He walks up to you in a tavern and slaps your girlfriend's ass

>He walks up to you in a tavern and slaps your girlfriend's ass
>Then slaps your ass
>He smells like a new leather jacket

What do you do, Veeky Forums?

Threesome.

I wonder why this hypothetical fictional beast is in a bar slapping my ass

This, please.

Slap his ass. Smile, laugh, become buddies and make him join the party.

make a new leather jacket. He already has the smell.

>He agrees
>But you have to be in the middle

>lay back and think of the empire

>implying I don't want to be

enjoy your wheelchair and/or your coffin

>implying I don't have a healer handy that can fix either

Can you fix the emotional scars of having to lick a minotaur ass?

now, now, just being in the middle doesn't yet imply who's doing penetrating whom. there's entirely survivable configurations in this sex puzzle

Such as?

all these fags, and only one true leather jacket fan.

I teleport behind him and use my katana to slice him into a leather trench coat.

then I say "Psssh nothin personel kid"

Looks like a job for our psychic

user, this is a blue board and not suitable for this kind of discussion. Use your imagination instead~!

I CAST FIST

RIP AND TEAR!!!

Cast Control Magic, pump him full of level-up counters and win.

>Veeky Forums
>imagination

Are you high

user are you really that fucking stupid

kinky

Obviously she's pegging the Minotaur between your legs with a Minotaur-scale dildo. Meanwhile, you're grinding up between his ass cheeks and enjoying the luxurious fur.

Slap his ass with a heavy dose of fireball

Okay that's a hilarious drawing

And/or she's reaching around to the bull cock.

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!"
>slaughter.gif

Slap his ass. It appears this is how he says hello.

Bra-fucking-vo user.

>"do you want me to leave"