Elf slave wat do

make more comics

Do "Why is Veeky Forums so atheist," "Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti," and "You will never have your intestines lovingly chewed on by your sister and pets as you sit on a beanbag and read their happy thoughts," next.

Lol. Does being a weeb mean you'll die young and leave a sexy widow?

>how improbable

too pure for this world

See, this is why I set up a dead man's switch in my heart monitor that'll wipe my hard drives when I kick it (assuming I died somewhere with cellphone service).

I've seen too much that should not be spread. I'll take my testicular impregnation collection down into the abyss with me.

>Emancipate
>Give menial job
>Give ridiculous small wage
>Collect taxes from

Put her to work in the fields while I spend quality time with my goblin wife.

Improved.

wow how did you kill the quality of this image so bad

>Not smiting subhumans
>Not burning witches at the stake
Not pally enough.

But user, Elves are objectively superior to humans in almost every aspect.

Free her, and then kill whoever sold her into slavery. Slavery is an abomination and any true, civilized egalitarian society would recognize it as the degeneracy it actually is.

>not being a morals-obsessed warrior of justice
I pity you, senpais

What if she's indentured to a person and the only other option is rotting in a prison cell?

Porn when?

Look at Africa today and tell me honestly that black people would be happier there worshipping spirits and wearing wedding dresses to gun each other down with AKs and eating pygmies to gain magic powers.

We offered them a free ticket back. They said no.

Porn with a simplistic art style is surprisingly arousing.

What does colonization have to do with slavery aside from taking place around the same time?

Slavery as quasi-community service is a perfectly okay form of punishment for many crimes especially in a society with less infrastructure as in no jail houses.

Quit being a shitposting faggot

Then she's not a slave, she's an indentured servant. Are you dumb?

Isn't that just slavery with extra steps?

If you hide it well enough, you have a better chance than if you don't hide it..

testicular impregnation
user, I request that you put that up on /d/ because it is hard as fuck to find and the world needs more of it.

It's capitalism user.
So yes, with the added bonus of making your slaves think they're actually free, thus preventing revolt/revolution.

Did I time warp back to 2010? Does this mean I can replay Nier for the first time again?

Whats wrong with owning someone?

Hehehehe. I'm sure anyone who's been here with elf threads be familiar with this. Yes user who's HFY and likely an avid /k/ommando I'm making fun of you as much as I'd make fun of other HFY Templars and Pelinal Fanbois.

Drawing belongs to: mediocre-scrubdraws.tumblr.com/

>Objectively superior
>Sits in trees moaning about their good old days for millennia.
Yeah...No.

Shit logic. Slave owners think it's always fine to own someone except when they're the ones who end up in slavery.

Also, it interferes with progress and the goal of achieving happiness for everyone. Robots are also more efficient and affordable once you achieve a degree of technological progress. You also have to consider that societies that outlaw slavery and will always technologically advance past and exterminate the ones that stick with slavery. Why do you think the only multicultural, egalitarian society on earth (america) is also the most powerful one?

Take it easy!
user's been through a lot.
Pussy raped his father, and killed his brother.
Those poor bastards never saw it coming
user has a hard time sleeping at night
How can he; with pussy always on his mind

Do you get this upset when someone tells you they're annoyed by having to spend a week in a motel while they're house gets fumigated due to a bug infestation? Because that's essentially the elven equivalent of waiting around for a millenia until the chance to rebuild their empire comes back.

elf slav wat do

>You will never have your intestines lovingly chewed on by your sister and pets as you sit on a beanbag and read their happy thoughts

When the fuck did that happen?

>"HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME! DELETE THIS!!!"

Kinda, especially when instead of fumigating the house, they decide to leave it as it is while calling it "fumigation".

Release and give freedom on the condition they never return; we don't need no knife-ears here.

Lets just do some elf loving instead can we?

Finn?

>Elenwen

>I posted it again.

Not him, but basically at the time slavery was seen as a Lawful Good thing to do because you were taking cannibalistic savages and converting them to Christianity, giving them work and a place to sleep, and keeping them safe. To us, it's an abomination, but at the time it was viewed as a pretty good deal by everyone except the slaves. It doesn't help that it ended for political reasons (the North-South US power struggle) rather than moral ones.

Make her give me headpats.

I cannot believe I'm getting nostalgic over a shitpost that isn't even that old.

>Still not related to colonialism
>Implying the majority of people utilizing slavery gave any single damn about any of that romanticized crap and didn't just want cheap labor
>The way slavery was abolished in the US is how all slavery everywhere at anytime in any culture ended.

What does colonization even have to do with the post you're responding to? White people left stable, well-maintained countries that the natives then proceeded to utterly ruin, and which only survive today due to massive injections of capital from the United States government and, increasingly, Chinese business interests.

>achieving happiness for everyone

Whose goal is that?

Also, America is fucking huge. It has massive reserves of oil, coal, and steel. It has absolutely titanic food-production capabilities. It has a gigantic natural moat on two sides. Its most threatening neighbor is Canada, of all places! It's comforting to think that America is the de-facto hegemon of planet Earth because of its philosophy, but in reality there are other factors that matter a lot more. Multiculturalism, by the way, probably matters less than the innately American idea that every man is free and sovereign and that the government exists to serve him...and that if it stops doing so, he has the right to rebel.

Back when touhou was omnipresent.

I know right.

especially anything featuring bondage equipment(I make that from time to time, simple drawings give a better representation of things)

Touhou is still Veeky Forums related

>all this talk about colonialism
>all about the US

what kind of education do you degenerates have, that you think world history revolves around the US? the majority of African slaves in the triangle trade went to Brazil or the Caribbean, and most European nations banned slavery decades before the US, and...etc.

this will never stop being funny to me...

>Posting weaboo shit on a Mongolian Flower Embroidery imageboard.

Yeah, but the US is the only country that matters.

As far as Veeky Forums history goes, that shitpost is almost medieval.

this is so perfect

>No one has mentioned nibbling on their oversensitive ears till they cum.

What has this board become?

Quality

Is it bad that I know exactly what that means?

Classical to Post-Classical would be more apt.

How's it taste? I personally find the rosey flavour disgusting

I know nothing please enlighten me.

Slavery with extra steps, and cash
Remember! You're no longer responsible for their health!

That's probably more accurate.

I wonder what Pre-historic and Ancient Veeky Forums was like, I only started coming here in Fall 2009.

Do squats with him
Exercise and cultural lesson

Let it go because I'm not a slaver, I guess.

Well eek barba durkle, it looks like SOMEONE'S going to get laid in college!

It's so sweet, really. I'd like to run Drow like this.

I miss nazi mod.

Oh thats a blast from the past.

I do pic related

>I wonder what Pre-historic and Ancient Veeky Forums was like, I only started coming here in Fall 2009.
Hmm what year was the DC 80 anal spelunking?

Man, don't even joke around like that.

I miss ERP threads.

>several elf bait threads up at the same time
Don't be faggot mods, just delete them all. And that one guy that made them all.

>except the slaves
The slaves were pretty happy to be sold by the cannibalistic and cruel rival tribe to the merciful and generous white man.
It took a few generations for them to stop comparing themselves to africans and start comparing themselves to the whites in terms of wellness.

It really is never about what you, yourself have that determines your happiness, but what the people around you have. This is why communism will never, ever work but will always be seductive.

/trash/erp are pretty lively tbhfam

Isn't everybody equally poor in communism?

Communism is a workable ideology in a total post-scarcity society. On the level of Star Trek replicators - some sci-fi books that had forced from up high communism propaganda managed to be pretty palatable on those ground.

No, because there will always be administrators and party leaders who live extremely comfortably.

I don't believe this because workers seizing the means of production is meaningless when production itself is meaningless. Without that, communism is just a poorly-organized method for governing a nation.

Exactly, only when they're so over-plentiful so as to be meaningless may the humans manage to share them equally.

The other option would be artificiating scarcity, which is also a legitimate possibility to see happen.

But in that case, wouldn't people start fighting over luxuries? And if luxuries aren't a scarcity item, won't they find something else to fight over?

Well yeah, they may start fighting over anything that isn't unscarced yet.

Still when baseline survival with average level of luxury is totally free, I think there will be a big portion of the populace that just sticks to it and doesn't care.

For example, when you can synthesize good food (like, not cardboard soyburgers, but something that tastes like an average restaurant today) for free unlimitedly, there will still be people insisting on natural grown and manually cooked; and people who will make that food for them.

But the only reward for them would be some other extras (perhaps themselves sharing in the nat-food thing).

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