Sleepy

>The Ancient Good doesn't want to wake up and defeat the Ancient Evil
What does your party do, Veeky Forums?

Look you don't actually have to be awake for this to work. Just let us use your body and powers and we'll handle the rest. If you feel any sworness just assume we're doing what we have to do.

Go on a quest for the realm's finest black coffee.

Screw that asshole, we'll handle this!

i was reading the ancient evil thread and thought of the same thing

Find the Earth Mother and ask her to smack some sense into her son.

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Perform the cosmological equivalent of hiring a mariache band to play as loud as they can outide of his room until he's irritated enough to get up and sort out the problem.

Get a fuck huge alarm clock.
Or just a shit load of small ones

clever

this
Gather the party and go raid the coffee vaults of the colombiam empire in search of the golden beans

We don't need no stinkin ancient good, here, hold my ale.

But he's the only one that can defeat it.

We do it ourselves and become ancient good ourselves

I tickle him until he has to get out of his bed.

Good, me and my edgelord crew were working for the ancient evil anyways.

Argue for no reason. Then proceed to do absolutely nothing.
One player might try to attack or discredit another player's character, over a previous argument or for shits and giggles.

Make breakfast to lure him out.

Try and rehabilitate the Ancient Evil.

The Demon Whose Name is Dragon might actually not be that bad of a king with a little training to bring him up to date.

Start reading him Ancient Good X Ancient Evil slashfics, until he does the job. It will go on until we're done.

Murder that decadent fucker and drink his power raw so we can do it ourselves

Do the same thing with the ancient god

>an ancient evil awakes
>it wasn't evil until some fucker made it really, REALLY grumpy

Wait till he goes back to sleep, cut him and drink his god juice.

What's that?