Edgy Harry Potter Fanfic Quest

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You are Harry Potter, and you have a wild ride over the last three years. Three years ago, you were attacked and tortured by Death Eaters to the point that your magical core was permanently damaged and your right arm and leg maimed. A year ago, you woke up from a coma with a prosthetic arm and leg of brass and steel and animated by your magic where you were trained by Professor Snape – or Itachi Uchiha, his secret identity – in the ninja arts.

You are running for your life in what is supposed to be your final exam to begin undertaking ninja missions to ready yourself to bring the fight to Voldemort. The great oaks of the magically expanded forest in the basement of Snape’s vintage Charleston house flash before you as you jump, tumble, roll, and run vertically up the trunks of trees. Your task for this test was to take a bell from the pagoda in the center of the forest to the entrance to the basement. Of course, your teacher was guarding it and his proficiency in both the wizard and ninja arts made him a formidable opponent.

Itachi suddenly appears before you in a small copse of the woods and launches a volley of shuriken and the red bolt of a stunner spell at you. You tuck and roll through the air, around the barrage and swing from a branch to dodge the next volley. Though you doubt you could defeat him in an extended engagement, you might be able to distract him in brief exchange to make your escape. Ikken hisatsu.

You have a variety of options at your disposal. From the smoke bombs and shuriken in your belt pouches to the Chinese jian on your shoulder to the rocket concealed in your robot arm to your Snake Fist kung fu. And a few magical adaptions of the jutsu your teacher once practiced in another life, namely the Substitution.

[1] Pop the smoke bombs and disappear into the shadows
[2] *teleports behind you* *unsheathes jian*
[3] Fire your wrist rocket to create a diversion
[4] Other

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[kill self]

That's pretty edgy. I like the imagination

Kill self but fail, you lack the edge to overcome your inner edginess.

>Fire the wrist rocket.

Calling votes and writing in 5 minutes. Speak now or forever hold your edge

>[2] *teleports behind you* *unsheathes jian*
Also, have a bitter internal monologue about this is all Dumbledore's fault for manipulating you your entire life, and as soon as you're done here you're going to go to Gringotts and take up your mantle as heir to the Potter and Black fortunes and Wizengamot seats, because that's definitely something a bank run by goblins has authority over. Then you'll be truly independent and free from him and his pathetic "Greater Good".

That's the spirit

I have read far too much bad Harry Potter fanfiction. This quest will either cleanse me of its taint or destroy me. Either way, I welcome it.

Writing for wrist rocket, will incorporate the edgy elements of the other votes into the final post