NO MORE QUEST #1

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It's a windy night. You're sitting on top of a grassy hill, wind playing with your hair as you take a long, deep breath. The scent of flowers and herbs and onion grass and blood fills your nose, and you feel content. From the current hill you’re standing on top of, this shot could look like a brochure for good ol' Santa Destroya. The wind rushes past you, barreling downwards to the city where the strong devour the weak. It’s a crazy struggle, making you wonder just how the fuck you survived this place. But here on this grassy knoll, it just seems to wind down…

You take one more sniff and speak a loud, "This is real nice..." the wind whistles as if accenting your sentences, "The city lights are always so harsh, but here, under the moon like this... feels good, don't it?" You feel like you’re just speaking to the cameras at this point. Course this ain’t no public access shit, oh no, this network, UAATV, is exclusive. Banana republic dictators, drug lords, mob bosses, the occasional world leader, corporate heads, and of course, other assassins are the only ones with enough dough to subscribe to this exclusive program. The only people here are dead are the camera crew, you, and your opponent.

She’s a buxom beauty, D cup you had to guess, in a playboy bunny outfit with huge fucking clawed rabbit paws. The people they let into these fucking rankings. She does one of those little cute maid poses and does a heart symbol with her rabbit paws. The gap fills into a pink heart, where she lets go and jabs it onto the tip of her finger. She aims the heart at you, and lets an imaginary hammer hit the finger gun. A pink heart shaped beam shoots at you with tremendous speed, speeding at you. You barely manage to roll out of the way, the hard light construct going on for a few more yards before finally dissipating.

And this bitch is only Rank 99.

>What do boyo? (cont.)

>What is your name, and just how the hell are you gonna deal with this?

>Whip out your trusty really rusty Beam Katana, like so many of your heroes, or wait, was it another melee weapon?

>All the other kids with the- NO SHUT UP, just whip out your six shooter and make her reach for the sky! Or wait, was it another gun? Shit, does it have accessories?

>You’ve spent years honing your psychic prowess for this moment. You’ll kill her with a thought till you’re #1.

>Weapons are for PUSSIES, brains are for NERDS, CRUSH HER WITH YOUR MASCLES.

Sup fuckers, new QM here with a brand new quest! Voting will be 10 minutes, and the rolls are best of three d20s!

Any and all criticisms is welcome cause I wanna see this shit go somewhere, and being an idiot I forgot your enemies pic! Here she is!

Now get votin!

>What is your name, and just how the hell are you gonna deal with this?
Johnathan Redstone.

>Whip out your trusty really rusty Beam Katana, like so many of your heroes, or wait, was it another melee weapon?
Specifically, the Gillete Fusion Pro-Glide Five-Bladed Beam Katana. By which I mean the Tsubaki Mk. II. That thing is the tits.

I still believe in this board dammit.

Ignore the shitposter, man.

This looks awesome, but it's clearly on the wrong boards.

Can mods move threads like these to /qst/? I know they can do it for off-topic threads to /trash/ but that might be a special one-off.

You can fuck off, too.

>What is your name, and just how the hell are you gonna deal with this?
Michael Forrester
>Whip out your trusty really rusty Beam Katana, like so many of your heroes, or wait, was it another melee weapon?
Huge, rocket-assisted battleaxe.
/qst/ is still a trial board. Nothing HAS to go there until/unless it becomes permanent.

I mean honestly I considered it but I felt like it'd be swamped and drowned by the hundred of other threads going on... I mean, is that something I should be worried about or...?