Choose a daemon bride!

Slaanesh

Tzeench if I can not have that power. I couldn't resist the temptation to try to do something clever with it for long.

because slaanesh is shit

Me, I'll take Slaneesh. A 3' long tongue that can be compressed back into my mouth and a bride that's likely to be into threesomes and BDSM clubs? I'm down with that.

Cultist-chan depending on how "busty" she can come back as; I want those tiddies to be bigger than my head.

Otherwise, Tzeentch.

>tumblr noses

If by a shit you mean delicious.

1. Tzeench
2. Khorne
3. Unaligned
4. Nurgle

speaking of, I wonder how "clever" you can be with that ability.

Like, could you randomly scribble all over a paper, and then transform it into a drawing straight from your mind's eye?

>send cultist wife to fix me up some rum punch for later
>she burns the house down

This thread is full of fucking heresy.

Nerd demon looks best.

>fucking heresy
Yes, that's exactly what OP calls for.

Although personally I'd honestly rather get heretical with a xeno.

>Although personally I'd honestly rather get
heretical with a xeno.

Here's your fucking xeno. Do it, faggot.

Sorry, not a furfag. I'll leave that one to you, but thank you for offering to share.

>Do it, faggot.

>implying malal isn't the best chaos god
>you even get your own cultist chan as well as failbaddans arms to hang on the wall as a trophy
holy fuck, i feel the memes overtaking me, its a good pain.

Well, this is a hard choice

But I do have a question: Am I able to have kids with any of them? Is there a unique danger associated with having kids with each bride? I already can guess STDs with the Nurgle deamonette

for all purposes lets say yes

If you choose tzench your child is one-eyed, gets bullyed like a little bitch and ruins everything

Slaanesh give you a child who is a goody twoshoes faggot untill they crash and ruin themselves horribly

Khornettes child will have autism

Nurgles kid is horible and weeaboo, even uses a scythe

Cultist chan gives you a son who fails time and time again without learning

I wonder who Emprah had to fuck for the rest of the Primarchs then.

For Curze it would definitely be Malal.

>Khornettes child will have autism

Why must all the kids have terrible drawbacks?
>Tzeentch, Ruins everything
>Slaanesh faggot, ruins themselves
>Khorne, autism
>Nugle, horrible, weeaboo
>Undivided, fails without ever learning
Are there no positives?

>Are there no positives?
You get a primarch for a son, and get to bonestorm your daemon waifu with a belly bump

No, that's a negative with a 9 month delay to it, and a life time of regret.

That sounds random and dumb.

So I guess it feels right in the fluff.

While I would fist-pump you for being a compatriot in the Pregnancy-fetish masterrace, my tired mind didnt connect your previous descriptions to that of the primarchs.

Is there anyway to steer the kids away from their fate? What if I want to have multiple kids?

you will have a lot of regret

Let's be honest with ourselves here. You're doing the horizontal bop with a demon, did you think anything good would come of it? At all?

There's potential for something good to happen

Demons are the physical embodiment of certain, specific emotions that are held by the Gods, who themselves are a collection of tons of emotions. Clearly, these demons are manifestations of some pretty good/relatively tame emotions, so there is a chance that something like them emerges from their Warpcrafted wombs

Can I have a Sorita instead?

Yes, but she will never love you more than the Emperor.

I would not love any human who loved me more than the Emperor. And even then I'd love her less than I love the Emperor.

>I'd honestly rather get heretical with a xeno
Mah nigga

...what.

I agree that the Slaanesh Daemonette is pretty good, but the Khorne Daemonette gives you basically nothing unless you're a soldier or a dancer or athlete or something... I guess you could have 4 hours worth of sex, but it's a Khorn Daemonette, so have fun trying to convince her to do that.

I think that the Nurgle Daemonette is fucking great, though I sort of agee that the Tzeentch Daemonette could use a bit of work. Cultist-chan too.

No Slaanesh?

Nurglette for me. She's the hottest one there, plus I get to have Papa Nurgle as, well, my papa.

10/10, would purge with.

And for some reason Khornate is the hottest.
Shouldn't she be like bulky and ripped instead of cute fit?
They are but big forehead, glasses and lack of nose are opposite of sexy.

slaanesh

Tzeench just because it's more sexy for me

Tzeench so I can touch feathery tail
also the minor change ability could come in handy when I need change
Also there should be upgrades to our abilities based on true love and blessed dickings

Can I trade in my Khorn girl for a ripped chick?

Cultist chan
Arguably the hottest, and most fun. Who the hell knows what would happen? Second choice would be Tzneetch, than Slaanesh, nurgle and finally khorne.

...

Tzeench has already been established as the objectively best choice because of her ability to change small objects.

>men have a way bigger sexual urges than women
>Slaanesh decides it should have a penis almost all the time

Hmmm...

The "snake" part in that filename makes me question that it's a girl.

>Not getting married for the greater good
Disgusting

>Delicious femenine penis

You forgot the slaaneshi's extra bonus: Hates AoS as much as you do

its just an example image brah

Definitely Nurgle.

Probably Tzeentch because the "just as planned" moments sound cute as fuck.

I think I love YOU...

Yup

She can also come back any age

So whether you want MILFtist-chan or jailbait cultist, you can have your cake and eat it too

>Cultist chan gives you a son who fails time and time again without learning
not sure if my kid is Horus or Belakuck

This.

Bustay or DFC. it's all good.

>tfw Cultist chan has no good lewd images or fics

ALMOST makes you miss /wst/ but then again they got really snooty in the end and lewd stopped drawing for them

Cultist chan.
Eternal luv is awesome.

Demon sex
Duh

Touché.

>slanesh not pandering to my fetishes

fukken dropped, just give me an imperial guard girl

You're missing Gork and Mork. They each offer different bonuses and draw backs but can't keep track of who offers what so you get something at random from their list.
C'tan girl cares about you but doesn't see the need for the laws of physics and hasn't worked out what part of your brain it is she needs to remove to stop you getting ill when she changes them yet.
Dark Eldar knows you won't betray her much by her standards and will extend the same to you. (No god so may not be an option.)
Harlequin girl freeky clown sex but she won't give a straight answer.

>after copious amounts of sex and after you fall in love, she dies a horrible death in front of you
no thanks

Tzeentch alone.

The gap is as sexy as chicken bones covered in grease

What an asinine thread.

>what an asinine board
>what an asinine site
>what an asinine use of internet
>what an asinine use of your existance

Can my khorne bride look more like gogo?

FPBP

This was going to be an interesting decision

Until I saw cultist-chan

You fucked up by putting in the obvious best choice, OP

I'd rather a Minhelm.

Tzeench

Didn't even read the bonus i just have a terrible weakness for blue skinned qts

and the indian crown looks nice.

>Gogo

user with superb taste right here

Good.

Anything else would be heresy.

This user gets it.

Nurgle Daemonette. She tickles my pickle in ways you cannot imagine.

Loli D obviously

Not the guard noooooo

>No, that's a negative with a 9 month delay to it, and a life time of regret

Welcome to children.

They're Daemons. Their forms are mutable.

Slaaneshi. Easy choice.

/k/- khorne, Veeky Forums tzeneetch, /b/ and /pol/ nurgle, /d/ and /soc/ slaneesh. chaos would love this place

>/x/ cultist chan

This please, get me back to the Veeky Forums I thought was cool from 1d4chan

This is now a cultist thread

Hwee captorred it fhor kayohss

>/pol/
>Nurgle

Impossible. Nurgle loves everyone.

but I already have a demonic wife

Moar pls

Nurgle, she sounds perfect.

>Tzeentch isn't a blue secretary bird

Tzeentch!

/pol/ is the Inquisition