>Party is a bunch of dudes travelling through a forest. They are all pretty new to DnD. >They stumble upon a inn and there's a young woman standing in fron of it >I start describing her, when one of the guy's asks: "How big are her breasts?" >Another dude yells out "Rolling dice on girl's bust size." >Rolls a natural 20 >Everybody starts losing their shit, then another guy asks "How about her ass?" >Dude rolls again >Rolls another 20.
And then they spend the rest of the session trying to swoon her. What about you guys? W
Asher Fisher
Ugh, I can't believe you'd do something so misogynistic, you shitlord.
You and your group are everything wrong with gaming. I'm literally shaking right now.
Jeremiah Lopez
>Completely incapable of enforcing rules. How's it feel to be your group's bitch, OP?
Liam Hall
>I'm literally shaking right now No, that's just the earthquake from the continental drift your fat folds are doing.
Caleb Rivera
Turns out lady is the BBEG/'s wife going on intel gathering on the latest murderhobo group his opposition hired.
Carson Brooks
>>Party is a bunch of dudes travelling through a forest. They are all pretty new to DnD. If you're letting players roll for random girls' bust and ass sizes, you're no longer playing D&D. In fact, I'm not sure what you're playing, but it's starting to vaguely resemble FATAL.
Jeremiah Cook
It was my first session as DM and the group was new to it, so I allowed to for shits and giggles.
Ian Flores
>playing DnD with my group >roll nat 20 >"nat 20 as I live and breathe" >everyone starts chanting >gm hides behind his gm screen and starts sobbing >entire campaing falls appart, we spend entire session disscusing possible outcomes of me rolling nat 20
Gabriel Kelly
Since when does Veeky Forums hate fun so much
Jaxson Sullivan
Not him, but op was indeed wrong there. He just stated that breaking every rule of the game a not playing is torrelable, there is no way that his group will ever manage to complete a single serious campain
