I need to know the best way to invest 5 grand. I don’t know shit about business. What should I do?
What is the best way to invest 5000 dollars??
Easton Howard
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Asher Thompson
that guy looks exactly like me except I'm less fat, what the fug
Brody Gray
all in dogecoin
Easton Ward
you should be ip banned for posting that picture
Austin Hill
this looks like the comfiest era of pc gaming
>don't have to think about bitcoin mining
>all you have to think about is sweet adventure games like space janitor
Aiden Rogers
Mirin posture
Luke Howard
Ethereum now.
Iota at the dip.
Btc at the dip.
Don't ever take advice from here.
Hunter Perez
agreed. This era will be unrivalled.
Grayson Reyes
Option 1.
You can buy some shitcoin and blow your brains out when you lose it all.
Option 2.
Get two hookers , some coke and book a nice room in the city. Have fucking blowout weekend, and you will probably have 500 left over.
Joseph Edwards
linus?
Jaxson Allen
buy crypto
Civic and Golem are two good choices
or wait for tezos to come out on the network
Luke Martin
February 2018 is going to be glorious for the mainnet launch.
Dominic Bailey
Linus Torvalds?
James Cooper
cumcoin
Hudson Cox
Shit I just found this pic randomly and thought it was funny
Christopher Rodriguez
>don't time the market
>40% btc
>30% eth
>20% iota
>10% your favorite shitcoin with low marketcap
No kind of other investment will give you more value than that, if cryptos are in bubble it's nothing compared to regular stocks or the housing market.
Also this is a long term portfolio which means you're not trading.
If you want to trade then put way less into the big coins and switch from alts to alts every few days/weeks.
Evan Baker
>randomly
sure you did
Bentley Sanders
.: Crypto 101 :.
>0) Lurk more
Search for what you are about to do, why you shouldn't do this and find a reason to do it anyway.
>1) Register wallets
Pick up some wallets for some coins you wish to keep.
Those will be your buffer between trading and "real" money.
It doubles as a storage for long term investment.
Usually, a single bitcoin wallet is enough, some tho will prefer to have multiple wallets.
>2) Fill those wallets
Convert some of your "real" money into crypto.
Usually it means buying bitcoin on coinbase.
>3) Set up for trade
Register to some trading place and convince yourself of the amount you wish to lose on trading.
Usually it means register to bittrex and transfer form wallet to exchange.
>4) ???
Daily lurk on /biz and edge trading skills lead you to make profit.
Usually it means shitting on itself whenever bitcoin hiccups and posting "This coin is going to moon, all aboard!".
>5) Profit
Congrats, you made profit.
Change back your exchange bitcoin to "real" money.
Usually it means bittrex to coinbase to your account.
And, very important step, buy a Lambo.
tacot.com
>-1) As a side note
- Always luck more
- Understand what you are doing
- Stop asking for spoonfeed and search by yourself
- Only gamble what you are willing to lose
- Very few can make a living out of this crypto trading thing, don't expect a lot
- Always lurk more
- Mining is not profitable on current "big" crypto like Bitcoin or Ether except if doing it with a special desiged rig
- stay norm big fella
- Buy low sell high
- Keep like 60% - 80% in "trusted" coins (BTC, ETH, etc. Those will change over time) play with the rest
- Lurk more, I told ya.
Landon Lopez
Haha I really did. What is the backstory?
Lucas Robinson
Do your own fucking research.
Lincoln Davis
LOOPRING
Cameron Sullivan
am i doing this right (ethereum)
Hudson Foster
It is funny.
It's not your fault that the other dude found it erotic.
Tyler Ross
same here. had the same mac too.
Josiah Flores
its best to shift ratios between these coins if you want to make money. Holding is a waste of potential value which can be gained by changing currencies at opportune moments over time