Why did they kill off my waifu to make an unwaifuable abomination? Nothing in life is fair.
Elijah Thomas
FUCKING GOD SHITTING DAMNIT
Gabriel Turner
>Unwaifuable Challenge accepted
James Powell
>Gisela was no more.
With one line, Wizards has made me angrier than anything they have put out lately. I could stand Avacyn dying. I could stand the Eldrazi Winter. I could stand the Jacetice League's adventures and stuff. I could even stand the possibility we're going to lose Innistrad.
But them killing off Gisela by having her fuse with Bruna as an angel for Emrakul is where I fucking draw the line.
YES. I. MAD.
Ryder Thomas
It's okay, my Giselabro. I was a Brunafag, let's be mad together.
Like our waifus :(
Wyatt Rogers
She's still your waifu, bruh.
Lincoln White
Is a rabid dog still man's best friend?
Dominic Powell
Only when we have to put them down. I see that angel, it's eating a burn spell.
Jacob Thompson
Memorial thread if you faggots want to mourn.
Jack Parker
I'm glad it's Emrakul and I hope the Jacetice League is able to kill her by the end of this set. I want new villains, I'm sick of the Eldrazi.
Zachary Sanders
I hope we get Muraganda after this set with a dinosaur planeswalker
Fuck Innistrad I'm done with this garbage
Joseph Brown
we already know what we're getting next
Angel Bennett
What i confirmed right now from MTG video sneak peak and Lore articles.
>Jacestice League >More powerful angels killed >gisela/bruna fags on suicide watch >Liliana fighting Emrakul head on with a zombie army >Tamiyo definitely gonna be part of the expansion until the end
Grayson Lopez
Oh that's right, never mind
Well then I hope we get a UR artificer legend that's not terrible
And then Muraganda
Ethan Mitchell
>Indian expansion
What ere they thinking. Jacetice league will probably die in a car accident.
Adrian Hall
>Jace reads Emrakul's mind.
>"She's afraid... She's afraid!"
Another wave of refugees?
Sebastian Cox
>"hurr durr gonna release a multiplanar threat just to sic it on one plane because Sorin was a meanie" Nahiri confirmed for colossal retard
Cameron Bailey
I swear that little boy must be mono white because wizards loves making him suffer. >he actually ignites after the angel swoops down
Christopher Cooper
>World of Artificers Phyrexia gets a boner just looking at that plane
Oliver Lopez
It was already released, Nahiri just steered the ship into the rocks.
Chase Cox
pretty sure she was steering the rocks.
Ayden Wright
>inb4 tamiyo casts armageddon on the whole plane, killing off emrakul, nahiri and the jacetice league
Carson Garcia
What, in one of those VERBOTEN sealed scrolls? I hope so
Aiden Scott
is there some kind of movement to fire kimberly? has she ever written anythingnthat wasn't garbage?
not even bitching about the general arc of this story, her prose are just painful.
Brandon Peterson
EMN's only chance to redeem itself are currently good mechanics/gameplay and impactful cards. Flavorwise it's a complete and utter fail.
Carter Walker
Scorched Earth no Jutsu!
Daniel Davis
>it's actually a phyrexia expansion in disguise >phyrexia is secretly invading and taking over
Cameron Perez
The flavor is solid, actually. It's an eldritch horror from beyond space and time. Everyone's just upset because said eldritch horror has been established as something that is easily dealt with and very much understandable, as shown in the previous block.
If BFZ and OGW (and their associated lore) didn't exist, SOI/EMN would be the best sets in YEARS.
Parker Kelly
I dunno, despite emrakul being a terribly predictable "twist" the body horror/turning people into eldrazi asthetic is super badass and horrifying, doing good work with a lame premise.
David Cook
What was your face when you read this?
Luis Sanchez
>inb4 Obliterate reprint with Tamiyo flavor text
Christopher Butler
mfw
Luke Sanchez
Nah. The second set is aether revolt. I'm pretty sure we're getting oppressed poo in loos in set one followed by a rebellion.
Evan Gomez
I think it still would have been fine if kozilek just never got involved in the last block. Ulamog alone took all the gatewatch had to deal with, nearly gave nissa an aneurism and was a horrible experience all around, now there are two more, what could possibly be the toll of each of them?? would be a worthwhile setup. eldrazi can be dealt with, but jesus christ the cost. the fact that the gatewatch got a twofer on short notice is what hugely diminished them IMO.
Christian Thomas
From what we gleamed, one of those scroll is Serra's Realm end.
Which is either Armageddon or something even more destructive
Aaron Thomas
I just hate the idea of reusing Jacetice League and Eldrazi's two sets in a row. Newmrakul being a shitty card doesn't really help, too.
The whole "mystery" and "clues" stuff where Wizards wanted us to believe they're actually competent and were just rusing us by pretenting it was Emrakul and not someone else was pretty retarded to swallow.
Noah King
>Nissa's face: When gisela fags read that their waifu was dead >Gideon's face: When reading Jace reading emrakuls mind >Chandra's face: When first seeing emrakul reveled card
Brody Cruz
>gideon's limbs all restrained >chandra strangled >nissa given a gentle back rub emrakul remembers.
Daniel Martinez
jesus christ when will it stop....
Jayden Hughes
>one of those scroll is Serra's Realm end OH SHIT Where was this detailed? Fuck, how old is Tamiyo?
Josiah Lee
On her fight with Avacynn, Jace was mind linked with her, and saw that one of the scroll could end the fight in that exact moment, taking care of both Avacynn and the above flock of angels.
Tamijo however kind of inherited those scrolls, and refused to use them, even at the cost of Jace's life
Jonathan Brown
the one where acacyn crashed the party, before sorin showed up. tamiyo used her story magic, mind melded with jace, and he said she should use that one iron bound angel story anout the end of a plane
Connor Reed
>Tamijo however kind of inherited those scrolls, and refused to use them, even at the cost of Jace's life To be perfectly fair, I wouldn't spare a 2 mana removal spell to save Jace's life, never mind an apocalyptic board wipe.
That means Gaby will be around for YEARS. I mean if you gotta include a womyn in your roster due to PR stuff, at least use ones that are actually skilled, like Jadine Clomparens, Meowthod and so on.
Brandon Jenkins
>>In the vast Multiverse, only you and some other chucklefucks know of the countless worlds beyond your own. But fuck it let's just hang around the same 4 planes for four years
Gavin Mitchell
>Sigarda 2.0 prevents Newrakul trigger from going off on you F L A V O R L A V O R
Matthew Williams
You can get emrakul in a set without destroyin half the waifus of innistrad wizards. thanks for nothing
Elijah Bailey
It makes sense. Planes have to be 'found' so imagine that before you saw the beacon to Fuckedstrad you were floating for (perceived) months in the blind eternities. You would spend most of your life going back and forth between the ones you know.
Cameron Green
>Jin starts dropping specs of Phyrexian tech all over the plane >Artificers begin using it in their designs >Shit begins to go down >Artificers try using their new toys to fight Phyrexia only to find out they obey their invaders >mfw
I'll go, but I will probably skip 2HG. Although it's a great value at my LGS (25 for Sealed, 40 for both sealed and 2HG, both events with 1 booster per person for prizes AND some additional boosters for top 4-6), 2HG is just not fun for me.
Dominic Garcia
Cool'mrakul
Camden Johnson
YOU'RE'MRAKUL, HE'MRAKUL, I'MRAKUL, ANY OTHER EMRAKULS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
Easton Perez
Lore/Story Thread for the next Magic set HERE
Landon Price
Meow'rakul.
Brandon Richardson
The only way this story will be salvaged is if they capture Emrakul in the silver moon and leave her there for a while.
Then, when the time comes to face the phyrexians, they planeswalk the moon with Emrakul in it (since silver can be sent across planes), and crack it open to force a phyrexian vs eldrazi ultimatum.
Then the phyrexians, failing to defeat emrakul, instead complete the silver moon, turning it into a giant, dripping lunar sphere of oil, and use it to escape the doomed new phyrexia while searching for another world to compleat.
Adrian Morales
We're all 'mrakuls around here, sir!
Brody Thompson
Nah, the flavor fail was pulling ROE out of the ass crack of Zendikar for no good reason.
This shit fits Innistrad so much better that all the fucks I stopped giving about Zendikar after ROE have flooded straight into Innistrad as of SoI.
Julian Green
You're gonna need a hell of a burn spell
Carson Richardson
Based Wizards BTFO autistic waifufags.
Just based.
Jack Allen
makes too much sense, wizards will never think of it.
Grayson Morgan
No, that was just you being so much of an autistic retard that you still spouted retarded shit about "muh marit lage, muh phyrexia" even when everybody non-retarded knew it was Emrakul.
Austin Adams
>Nahiri sees the damage she's done and apologizes to Sorin >Sorin accepts the apology still in shock, while the gatewatch kill Emrakul in the background >Sorin and Nahiri kiss while Emrakul dies and the shockwave kills every monster in Innistrad and revives every human because friendship
Just wait and see
Elijah Powell
that's better than anything wotc has written in years
Adrian Ross
What was the point of Wizards making weekly articles about the suspect and making blatant remarks about Emrakul in every single one of them? They were acting like we are complete retards, and since I HAD a little faith in them I just assumed the were rusing us. Woe is me, Wizards really are that incompetent.
Christopher Mitchell
And then out of nowhere Urabrask punches the fuck out of everyone while screaming something about laws of the wild.
Owen Rogers
TFW this: is more likely than this:
Christian Stewart
>we'll never get a compleated silver moon plane ship that the eldrazi take straight to Dominaria so they can locate Urborg
David Morris
How is Dominaria doing these days? Has it begun to recover from being annihilated by the war?
Jose Baker
>Woo an extra UR, wonder wha- >by Kimberly J. Kreines
God damn it.
Ethan Russell
It's had around sixty years to recover after the Mending took place.
It's probably post-apocalyptic, on the verge of being post-post-apocalyptic.
Owen King
Enjoy'mrakul :^)
Ayden Thomas
Getting better, which means an apocalypse is just around the corner
Thomas Allen
The Prodigal Sorcerer story was higher "order" than post apocalyptic. There was nobility, commerce and a Tolaria West that had existed for at least a generation.
Jack Edwards
~~(I)~~
Isaac Rodriguez
Post-post-apocalyptic then.
Xavier Ross
did you enjoy the completely necessary lesbians user?
Don't say no or you're a bigot!
Aiden Turner
>Jacetice league will probably die in a car accident.
Isaiah Price
God damn it, why did they give Kim a pivotal UR.
TO BE FAIR, that's probably a collective decision from the creative team rather than Kim, and we'll (unfortunately) be seeing more of it from other authors.
I'd have been equally annoyed with the love trumps all bullshit if it had been a man and woman.
Angel Lee
Is it just me or does there seem to be no actual eldrazi other than emrakul? Maybe a noob question and all the eldrszi on zendikar were just twisted versions of what's already there, but everything revealed today seems to just be corrupted versions of things that already existed on the plane.
Even emrakul has no devoid or annihilator.
Easton Morris
>And Gideon with his broad shoulders and ready smile, and—
Those lesbians weren't the only gay couple here.
Michael Cook
Emrakul is quite devoid, user.
Blake Evans
>I'd have been equally annoyed with the love trumps all bullshit if it had been a man and woman.
true, but making them lesbians in an 18th century-based setting makes it extra jarring
Liam Ramirez
Kozilek and Ulamog both harvest the land of the planes they come across and use it to pump out their brood. Emrakul is different. She warps the living creatures of the planes she comes across and eventually twists them into her brood instead.
Mason Mitchell
Jace confirmed as gay
Carson Allen
>And and and that's some quality writing
Mason Bell
What the fuck
Isaiah Moore
DESIGNATED
Nolan Adams
This is just the reveal, we might see some brood later. Or perhaps her brood consists mostly of corrupted flesh?
And the new Ula and Koz didn't have annihilator or devoid either.
Xavier Johnson
So is there going to be another UR this Wednesday?
Cameron Allen
POO in the LOO
Alexander Richardson
So are they gonna take down Emmy or are they gonna just fuck off after realizing Innistrad is doomed?
Parker Morgan
either way you're going to be disappointed
Thomas Gray
So why the fuck did Bolas release the Eldrazi? This just seems like they're gonna either retcon that Bolas did it, or make up a really stupid/nonsense reason.
Caleb Thompson
>pivotal but nothing happened
Liam Wright
Porn when?
Samuel Scott
this is the saddest, truest evaluation of the current story. either the eldrazi are a wash, and it turns out were actually a laughable interplanar threat, great job wotc, or innistrad gets wrecked, we lose an interesting setting that players like and liked returning to (in general, the eldrazi and jace strained things), and that would be a permanent loss, not a mirrodin is now new phyrexia, all your nice things are compleat type loss.
Jason Lewis
The final battle is about to begin. Emmy slowly approaches the jacetice league, ready to finish them off for good. Falls in an open grave. Tragic slip was there when we needed it most. Never forget.