Dragonball Quest #32

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>Information on the MC

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>>Information

This quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a thirteen year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.

>Rules

At the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.

In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote wins

Rolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.

Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting process

I hope everyone has fun.

>Current Saga

General Blue

>>youtube.com/watch?v=e6d3gm_upVo

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"So is theft," you point out, looking over at Lazuli. "So, is this your boyfriend?"

"I'm her brother," the boy tells you. "And I don't appreciate guys stalking my sister."

"I just broke down a metal door, you sure you want to pick a fight?" you ask.

Lapis reaches down to a holster at his hip, pulling out a pistol.

"Well, it looks like I'm the only one here with a peacekeeper, so yeah, I like my odds," he answers.

Well, this could get ugly. How should you play this.

>A. Take a step forward

>B. Tell him to go ahead and shoot

>C. Tell him shooting you wouldn't do you much good

>D. Tell them you just want your money back

>E. Something else

>B. Tell him to go ahead and shoot

>D. Tell them you just want your money back
>C.

>C
>D
>E
"Brother? Nice try, lady, but you're clearly a girl."

Oh boy, here we go

Tell Goku to give the pat pat rest to prove it.

SOM, I think you are pretty.

user, you and Krillin have been trying to ween Goku off the pat pat test, don't undo all your progress.

>E
"Look buddy, I dont have time for this
If you really wanna fight i can do that, ill break your face and leave you bleeding.
If you need money then im good friends with the Brief family, i can hook you up, get you settled.
The choice that will change your future is whether you give me back my money."

But I think you're most pretty when your plans don't go as well as you thought, and your players go off da railz! You are cute when you are stifled.

You tell the boy that shooting you wouldn't do much good.

"Yeah, right," he says. "I don't care how tough you think you are, a bullet's a bullet, you won't survive it."

"You should probably listen to him," Lazuli tells you.

"Him? Sorry, but that's clearly a lady," you reply.

The boy points his pistol at you, readying to shoot.

You tell them that you just want your money back.

"We all want things," the boy says. "Some of us get those things. And some of us back away real slow so they don't get shot."

>A. Take a single step forward

>B. Walk right up to him

>C. Back away real slow

>D. Snatch the money from Lazuli's hand (20)

>E. Something else

>E. Something else
costanza.jpg at him and

>E. Something else
Walk right up to Lazuli

A-user, please

>E. "What are you even doing stealing money? Let alone from someone who beat up a full grown man for that money."
Really anything but C

>D
>E
"Look buddy, I dont have time for this
If you really wanna fight i can do that, ill break your face and leave you bleeding.
If you need money then im good friends with the Brief family, i can hook you up, get you settled.
The choice that will change your future is whether you give me back my money."

But objectively the best waifu is _ _ _ The person who is reading this spoiler right now. You! The viewer, at home, looking at your computer screen! You are the best waifu! _ _ _

>MFW

This

No, these!

Craaaawling iiiin my skiiiiin

supporting this support

No dude

THIS!

Quads can't be wrong.

What is it edgy?
Cant a guy give a speech withouy being edgy?

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ *heals your wounds* ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ *casts fear ward, levitate, and dispels confusion* ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black, yellow, black

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

I actually did not know this user. Thanks.

I dont get it
Is it bad writing or is it edgy
Is it both
Are you guys just bullying me now
N-no bully

You give the boy a look. "What are you even doing stealing money? Let alone from someone who beat up a full grown man for that money."

"Wait, so you stole the money first?" Lazuli asks.

"Ah, well that makes it even better," the boy says. "It's not really stealing if it's from a thief."

You ignore the boy and start walking toward Lazuli.

"Not a good idea," you hear the boy say as he cocks his gun.

You keep walking, and Lazuli takes a nervous step back.

There's a loud bang, and a bullet hits the back of your head, causing you to hiss in pain and rub the spot where you were shot. Looking over your shoulder's, you see the boy looking at you wide-eyed, and when you look forward again, you see that Lazuli's pulled out a knife, which she holds out in front of her, clearly ready to use it.

>A. Ask politely if you can have your money back

>B. Knock the knife away

>C. Snatch the money (25)

>D. Remind the boy that you told him bullets wouldn't do much

>E. Something else

>A. Ask politely if you can have your money back

>A. Ask politely if you can have your money back
>E. "Also, not stealing. Competition."

>B. Knock the knife away

>D. Remind the boy that you told him bullets wouldn't do much

>E. Something else
Advance slowly on Lazuli and just take the damn money.

Easy, tiger

Don't you mean

"Easy, bear"

I see what you did there

More like "Hard bear".

Giggity

I meant hard as in resistant to deformation and damage! God damn it Somnius I don't want to advance on Lazuli so I can fuck her.

Wait.

Can I advance on Lapis?

user I'm sorry. Sominus won't let us be gay. Its just how he copes with being a huge faggot himself

"Can I have my money back?" you ask Lazuli politely.

"Why don't you just go steal more from someone else if you're so good at it?" the boy asks.

You explain that you didn't steal it, you won it in a competition.

"Oh yeah? What kind of competition?" the boy asks. "Sis, how much money is there?"

She thumbs through the stack of cash she stole from you. "A hundred thousand zeni."

"What, then you won that street fighting competition?" the boy asks.

You nod.

"Here," Lazuli says, holding out the money. "Just take it."

>A. Take the money

>B. Thank her

>C. Tell her you think she's pretty

>D. Ask why she stole your money

>E. Ask the boy his name

>F. Ask the boy why he has a gun

>G. Something else

>B.
>D.

>C. Tell her you think she's pretty
Aw yiss

You figured it out

Lapis don't swing that way

>G. Something else
We should probably thumb through the stack ourselves to verify that we did indeed get 100kZ and that Lazuli hasn't skimmed part of it

Don't trust her, user?

Don't trust anyone Som.

That way no one can ever break it.

Three-way deadlock

>C

I agree with you completely and trust your advice! :)

C please

None of those options seem exclusive.

We can thank her, tell her she's pretty, ask why she stole our money, then count it

"Thanks," you say, taking the money.

Lazuli doesn't say anything back, crossing her arms and giving you a weak glare. Clearly, she's feeling a lot less confident in dealing with you since seeing you shrug off a bullet.

You tell the girl that you think she's pretty.

She gives you a surprised look, clearly thinking your compliment has just come out of nowhere. That look is quickly replaced by a slightly more intense glare, and you think you can hear the boy cocking his gun again.

You count the money, confirming that all of it is there.

"There, you have your money," the boy says. "Now scram, would you?"

>A. Ask why they took your money

>B. Ask the boy his name

>C. Ask the boy why he has a gun

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>A. Ask why they took your money
>C. Ask the boy why he has a gun

>E. Something else
>Offer them a job.

"You want cash? Work with me and I'll make sure you won't ever need to worry about money again."

>A. Ask why they took your money
>B. Ask the boy his name

Objective: Tell Lazuli she is pretty
SUCCESS

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Congrats, user

And congrats on your duplicate ending numbers, Som.

>A. Ask why they took your money
>E. Give them back the money
We don't really need it anyway

Dude, we need that money so we can pay someone to fix the Dragon Radar.

Just go find some bum in a garage in Penguin Village. He'll do it for free.

>Not making it rain instead while riding the nimbus since only Bulma and Arale's dad can fix it.

"Why did you take my money?" you ask.

"Why do you think?" Lazuli asks. "Because we needed it, you idiot!"

"Lazuli, calm down," the boy says. "We can replace it, we just have to find some idiots who aren't super-strong weirdos."

"So, why do you have a gun?" you ask the boy.

"For protection, why else?" he asks you.

"What's your name?" you ask him.

"Lapis," he says. "What's it to you?"

>A. Ask where their parents are

>B. Ask if they live here

>C. Give them back the money

>D. Something else

OoOOh that's why we're here
I forgot
the waifu lust has blinded me yet again

>E
>Ask for the gun

>A. Ask where their parents are
>D. Something else
Well I'm sure we can spare like 10,000Z for them.
But we're keeping 90,000Z

B. Ask if they live here

>>C. Give them back the money
>>D. Something else
"Go to the Brief residence in West City if you every need a job, tell them your a friend of Toofu and im sure they can hook you up."

>>A. Ask where their parents are
>>B. Ask if they live here
Daww. They're Orphans!

>C. Give them back the money
>D. "I don't need all of it. I thought you were just some cute jerks, but if you need it, then have it."

Actually, I like this too. If this doesn't pass this time, I want to support this.

Don't give them the damn money!

Dude we are bad asses we can make more money
or better yet we can get Bulma to do i or something

But ... my money

Dude, it's only 100,000z. I'm pretty sure the toilet paper in Bulma's house is made of that.

This

No, but her tampons are

Som I'm not sure if you're trying to le funpost on us or if you're giving us a quest to raid Bulma's toiletries.

Me le funpost? user, please, perish the thought

>You tell the girl that you think she's pretty.

YOU FUCKING FA RTMEN WHY WOULD YOU

I want to waifu her a much as the next 18 fag but that was counter productive because she thinks we're a creepy scumbag.

This was a move of the counter 18fags wasn't it?

GUYS THE DM HAS THAT GRIN ON HIS FACE AGAIN LIKE WHEN WE'RE MAKING A REALLY BAD DECISION

Well don't look at me, I wanted to rape her.

>D. Something else

Give them back HALF the money, we need that shit too, but we can be generous.

Decent compromise I suppose.

Why can't we just employ them?

Make'em work for it!

We could literally buy our first pair of students!

I wonder if there's any girls in the DBverse that prefer creepy autism scumbag rapedungeoneers.

ayo hol up

If these our students

then we don't give them the money

we loan them the money, to be paid back when they can

And co-incidentally the cost of each of our lessons is 1,000,000Z spread over 10 lessons

You take a look around the room you're in. You think it was a warehouse at some point, but it looks like nobody's used it for years. A couple of old mattresses lie on the floor, with some dirty looking pillows and surprisingly nice-looking blankets on top of them.

You see some empty cans of food, some water bottles, and a few empty bags of chips, pretzels, and other snacks.

"Do you two live here?" you ask.

"So what if we do?" Lapis asks. "The rent's cheap."

"Where are your parents?" you ask him.

"Where do you think, idiot?" Lazuli asks. "They died a long time ago."

You sigh, handing half of the money back to her. "Here, I thought you two were just some cute jerks, but if you need it, I don't need all of it."

Lazuli stares for a moment before quickly grabbing the money, as if she's afraid you'll just take it back.

"If you guys need a job or something, go to Capsule Corp in West City," you say. "Tell them you're a friend of Tofoo, and I'm sure they can hook you up."

Lazuli's eyes go wide, and you see a smile begin to work its way onto her face before Lapis speaks up.

"Thanks, but we're doing just fine out here," he tells you. "Besides, working for a bunch of corporate snobs at Capsule Corp doesn't sound very fun."

Lazuli frowns. "Right. But thanks for the money."

>A. Apologize for breaking their door

>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this

>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile

>D. Ask if they know anything about the Red Ribbon Army

>E. Leave

>F. Something else

>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this
>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile

>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>F. "If you ever need help though, keep it in mind."
>E.

Oh shit is the door's lock okay?
Lock was best waifu!
Quick, gather the dragonballs and wish for Lock to be brought back to life

>>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this
I mean, what would he have done if we weren't such a nice guy. Eventually he'll run into someone who'll catch them and they won't be as generous as we are.
Sometimes you've got to put family first.

>>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this

Say B as you walk away

No C. Please.

>>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this
>>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile
>>E. Leave

>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this
>D. Ask if they know anything about the Red Ribbon Army

>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile
>E. Leave

>>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile

It was a nice door
This is nice board