Jumpchain CYOA thread #903: Too Many Cooks Edition

Hey guys, I need help with two things.

First: Highjacking extremely high-tier enchantments.

And Second: A magical power source equivalent to six comic book gods.

I'd love to jump individual zelda games.

Minecraft and I need a new 8 again.

No luck involved just good old fashioned people love him too much.

Yes. He's the protagonist, he has plot armor. It helps that for some of the overcharges he's already been dead at the time.

Explains how he beat Goku even though he has Weakness to Chi energies according to that one canon

Are you trying to make your own Shazam/Captain Marvel?

He's not just a protagonist, he's a Marquee Character. The DC brand depends on him and has for years. You don't get plot armor stronger than that. He doesn't have an I Win button, he is surrounded by I Win macros and scripting.

Generic Serial Killer (or more specific ones, like Dexter or Hannibal)

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (I'm pretty sure someone might be working on this, but I don't remember)

Independence Day

Parasyte the Maxim

Probably more, but I'm too lazy to keep listing them.

... So wait sunstraight up revives him?

I assume it needed his body to be intact and if one depletes Super's power they can just annihilate him to point of "no. Can't revive. No"

Supes is still super durable without his powers. Just he's not invulnerable like he would be with them. So chi affects him like it would Goku. Instead of it bouncing off.

No. He just happened to be dead at the time he got the sun powerup. Bringing him back to life came later.

The Darkness would need to be the entire TopCow-verse, HTTYD was being worked on at one point, and big hero six wouldn't really have the content for a jump, right? I've only seen the movie so i don't know.

Pretty much. I plan to steal Black Adam's power and give it to a companion.

Hot Fuzz and Big Hero 6 would both be fun Jumps. Fifth Element and Demolition Man are on my list too.

Movie.

To be fair it shouldn't bounce off either even if he has powers. The natural force field each kryptonian has also uses up power to protect them.

So interesting...

...GUYS! Figured it out. Superman is a Hollow. Earth sun is just a giant bonfire where he not just revives but also levels up. He acts human to retain his humanity

I support Parasyte

So many settings I'd love to see made into jumps.

Law of Ueki

Phantasy Star Online

Veritas

The Breaker

Re:Monster (story blows, but the setting would be fun)

666 Satan

Trigun

Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei

Practical Guide to Evil

>Phantasy Star Online
I'm doing Universe. Maybe Online later.

so the new kamen rider jumps been out a while and i got to wondering... What's your maximum drive look like jumpers? I mixed the star, dragon and diamond memories to create some kinda starlight laser breath. basically I'm kamen rider: Bahamet ZERO

I would not disagree with that.

Pern
Anita Blake
Nightside
Spelljammer
Planescape
The Dark is Rising
SERRAted Edge
The Book of Three
Heinlein's Future History(Considering that ends up crossed with an infinite multiverse involving time travel in all sorts of directions including sideways that one seems impossible for a jump)

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So, with all the talk of genetic splicing and stuff, I'm curious. Would Omega Self Molecular Manipulation from X-Men Movies allow you to alter your won DNA enough to give yourself genetic superpowers if you have samples?

Fuck yeah. So glad to hear that.

Seconding Trigun, maybe also Re:monster and Mahouka

Where were you the day our favorite tripfag/shitposter posted her tits?
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>Anita Blake: Vampire Humper
FTFY

I actually like the LoZ jump.
My only complaint is that 10 YEARS ISN'T ENOUGH!

>Parasyte
That would be awesome.

The power doesn't come with an inbuilt analysis option, so i'd say no.

If you had a way to analyze it and also the perfect memory to perfectly recall all that genetic information i'd say you could use Omega SMM to apply them to yourself.

Just get a symbiote and the prototype powers to help with that as well. Symbiote to rewrite you're genetic code and the prototype for easier assimilation.

Dungeons: the Dragoning 40,000 7th Edition.
Record of Lodoss War.
Fading Suns.
By The Book.
Arcana Evolved.
Hyrule Warriors.
Ars Magica.
Witchblade.
Barsoom.
Hellboy.
Strike Legion.
Project A-ko.

they have some great stuff in that setting. Including some awesome necromancy. A bunch of fey and magic we know pretty much jack about though.

My complaint is that I want to be all the races and experience multiple of the games.

You're right, I just get salty that the author took a great setting and turned it into her own self insert fap fest. The first four or five books are a great mix of noir and urban fantasy. After Obsidian Butterfly though all that takes a backseat to who she's banging, how hot he is, etc, etc, etc.

I didn't mind that as a subplot, desu. The books were fun when they were a little sexy. The tension between the characters was neat and there was some fun character stuff there. But when the books became about nothing but sex, I lost interest.

I can find better porn than she writes; I liked it for the detective monster hunting stuff.

1) She's not ours. She hasn't touched our thread, just yours.

2) Cute, but call me when she takes her top off.

You mean the setting where no one would give a shit about anything other than eating everything to become a god and leveling up harems by having sex with them?

THAT WOULD ALSO BE NICE.

I'm fond of the Unlimited Colors Memories. My go-to finisher is a Rocket-Drill-Laser combo to turn myself into hypersonic energy drill. Naturally, I do this mid-way through a jump kick.

It's still in there, it's just that the ratio is heavier on the sex at the moment. Partly because of tying so much of Anita's metaphysics to sexual energy and partly because of fuck your harems my protag has a reverse harem. Still a hell of a lot better setting than twilight.

Like goddamn, Zelda has the best races. Well, some of them are shit like the stupid penguins, but Zora, Kokiri, Goron, Sheikah, Gerudo? Badass. Then you get to stuff like the Picori, Twili, Rito, Koroks (wouldn't wanna be one though) that are also cool. It's just, man, you can't expect me to be just one.

I just want to Waifu Midna

The setting, not the story dipshit. There is a difference between the two. Just because the shitty author gave the shitty MC a fucking retarded power, doesn't mean it needs to be available in the jump. There are other jumps where someone has a fucking retarded power and it isn't available, even if they're the MC of the story.

Look, I won't fight for it to get made. But if someone does, I'll still probably jump it.

>Just because the shitty author gave the shitty MC a fucking retarded power, doesn't mean it needs to be available in the jump
Have fun telling everyone else that, then.

She's posted here before. She and Red have a special history.

>reverse harem
I know what you're getting at there, but I hate that term. A harem is a harem.

Yeah, I get there's a justification for the sex ratcheting up. The succubus thing is neat, but like I said it kinda fell apart for me. The best books I've read that perfectly balanced sexy for the sake of sexy and sexy for the sake of plot were the Kushiel books.

Those have some of the best world building I've read, and they're hot as fuck.

Well, the one's about Pheadre are. I lost interest when it became about her son and he next generation.

Midna and Link's love is pure user. PURE

I want to experience all the races, and I want to control multiple mechanics. I'd love to have some crazy midna hair

Are you here just to be a coy little cunt?

We don't care, we rightfully don't want to remember that bitch anymore.

Anyone who was in Magical Realm has a special history with AA. Don't try and create shit where there isn't shit to create.

You can probably wank having Midna hair, because Twili is an available race option

yeah, I get that a reverse harem is still a harem.
same as inflammable and flammable mean the same thing.

God knows I hated her back then

If the metaphysics in this setting are tied to sex, how would it be possibly to jump this place chastely?

y'know, i never thought to really use those outside the "Final Color Blaster" nice and quick though i like it

>You can probably wank having Midna hair

Oh I bet you can, among other things.

Anita Blake? It'd be pretty easy, I'm just being pissy because the MC got turned into a not!succubus and it changed her whole character.

The Kushiel series? Ehhh, that'd be a good deal harder as while the world is pretty big the focus of the first 3 books is on courtesans and intrigue. Lotsa fuckin' goin on.

...

>I hated her back then
You don't now?

Well he does now, but he used to too.

He's stayin' consistent.

In her defense she has mellowed alot since her early gen and magical realm days.

I'd like a Nausicaa jump, personally. Adventure, exploration, mysticism, war, super-tech, giant radioactive monsters that probably inspired the Evangelions given that Anno is close with Miyazaki...what's not to love?

So make a zelda for a specific setting since that one is zelda general.

Now with a weird re-up option in future that I talked about a few threads ago and lets you keep going into new sitcoms far extending the potential length of the jump.

When MR was new and shiny, I wrote a cool build for it while I was camping. When I got back to civilization, the thread was shitpile worse than any storm we've had here, so I never posted it. Feels bad man.

I don't run into her now. I only skim CYOA thread for new stuff, and don't pay attention to ANY of the bullshit, except on rare occasions. And she doesn't come here, to my knowledge at least.

But god I hated her. I just wanted to world build about my little Isolationist society with top-tier Magi-tech, and everyone caring about one another. Also everyone worshiping me as a god, but that's beside the point. And she kept butting in about how Evil Men are, and when the multi-player bits started and people talked about trade and ambassadors she pulled the "Only women are allowed in my realm, ever" shit.

Same thing, man. I agonized over my build and finally got it to where I wanted to post and interact with other people, but by that time the thread was destroyed.

not all the metaphysics, just for certain characters. Their metaphysics are tied to blood or sex or flesh(eating flesh). For the main character who is still human(sort of) sex is preferable in many situations(though sometimes she uses the blood of her enemies because it's conveniently right there for the spilling)

Didn't she say any man going into her world has to be genderbended because her world was "free of male concepts like violence and war"?

So I'm trying to decide if all the Drive Clothes in Kingdom Hearts are worth buying? Do they scale with your strength?

You can't. It covers all of them but the latest games (Hyrule Warriors, that Link dressup game, now the new open world Zelda)

Something like that from what I remember. It was around that time I stopped participating at all. I don't even remember the name of my realm, it was "something"wall. I didn't even name it, I got help from someone in thread, because I'm complete and utter shite at naming things.

drinkio, my good drunkman

Yes. That was THE post that started it all, and pretty much made the Angelanon vs everybody else conflict, which still upsets people to this day. Literally 2 years later, people still get butthurt over the fallout from that.

Dominion Tank Police
Dirty Pair
The Angry Beavers
Overwatch, when we have more lore.
Quake 2
More TV comic heroes series such as the 1990's Spiderman and Batman.
Starsiege
Shogo Mobile Armor Division
Killzone
Duke Nukem
Dredd
Mythbusters
Monty Python

I have no idea how the last two would work but I like them so much that I want them as jumps.

>Killzone
Speaking of Sci-fi Nazis
Do we have a Wulfenstein jump?

And generic virtual world has lots of settings we got later in it too what is your point, a general is a general.

They're neat in the games

I take it that this jump is not on the drive anymore?

Flamio, my good hotman.

[muffled sobbing in the distance]

She makes me embarrassed to like vaginas...

Magical Realm isn't a jump

I would assume yes because fuck that shit otherwise.

Not a Jump user it was a CYOA before JC came to be.

They're a boost to your stuff which... seem to? Scale to your martial skill, magical acumen, and sheer potential.

I'd say it's worth it, because those are all going to keep going up as you jump, even if the time limits will get really painful really fast. And it's not like they'll nerf you.

Unless you're asking if the weapon telekinesis scales with your strength. No clue on that one.

I got them because of the Munny orbs. Nothing else caught my eye much, and not buying Final Form even though it was just 200 CP (nevermind that I was already at -600 CP once I got to the item section) bothered me too much.

She's truly a blight for all bisexual and lesbian women in these threads, yes.

GVW doesn't cover any actual series.

Magical Realm was a CYOA that got its' own thread, much like Jump-chain.

Magical Realm went up in flames

Many of the "Rules" for Jump-chain, like the insistence on no multi-player, because of lessons learned from Magical Realm.

It isn't? Then why is it worth talking about? Fuck other cyoas and fuck gen.

> Pick up every hair perk you can find.
> Beautiful, long, sparkling hair, never gets dirty or tangled.
> It's even expressive.
> After Toriko, it's completely prehensile.
> After Drakengard, it just keeps growing and growing.
> Went Twili in Zelda.

Feels goodman.