Prison rpg

You guys should really watch Orange is the New Black, but here's a rundown of the characters:

>Nichols: Smart-alecky lesbian drug addict. Really good at fixing shit.

>Vause: Former head of internation drug smuggling ring, vacationed in tons of foreign countries. Also lesbian.

>Chapman: Whiny WASP bitch who has no real skills except experimental lesbianism and being annoying.

>Reznikov: Token Russian, rules the kitchen. Nicknamed Red. Badass. Ties to Russian mob.

>Burset: Transsexual hairstylist, diva personality but strength of a man.

>Warren: Super insane, possibly bipolar/schizophrenic/never really specified but absolutely batshit crazy. Very dangerous. Writes good porn.

>Jefferson: Sassy black lady who's actually pretty smart. Librarian for prison.

>Morello: Jersey girl who's lowkey insane, jailed for stalking random guy. Loves shopping and makeup.

>Diaz: Mexican bitch who has baby in prison, draws kind of well.

>Black: Super-butch lesbian who masturbates with screwdriver handles. Pretty scary.

>Doggett: Sneaky, rat-like Southern white racist with fucked up teeth. Hates blacks, mexicans, trannies, and lesbians (so the entire cast of the show).

>Washington: Best character. Military background, super smart, knows three languages (English, French, German), and can make moonshine like a fucking boss. Lesbian.

>playing a game with dindus, WE WUZ, and tumblr-tier I DUN NEED NO MAN girls
No thanks.

>why is the whole cast lesbian?
>because its [CURRENT YEAR] and its PROGRESSIVE to do so!
Yeah, fuck yourself.

Or because it's prison.

>people that go to prison are homos
That's statistically false.

Probably because it's a woman's prison.

>hey guys do you like tabletop games and tv shows?

>"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW LIBERALS ARE RUINING SOCIETY"

fuck off back to /pol/

sure smells like /pol/ in here

You are statistically retarded.

I like the idea of a tabletop set in a prision. That shit is intresting and fun. But setting it based off of Orange is the new Black is just asking for trouble, especially with shit like
>everyone's a lesbian
>transsexual hairstylist
and other related bullshit.
Thank you for that well thought out and intelligent retort.

I didn't mean a tabletop based off of OitNB, just a tabletop based off prison. I just got the idea after watching season 4, so I plugged it because I thought maybe it'd generate more conversation. :(

>Military background
Having a dad in the Army and moving around with him is not a military background. Also, only the first two seasons have any real merit. The third is bad and so is the latest.

Technically a military background. Maybe not hardcore, but it's still a background in military.

I guess army brat would be more accurate

No, it isn't. Being a fucking dependent doesn't make you in the military.

You know how in males-only prison they make you catch the soap on the floor and then buttfuck you? People tend to try and get off on the first hole they see after a while without seeing any kind of women, and women are no different. Give it time and even the heterosexual ones will get at least curious, so it is an actual fact that homosexual sex- and rape- happens in prison. Of course, this doesn't mean you should put it in your game unless you are aiming for extreme realism.

>Of course, this doesn't mean you should put it in your game
Exactly my point. Its hard to do homosexuality without going into magical realm territory.

Yeah, I guess.

>Its hard to do homosexuality without going into magical realm territory.

Homosexuality isn't a fetish, you realize that, right?

It's like saying "interracial couples are hard put in your game without going into magical realm territory."

>Homosexuality isn't a fetish
It literally is you troglodyte. So are interracial relationships. There's a reason why half-elves and their ilk are so popular. Because its fetishized.

Your post seriously reeks of reddit.

"Sexual fetishism or erotic fetishism is a sexual focus on a nonliving object or nongenital body part."

"Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender"

"Interracial marriage is a form of exogamy that involves a marriage between spouses who belong to different races."

Proven wrong by literally all of the internet in about ten seconds. Feel dumb yet?

Doesn't make it wrong.

Fuck the progressive utopianists.

Literally everyone on Veeky Forums disagrees with you so who's the idiot now, idiot

Maybe YOU can fetishize homosexual couples, but being gay isn't just "a fetish for the same sex".

It's like calling being heterosexual "having a fetish for the opposite sex."

>literally everyone on Veeky Forums

I know you are but what am I

Yeah, because fuck having TV shows and tabletop games contain any main characters that aren't straight, white, and male, right?

>people believe this and still deny that they're racist.

I am actually ashamed that someone who calls homosexuality and sex between people of different ethnicities "fetishes" agrees with me on anything, even a minor thing. You, sir, are a short-sighted buffoon.

I 100% guarantee that prison rape and prison sex is someone's fantasy/kink/fetish/whatever and it will enter magical realm territory.

It's crazy, right? I thought Veeky Forums was nicer than this... these are probably the same people that don't believe grills should play tabletop and that any race except whites aren't "realistic" in ANY of their settings.

And you are a huge faggot.

I agree, prison rape/sex is definitely someone's kink/fetish.

My point is that homosexuality and interracial sex are not fetishes and it's super fucked up to refer to them like that. (I mean, someone might have a fetish for a certain race, but that's not in all cases.)

A fetish is liking something that is abnormal with sexual desire or pleasure. Homosexuality is a deviant behavior (this is fact, homosexuals aren't the main demographic in the world) and thus is a fetish.
>short sighted buffoon
lmfao you sound so underage you blazing faggot.
>It's [CURRENT YEAR] people should be nicer than this!
Literally kill yourself retard

>someone's not being a horrible bigot on the internet!
>quick, call them a faggot!

Literally stop playing tabletop games.

Well I'd be homosexual rather than a nazi racist fuck afraid of people who don't think like they do.

On a side note, how do you guys think the Traveller system would work for prison combat? It's definitely deadly enough, and I think you can adapt it to low-tech enough to pass for modern settings.

>grills should play tabletop
Most girls that play Veeky Forums shit are only doing it for the nerd points and are normies. They only do it to seem "quirky" and most TRPGs take place in medieval European settings and thus should only contain Europeans (aka white people)
>quick call him a nazi and a racist!
Holy shit you are a giant libritard

found the pedophile

I'm not white.

By your standards, I'm incapable of being racist.

I for one have no problem with white people in media.

Who does that make the racist, then?

"these are probably the same people that don't believe grills should play tabletop"

>Most girls that play Veeky Forums shit are only doing it for the nerd points and are normies.

BING BING BING WE HAVE A WINNER

You're a faggot because of your fucking pearl clutching on a Indonesian shadow puppet enthusiasm forum.

>signed a man that has sex with other men

>he's a pedophile
And how did you arrive at that conclusion?

>being gay is wrong
>marrying people of different races is wrong
Pretty racist and definitely something nazi thought as well. Your trolling and shitposting is tiresome, sir, you should stop ruining this thread with your presence.

I don't believe that you're incapable of being racist if you aren't white. Why would you assume I believe that?

>maybe it's because you don't like arguing with my points, so you make up other points that are easier to argue with that I don't hold

I never said either was wrong. Just that its literally magical realm material.

>I never said it was wrong
>I said it was magical realm material

Are you implying that magical realms aren't inherently bad and something we all try to avoid?

You still haven't proven how your distaste of straight white cis men is any less bigoted.

I don't actually care if blacks or gays or women are in media.

What I -do- care about is combative narrativepushing by people with a socialist agenda.

This is pretty much saying that sex is a fetish, seeing how those are two perfectly normal things. Or has everything that concerns sex become magical realm now? Quit abusing the internet slang.

Not that poster, but maybe he was stating including overtly sexual situations in any way can devolve into magical realm territory pretty quickly.

To a virgin, all things are magical realm.

Yes.

You seem to have forgotten where we are, normie.

Magical realms can be fine if everyone agrees with it. It can be awkward if its just one autist fucking up everyone's fun.
Sex and sexuality is magical realm. There is already a thread for this

You're also a faggot just because of your trolling and odd bigotry towards your own sexuality.

>signed another faggot
>p.s. why so hateful it's only a mongolian cave painting board

I don't have a distaste of straight white cis men in media.

I have a distaste of the disproportionate amount of straight white cis men in media.

If most main characters in movies were gay black men, then I would have a problem with that too.

Literally my only concern is equality.

The fuck are you talking about? I just hate bitches that get oh so offended by everything, let alone on Veeky Forums. Jesus Christ, grow thicker skin.

>equipment = king
People get killed because someone managed to grab something they sharpened when no one was looking.

Prison is some social status game of thrones shit where the ones in charge never have to do anything but tell other people what to do. It's like political intrigue except they're all locked together. Still a few manipulative fucks and a pile of idiots backing them up.

>equality
who cares as long as the quality is there? not everything has to appeal to your triggered ass self. jesus

Okay, so we can all agree that:

>homosexuality and interracial couples aren't fetishes, it's perfectly normal behavior.

>prison sex/rape can devolve into magical realm, no matter what the genders of the people are

>it's not okay to be bigoted towards anybody

>we shouldn't use GURPS to run this.

Is everyone happy? Does anyone have a problem with these points?

Blacks are 13% of the US population.

Hispanics are 17%.

I'd say us minorities are doing pretty good with representation, all things considered.

Hell, black people could be said to be KILLING IT in the media, and there is a disproportionate amount of jews and middle easterners in journalism or what passes for it these days.

Your cause is moot. You're just part of a toxic little cult.

"Prison Love" is inherently magical realm, considering how it was its own small genre of gay fiction from back in the 50's and stuff.

>we shouldn't use GURPS to run this.
Everything good, but I'd change this last point in
>we shouldn't use GURPS
However it happened in good movies as well, see American History X. That was everything but magical realm.

Cool, now we can get back to the Veeky Forums part of this post.

>Stabby free-for-all vs. Game of Thrones style intrigue?

inb4 SJWs whine to the SocJus tier mods we have here and issue the banhammer.

inb4 nobody whines to anybody because we're all adults and we can just get back to discussing fucking traditional games.

Why not both?

Let's make use of real-life props, and have the players exchange cigarettes(from this point forward called butt-cigarettes) as currency, and when someone runs out of butt cigarettes, they can no longer buy off their killers.

intrigue with deadly as fuck combat when inmate vs inmate or guard vs inmate comat breaks out

Would making shivs and shanks be craft checks? Knowing my players, one would probably specc into being "shiv-maker extraordinaire" and flood the market with weapons.

>quick call him a nazi and a racist!
Well, you are, wouldn't you be proud to shake Hitler's hand? Own it up, mofo.

Yeah and prison rapists are gay.

Yeah totally you got me. I'm Hitler's number 1 fan. Jesus how did you find out?

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