How do you decide who brings the keg to game night?

>not playing with people who can play well while trashed

>Not him, but the issue isn't the kind of game you play, its the fact that people are utterly trashed.

GM controls the strenghth of the drink a la ancient Greek:

>By the late sixth century B.C., there was an established repertoire of symposium vessels that included wine coolers, jugs, various drinking cups, and mixing vessels, many of which were decorated with scenes of drinking parties or of Dionysos and his followers (31.11.11). Water was mixed with wine in a large central krater to a strength determined by the symposiarch (master of ceremonies). The mixture, usually three or four parts water to one part wine, was served by slave boys who filled pitchers from the krater and poured the drink into each participant’s cup (1993.11.5).

No one gets thrashed unless it is called for.

>getting trashed on beer
No excuse unless they are native american or maybe east asian

>implying all beer is Budlite
Hell, you can even get trashed on Budlite if you start before noon.

> keg
> singular

Fucking collage kids that think they can drink.

Or possibly Jew levels of cheap

It was 2003. We were playing either 3.5 or wod.

Drunk GM can't focus on running the campaign.

Play maybe, GM, not so much.

Neat idea for drinking while RPG.

It wasn't beer in our case, it was dark rum. I didn't find beer I didn't hate until I was 24.

Y'all really stretching. You're going to pop your arm out of the socket like this. You're going to fall over like this. You're going to forget what it was like, in your old life, when you weren't reaching so far all the time. Who was that person? What were their dreams? Did they have standards at all?

>le ebins alcohol ruins your life meme

There it goes. Reached too far, and now you'll never play football again.

That would imply I ever played football in the first place, you dumb piece of shit.

No one brings the keg because none of us really like alcohol enough to bring an entire keg, it's a rare occasion anyone even has any alcohol when we play.

What the fuck am I reading?

Pssht nothing personal, drink responsibly kid?

I am the greatest drunk DM in existence, ask me anything bitches, hell i'm drunk now

We have 14% craft beers here in Colorado, they even sell cases of 14 tallboys (20oz).

That's like a six pack in a can

Even at 14% there should be plenty of time to realize your making a huge mistake by drinking more

>getting trashed
>a mistake
Not until the morning after.

Who the fuck drinks an entire keg in one session? Do you have 30 people in your group?

>you'll never play football again.

Can I have that in writing please?

>you'll never play football again.
>this is somehow a bad thing

>Doing things you regret while trashed
I have literally never done anything I regretted while trashed.

Once I regretted getting trashed though. Drank so much I was sick for days.

Good for you you special fucking snowflake

You sound fun.

Neat.

woah, that's a big girl

>It's easy to talk to action figures.

They grow them big in Russia.

For you

We don't drink.

For me.

...

What would happen if I tapped her keg?

There is no keg. We will game sober, or we will get drunk and do something else tonight.

Drunk gaming only works if it's like 4am and everybody's running on nosleep..

Normal drunk is for Cards Against Humanity, or Bad Movie Night.

Someone explain the appeal of beer. It honestly tastes like crap to me so I avoid it.

No questions, just another drunk DM giving you approval. You're in good company amigo.

>explain to me why some people like something I don't like

We are more for scotch and rum at my table. The issue is with beer is that we have different taste in beer around the table.

Drinking during a game distracts you and leads to making decisions you will regret later.

>buying a keg for game night
buy a case or two of beer like a functioning human being you alcoholic.

>A keg
>between like 5 people
>EVERY SESSION
HOW IN THE FUCK

We don't drink beer when we play. Depending on the game, we'll drink whiskey or liquor, but that usually happens when we're playing a mafia style game, or something of that nature.

I brought a bottle of jagermeister to a larp game i was helping to staff. It was a week in the middle of no where and it was the only way i got through it emotionally.

Dorfs.

No, it's just a small keg.

We don't drink though I've shared mead with my oldest group before.

And I guess I sometimes showed up drunk from drinking whisky alone on my bedroom floor laying next to my laptop when I was going through that stage of my life.

We normally just have snack foods.

Of which I refuse to partake in any more because for the first time in my life I have noticeable bodyfat (I'm really lean naturally I've just been comfort eating due to my anxiety).

My gm and a few other party members drink while we play.
One other guy in ny group mixes rum and baha blast mountain dew, my gm drinks a fuckton of coke and jack, and I drink bourbon.
Something about getting shitfaced and stealing griffon eggs in 5e to raise as mounts at 3am seems like a fun way to spend a Saturday and (mostly) Sunday morning.

The one who forgot to bring an anvil to the Cinema last time has to bring the keg.