List of monsters Veeky Forums has ruined due to creepy fetish bullshit

>Is it of sexual maturity
Try again.

should be emotional maturity. but that's a pretty hard question to answer objectively.

Humans

Seems like a cutie.

This image is so stupid, I must assume that you must be stupid as well for posting it.

Warforged

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We haven't done anything with Thri-Keen in forever

>Veeky Forums ruined

/b/tards and /d/viants routinely dickpost here, and there's literally nothing Veeky Forums can do to stop it since reporting evidently has no effect. But that doesn't mean a single succubus post (LOL "SUCK YOU" GEDDIT???) was started by a legit Veeky Forums player who actually games with friends. Most dickposters quickly reveal themselves as NARPs with no knowledge of player etiquette. Or gaming. Or friends. But they're fucking experts on Rule 34.

Wat do?

Vampires don't eat therefore they don't poop so their anuses are squeaky clean and they probably miss the sensation of pooping you know what I mean?

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>NARP
That's great, never seen it until now but it's 100% true

Havn't seen slutty mindflayers in awhile

Already has a monster girl version

Centarus

Cthulhu

That's more /mlp/'s fault for me
Horse pussy is best pussy

>letting Veeky Forums affect your opinion on anything
>ever

Flumphs are basically flying fleshlights.

Skeletons

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What ever the fuck this thing is

I see spaces for five vaginas and/or dicks.

I actually like to think that the sexual organs for this thing is on the backside (opposite side from the face) and that a male and female will turn their backs to each other, line up, hook up, and then would spin/walk. Simular to two wheels and a axel idea.

Maybe more

Buddy, give up. I'd stick my dick in just about anything, and I bet a lot of other people would too, so stop getting assblasted because someone might want to fuck something.

Try remembering that you've deliberately come to a forumn with the fewest rules of any non-onion site, literally the scum-sucking gutter of the internet, by your own choice and with foreknowledge and stop complaining that the posts you find aren't up to your standards you cancerous reddit scum.

Do ilithids count?

None of those races are ruined for me and if some people posting fetishized versions of them prevents you from enjoying them I feel sorry for you and hope you one day enter the light of not giving a fuck.

Ok but foot position allows for good spin only in one direction, and if you put them back to back they'll have difficulties.

So, would males and females of the species roll in separate directions, or will it be a random gene for direction?

Same here, it must be horrible to be OP.

You spelled "made better" wrong.

I love me a thri kreen waifu.

Yeah, but that causes the majority of humans to be unfuckable until the mid-20's and a significant portion for even longer.

I can't even imagine being such a prudish, weak-willed faggot that I'd let the sexual proclivities of strangers that I'll never meet determine what I enjoy. Like holy shit, OP, how do you possibly get through the day without just crumbling into a gibbering mess of anal anguish thanks to people sexualizing everything constantly?

I don't really see the association between disliking someone masturbating to something and having a "weak will", but unless the OP's totally not made up group is entirely made up of people who spend all their other free time between here, /d/, and /aco/ I really don't think general perception sees half the monster manual as fetish bait (and in that case it was doomed for other reasons)

OP isn't weak-willed faggot because he dislikes masturbation, but rather because he lets fantasies of others to influence his thinking.

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>creepy

I just ignore that whole "emotional maturity" thing because making informed decisions is a meme

>/b/tards and /d/viants routinely dickpost here, and there's literally nothing Veeky Forums can do to stop it since reporting evidently has no effect.
Which rule are they breaking?
If it's porn, reporting deletes it since this is a blue board.
If it's just your feelz, those are not protected by rules.

Buer, one of the 72 pillars of Solomon.

7 vajanjas

this is a summerfag test isn't it?

> and a significant portion for even longer.
Like for the entirety of their life, so they don't taint the genepool with their retardation?

Anything that isn't a brown-haired, brown-eyed, brown-wearing, scruffy, unkempt, white male practising a martial activity on a strict mercenary basis without passion nor interest is Magical Realm.

>ruined goblins
More like improved

Pretty sure that one is supposedly an orc.

->>dat toe ring tho

I AM INTO IT

Next time janitors are being hired I'm in to crusade against smutfags

Kobolds are the damn best thing ever. Fuck, I love me some Kobolds. Pretty sure my kobold folder has almost 1 gig on it of pictures and such.

Haven't seen this sad power fantasies for a while.

But it's winter

I'm actually pretty sure none of them are members of the National Association of Railroad Passengers

Get raped my man

Australia doesn't count.

>making your life goal stopping people having unapproved fun on the internet

dam son

>suck you
Bus?

Reminder that the only way to satisfy the tarrasque sexually is by fucking her into exhaustion and then casting wish to wish her to be sexually satisfied and even then you have a 5% chance of failure.

But you know what Veeky Forums hasn't sexualised yet?

Every single monster that there is. Thanks to that weabooland bastard, kenkou cross, you can find a sexualized version of any creature you can name.

I havent laughed like this in a while, thanks for making me look like an asshat at a workplace

President Theodore Roosevelt?

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Salad guy is correct guy. Don't let Veeky Forums horrible mindset affect you.

Finland?

Artist?

I checked your dubs and no, you are wrong

Please be more specific

Even IF you get off to stories about dragon fucking or slut goblins that does not mean you have to be an autistic degenerate who is incapable of separating his fap time and game time.

Grade A taste user horse pussy truly is best pussy

I just imagine a group of goblin geeks playing a tabletop game, and the players' audible annoyance whenever the goblin GM describes a human female in details.

At least post the monster version.

>worksafe post - BALETED
>tits - relevant4discussion, muh worldbuilding!

tfw Veeky Forums janitors

One of the mods doesn't like greenskins, got a warning the other day for posting a fat orc ass in panties.

If you're homo that's fine, but go do that #proudtobe shit on youtube, not punish us over here who just want to fuck some goblinoids.

I'm sorry user.

The truth inherent in this statement may never be understood in our lifetimes. Nonetheless, we owe it to ourselves to try.

Imagine

>Ruined

It' made for stupid autists, so it's understandable how you see it as such.

I mean, it's made for you.

Implying it's /mlp/s fault.

You're pretty cool, salad guy.

Have Slaads been sexualized?

I'm sorry, but I have to ignore you, because you have forced me to consider you stupid.

Literally bash.org up in here

Get the drawfags in here right now.

Dire wolves?

Floor tiles? Oh wait.

Human nature OP

If something seems scary humans will try to find a way to fuck it

Owlbears?

That's clearly Margaret Thatcher's statblock.

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Nobody's ruined griffons yet, so we've got that going for us.