truth is when someone says "its genetic" it almost never is, it usually has absolutely nothing to do with genetics.

Salamanders are probably the most "human" of all the Space Marines, which makes them better in my book.

It also makes them hesitant to do what must be done, though. They still will exterminatus planets and will cause serious collateral damage, but only after they believe every other possible alternative has been exhausted. Even then, it often weighs heavy on them when they have to do it.

>But that's all shades of black I suppose
>Africans are societally less disgusted by shit and ergo might be more into scat generally
You segwayed my own reply to you with the end of your comment.

DISCUSS 40K YOU MORONS
FORGET ABOUT FETISHES AND THEY WILL GO AWAY

This just in: Scatamanders

This general has been infested by Slaneshi daemons.

romans only became faggots when their society was falling apart, just like greece...

funny how that always seems to happen..

I think when man conquers his environment everybody just starts turning gay so that they stop reproducing and producing children so they reach equilibrium with their environment.

It really only makes it easier to have children since no one wants them. You should be thanking us for removing all the super hot guys you would otherwise have to compete with.

Huh, mistook you for a guy/gal I know of in Nottingham. I'd be silly to think.

I wasn't trying to make it about race though.

Slaanesh is the God of Excess which of course being enslaved by your fetishes. There, we're on topic.

>>>/somewhere else/
OFF TOPIC, DAMN IT

Here's Geneviève Rocha's art.

nah, youve historically been proven to destroy any civilization that accepts you.

see the fall of rome, decline of greece, weimar, current western society, etc.

Never been there. Always wanted to go. I'm just a Yank out of Montana.

How is 40k not just one long, gay romance chronicle?

I love you!
I love you too!
But our love can never be!
(Chainsword noises)

fags are symptome, not the cause
and they are not 40k

So you're saying the Imperium is extra gay then?

I hope forgeworld doesn't give him the pictured helmet, just to piss off the legionfags.

Alpharius with space wolf hair is best alpharius.

Complete newbie.

Bought raptors.

What weapons to put on them?

Homosexuality is genetic, thats not up for debate. It's been identified as genetic in animals including sheep, fruit flies, and mice. That's all I was trying to say.
As for it being normal or not, I just use normal to describe what nature obviously intended, which is male + female for repriduction, etc, etc. Re-reading my post, I did come across as anti-homosexual which was not intended. I support equality for every variety of person there is.

though I do think anything beyond male/female public restrooms is a bit overboard

>and they are not 40k
so which is it?

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Its so gay that most of the best fluff has to be censored from the general public.

Hotpockets, please get in here. Please bring yourself away from your precious microwaveable snack and delete nearly every post that doesn't belong here.
I assumed he was going to be bald. But Blanche thinks Rocha has hair.

I lost it at chainsword noises. 10/10 would kek again.

Bolt pistol + Chainsword. I think they only get 1 special per five guys.

I don't know, I'm the second post but not the first.

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And yet all the modern countries that kill their gays are pretty much the biggest shitholes on earth.

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thats what rome said too... while the barbarians tore them apart.

that being said, its not untrue.

I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in Iraq.