What the hell is the purpose of this thing?

What the hell is the purpose of this thing?

Some clergymen choose a tall hat to look impressive, he choose a tall chair

Walk around and give judgement

If you can't tell by looking it probably can't be explained.

Yo dawg! I heard you like sitting in judgement on thrones. So we added a throne you your mech so you can judge while you purge.

Well, most wheelchairs have trouble getting up stairs reliably, this solves that very specific hurdle to battle (probably).

rule of cool

trve kvlt

Well it's certainly not to purchase sandpaper cigarettes, that's for sure.

To sell models.

Makes sense.
Do you think it also has a built in toilet?
That was always my dream as a kid you know, to have a mobile toilet, so I could move around the house while I was taking a shit.

I wonder if the paper ever gets caught on things when it walks around.

BE QUIET, DOMINIQUE!

He's armchair military

>Build a toilet into your mobile battle throne
>Shit while you hold court
>Shit while you do your sermons
>Shit while you kill heretics
>Flamers and incense burners take care of the smell
>You have a dedicated servitor just to wipe your ass for you, and a servo skull for TP
Truly the Ministorum is the comfiest of His Holy Adepta.

God damnit let me buy my sandpaper cigarettes!

...

>Be a High Confessor
>Listening to the ramblings and excuses of a heretic I'm going to execute anyways
>Feel the big one hit me
>Oh my Emperor give me strength!
>Face visably contorts with pain letting out the a big one
>May as well have dropped a hive tyrant
> once my senses return to me I'm overcome with the after shit euphoria

"I didn't listen to a word you said anyways, you get the stake and the flame, hope the Emperor can forgive you because I sure as hell won't. NEXT!"

>Make a mental note to bang the nun for those awesome tacos even they go down like krak grenades

How else is he supposed to get in sword-hitting range? Walk like a pleb?

Old Man strength without the heresy.

G.R.R.Martin pls go and stay go.