What's the Veeky Forums equivalent of this guy?

What's the Veeky Forums equivalent of this guy?

Probably a 3aboo at a non-3.x game.

Well there's always cyberpunk guy, but a general Veeky Forums one would be a lot harder I think, what with Veeky Forums's broadness

Only have the /tv/ version 4U.

Well, only because this thread will soon be deleted, I'm going to share how awesome and slightly Veeky Forums related my day was:

>wake up to my cat staring at me awkwardly around a corner
>he runs up, meows at me, and I pet him for a bit
>girlfriend wakes up, tells me about some stupid by-law, says we should go to this yard sale in support of a cat-related charity
>we go, find so many things at bargain prices
>pick up a couple of tasteful local folk-art paintings dirt cheap
>snag the complete works of charles dickens 1910 edition for $20
>we end up buying an old-timey whitehouse cooking book from 1910 that has an old-timey date rape recipe
>buy a pair of beerstiens to share with my old man for fathers day
>get a 1934 edition of Critique of Pure Reason, get a 1931 edition of Utilitarianism etc. by JS Mill
>even find a copy of videodrome that I've been looking for forever
>just as we're about to leave, notice a giant box of magic cards
>the nice owner sells it to me for $15 because we spent so much money on other things
>as I'm sorting through cards, find a few winners, but most of them are cherry picked for interesting art
>think today is the best day ever, go to the beer store to buy some beer for my new dickens-related stein
>my favorite kind of beer is on sale and the pleasant cashier gets me even more savings because he's gay, I'm tall and polite
>come home to shitpost on Veeky Forums about my edh build
>my girlfriend bought me 3 sneaky packs of eternal masters, and while I didn't crack anything good, I got a couple of neat pieces for my edh deck

That is all. I just wanted to share my awesome day with my anonymous friends on the internet.

Oh look, it's eternally triggered bitch-user.

>kek, they still play 40gay
>tfw no warhammer fantasy battle
>still not using recasts >2016
>my neck beard hurts
>who wants to check out my anime succubus mecha quest thread?
>scans?

...

is it "hi virt" of today

>Someone remembers D:tD
Whoa

nice

Thanks user, I hope your day is as good as mine!

>tfw one of my players is a Redditor that caught on to Baneposting and never resists pulling it out ingame whenever he can
please don't do this

I want a Gameboy necklace

Chaika is cute

not that cute

>doesn't watch anime for girls
>watches anime for men
Doesn't compute

Wish my day was as good.

CUTE!
delete this

If I banepost at your table would you die?

Yes, Chaika.

I ran a short DtD game for my group.

Its a good system. Its a fun system.

for you

We had a period of five minutes in a Numenera game where all in-character interaction was baneposting.

I love my group.

Living the dream desu

This is the best thing ever.

I actually have to watch out while DMing, because if I have an NPC ask, say, "WHO ARE YOU?!?" during a scene, I'll get a banepost response.

We get each other started and sometimes we just can't stop. It's... something, for sure.

This drawfag one kind of reminds me of this

>if I was in dark heresy I'd already be dead
MY SIDES

Is he nervously thinking about the Sister, or the machinery?

Share the recipe.

Sure, give me a few minutes to try and read this awful handwriting.

He's thinking about her inner machinery

>I could be at home rolling THAC0
>or thinning some paint

Woops I didn't mean to attach that image

>my tubes are full of liquid bread

>which tastes like the bottom of an ashtray

No doubt the workings of Slaanesh or maybe Tzeentch. Well probably not Tzeentch. OR IS IT TZEENTCH?

[muffled heretical laughter]

Best one.

>Am I being That Guy? Or are they all being These Guys?
The eternal struggle.

>If I had a spear nobody could beat me
this is the only thing that made me rage

Kekek

The Zetaboard is still fairly active in terms of games and homebrew. Hell, I'm in a DtD game right now as a Rakasta Paragon Summoner/Courtier multiclass. Its great.

I'm glad you had a good day my friend

There is nothing wrong with Reddit.

>tumblr did nothing wrong

K

My group sometimes does this; usually the DM will declare the last five minutes non canon and we just play out the scene again without bane.

>2k2
>being good
>in DtD40k7e
What a FUCKING SCRUB. That's a SHIT value. You couldn't even hurt a peasant with that shit.

We all do, it's awesome.

the machinery

Notice he's averted his eyes from the pipe. It would be rude to stare.

Why is he drawing with a hammer?

>Not drawing with your limited edition Guiness hammer.

...

It could always explode.

lost my shit at taht