ITT: The most awful things you have done or witnessed someone do in Table top rpgs or card games
>Playing at a local Mtg tournament >been losing all day >haven't won a single match >feel really angry and frustrated >suddenly get an idea >at my last match >as expected I am getting beat, not by much but I am almost out of life >take my deck and shuffle it for no reason >opponent looks confused >place my deck back down in front of him >as intended, he cuts it >as soon as he does this I call over a judge >I win by dq >mixed feelings >found out later this tactic has been used before
I felt bad but I was also happy I won a game.
Landon Morris
Wait what? Why did you got the victory?
Nathan Flores
He tricked his opponent into breaking the rules and then called a judge to complain.
Owen Gray
Because of the "Made Up Shit That Didn't Happen" clause of the "Shitposting" rule.
Hunter Lee
? One is allowed to shuffle whenever he wants but the opponent cannot cut in response?
Jonathan Thomas
>One is allowed to shuffle whenever he wants No, they both did illegal actions, however; it really depends on how a judge is presented with the situation and it is likely that the other player was too confused about the error to defend himself since his opponent was tricking him.
Elijah Rogers
No one did anything because the whole story is made up bullshit.
William White
This particular user may not have done it but the trick has been done before.
Mason Evans
>thought in lieu of meant as well as, not instead of >friend said he was pretty sure it meant in favour of >game store owner didn't have a clue >other player let me have my way
Eldar Falcons mad OP with this mistake; but why would you chuck a French word into a book written in English.
We were both ~15 years old.
Brayden Russell
What kind of retarded shithole do you live in where people are that uneducated they don't know what "in lieu of" means?
And I'm not even going to touch how fucking stupid your "chuck a French word into a book written in English" comment is, you fucking uneducated piece of shit.
John Lewis
I learnt to palm cards playing Munchkin. I would palm them and move them round so I had more than I was supposed to. I got real good at it too.
William Hill
>fucking uneducated piece of shit
You can't possibly be this mad over what I said. Who hurt you?
John Morris
Poor show, user. Nevermind not knowing French, but the syntax itself points at "instead of" rather than "in addition to".
Robert Miller
Your failure.
It's physically painful.
Luke Torres
To be fair, the phrase "in lieu of" has been part of the basic English lexicon since at least the 13th century.
Lucas Morris
>Playing at a local Mtg tournament >been losing all day >haven't won a single match >feel really angry and frustrated >suddenly get an idea >at my last match >as expected I am getting beat, not by much but I am almost out of life >take off my pants and start pouring coffee into my ass >opponent looks confused >place my ass in front of him >as intended, he sucks the coffee out >as soon as he does this I call over a judge >I win by dq >mixed feelings >found out later this tactic has been used before
I felt bad but I was also happy I won a game.
Isaiah Ortiz
Lel you are a triggered faggot :D enjoy your petty, faggoty existence
Parker Reed
Ah, the infamous Ass-presso stratagem.
Cameron Reyes
Have a (you).
Jayden Ramirez
I'd wager you'd make equally stupid mistakes in the lab.
True, and my bad for not knowing it.
Jacob Myers
You sperg too hard to be sincere
Michael Mitchell
Munchkin shouldn't count since it pretty much encourages cheating.
Austin Thompson
We should all be so angry at such a failure of the education system, to be honest.
Not since the authors randomly decided it didn't.
Oliver Torres
Welcome to the wonderful world of language, underagefag. Your whole story took place a week ago, didn't it?
Jack Russell
>be me 9 years ago and only a teenager >be playing a game of d&d for the first time >notice one of the other players changing the facing of his die after rolling when he thinks no one is looking >calls the scumbag out for cheating in a game of pretend with dice >get scumbag kicked from the table >mfw I get kick in the nuts by the scumbag for snitching
Nathaniel Ortiz
I'm 22 now. I have learned since, but people here don't seem to get that.
Jason Thompson
One time when I was a wee lad (like 25) my older brother was DMing a game of D&D for my friends and I, and I couldn't roll for shit. The dice hated me that day and I failed literally every single d20 roll.
So I decided to "try a different die" and pulled out a d20 that was bright orange with shitty gold painted numbers, it was impossible to read from any distance but up close.
Suddenly, I couldn't roll below a 15... because I decided to act like a cheating faggot and lied about my rolls.
Honestly? It kind of ruined the fun, so I haven't done anything like that since.
Ryan Sanders
Honestly I'm more bothered by the fact no one else knew, not even the store owner.