For all you non-virgins

For all you non-virgins

How has your girlfriend / wife / waifu / toastie roastie reacted to your crypto obsession?

>be me
>nearly Christmas
>have no money for presents cause virtually all my fiat is in crypto
>literally gonna buy her a crypto stack as a present
>asked her to buy me a ledger nano s, she already bought me a new laptop to trade in bed with

She thinks it's dangerous and a waist of time
Fuckin dumb roasties . ´muh you better be wageslaving your whole life and forget about your useless botcoins'

She thinks it's awesome.. as long as I cash out a bit every once in a while

my girlfriend actually invested € 200 with me

Told my qt, she was upset. My (modest) initial investment probably seemed too high to her, she doesn't make a lot of money. Not much risk appetite either. She would never make it, but it's alright I'll just make it for her. She seems to have calmed down and is more rational about the gains now.

My gf is pretty obsessed with money so she think it's nice I made some gainz

She said she's not well versed enough in computers to understand it tho

>have no money for presents cause virtually all my fiat is in crypto

Couldn't you buy her something from Overstock or Newegg?

By buying them

I told her I'm investing in crypto for our wedding.
little does she know I am not going to marry her
free sex for years to come, shit will take a while to rise again

she doesn't need to understand how the coins work, just convert her into a stacy bitcoiner

She didn't fucking care at all, made more than her entire family in crypto, we could have been happy together, travelling the world, have beautiful children, but no, she was like "o that's cool" "user I am bulimic" "user the society is oppressing me, user the capitalistic system is forcing me to work" "user I am not technologically inclined because of society even if you tried to learn me how to code but I didn't care and preferred to watch retard daily routine on youtube". Dumped the bitch

Hesitant at first but when I posted 50k gains she gave me 25k of her own capital

Mine won't fucking let me sell. Try to explain how bubbles work. Am up a fuck ton, but she's like noooo see if it goes higher.... annoying

She doesn't really care, just asks every now and then "how is your money doing?" and jokes about me being rich soon afterwards.

>tfw my blockfolio still shows only 5k

She thinks it's a game.

She literally told me I couldn't spend all day "defending my coins".

OP here, I forgot - she gave me £300 to invest on her behalf - I bought her ETH at its recent dump and Monero then sold ETH for LINK.

So when the Jews ban Monero at least we both go to prison so she won't get Tyrone'd when im banged up with you lot

>initially started about 2 years ago.
>I've grown ~300 dollars to nearly 20k by shitcoin trading and hodling
>stupidly tell my long term gf whose known I mess with crypto every now and then.
>"Oh my god user CASH THAT OUT, YOU COULD LOSE IT"
>literally 90% of my value is in ark as of about a month ago

It's a wild ride

she pinkwojack.jpg's with me 'cause we didn't buy sooner

This

She's as delusional as me who thinks this is a new paradigm. Although each day I'm starting too to suspect this is a serious bubble.

Me: Have you heard of bitcoin?
Her: No. You wanna finish my burger?

you sound like a bad person

my gf got in 1 month after me and she now has more money and more knowledge about everything crypto related, lucky me I guess

>telling anyone about your cryptocurrencies ever

You are fucking idiots...

You sound like stupid person.

>getting woman involved in crypto

my wife and daughter scream "CRYPTOCUREN-SEEEEEEEEEE" anytime i mention it.

my wife likes the massive gainz. describes it to her friends as "his hobby that makes money instead of spends money". she'll ask me how my trades went yesterday/today etc.

but im a successful wagecuck normie so idk if this applies to neets and their wimmen

[spoiler]She sounds like a typical female brainlet -
'HIS HOBBY THAT MAKES MONEY INSTEAD OF SPENDING MONEY TEE HEE' like an investment, you dumb bitch?[/spoiler]

This user is playing it right

she doesnt understand it. which is good because i dont want to explain it. or have to listen to "CNN SAID IT WAS A BUBBLE"

keep them in the dark and feed them footnotes.
welcome to marriage neet.

Worse is family, I fucked up by teling my dad and he tells me I should only have 10% of my investments in bitcoin and the rest in more conservative ones that give "10% profits a year, and that's huge".

Fucking boomers, man.

quoted my own post. its early kek

I very rarely bring it up, couple of complaints about the norman, that's it

You actually talk to your girlfriend about finances? That's your job, man. You provide. Don't be a bitch.

>gf

you guys arent the early adopters. you are all the normies you plan on dumping your shitcoins onto

I'm sorry that you willingly chose to spend your lives with such deficient women. Do you have poor self esteem, perhaps?

My girlfriend initially put in less than half of me and now has a bit more than me. Her portfolio has gained more than 2500% since we began. Whoever reaches 2m usd first will treat the other to nice useful stuff like car, house, etc.

She was saying it might be a ponzi scheme at first but after it made the headlines in late October/early November and I made decent profits she's been encouraging me to do it.

She also bought some $250 worth of Qtum and NEO recently to try it out.

How many bitbeans to buy a gf?

Told my gf I'm a buy her some crypto for Xmas that she could keep or sell and it would be like a gift card if she didn't want it. She forcefully agreed cuz she doesn't have money to buy me a present this year lmao

She believes i'll be rich and fully supports me but she doesn't understand why I shill coins it to everyone

I'm up 30X and already cashed out my initial investment 4 times already. still.....

_told it was fake internet money
_was a waste of time
_is probably illegal
_was a scam

lol and with 6 more months of this market i will be retired very young

>has a "girlfriend" and "friends"
>expects to ever make it within the 21 BTC

3rd of a mil here, told her a month ago. She’s going through MLS rn looking for somewhere to move to. However I told her it would take at least 2yrs to liquidate the whol position, so there’s no rush

you sound like a str8 busta

Major League Soccer?

Only waifus are loyal, the only downside: They're not real

I just paid off all of our debt and still have 50k in the game. She loves me. She doesn't fully understand crypto, but she's all for it if we're making money.

She is a network and security specialist and a really well-regarded group in London.

So I'd have thought she'd be more on board, but she is extremely skeptical. I'm still finishing med school, so I have no money and ask her for money to invest, and she's very reluctant to give me any despite us sharing the gains. We are married so it's not as if I'll just take her money and run with it. But she is more worried it's all a risky bubble.

I try asking her to read some of the whitepapers since she'd probably understand a lot of them better than me. But she finds it boring. Oh well, guess I should be thankful she's at least on board enough to let me use some of her money to invest

my russian boyfriend knows and is happy, ill be able to buy a very small house in houston with the money im making.

Is this real? If so, you're retarded. Crypto IS extremely risky. Yes it could produce gains, and great ones at that, but there's no question it's one of the riskiest investments out there. Most coins have gone 1000% in a year, or more. You don't think there's at least a chance that's a bubble? If she's reluctant and you push her to invest her money, and then the bubble pops, you will create resentment and possibly a serious issue in your relationship. Don't be stupid.

>nonvirgins
>on Veeky Forums
my sides

i made a fortune off of ETH and yea my roastie gf knows it so she respects my trading decisions.
i mainly day trade now on tdameritrade with thinkorswim and make daily gains
i was a wagecuck in the weights and measures industry servicing scales as a tech/salesman
crypto gave me the freedom to do whatever i want to do the the cunt knows it