Your current character must defeat Godzilla

PS2 or 3 is my guess

Roland emmerich please leave

What if I am foreverGM?

Turn your entire setting against him. It'd probably be a fair fight.

>Level 2 paladin with non-magical longsword, shield
Ha, no.
But that doesn't mean he'll give up.

Please commit suicide

I will charge on it until my Threatened area enters his Occupied area and makes attack on him, as long as the roll of a d20 added to my attack bonuses are equal or superior to his AC rating, I will damage him ! Plus, I'm specced in spiked chain and tripping, so I will trip him with my spiked chain, this is the perfect build, that will do the work.

>If your attack succeeds, make a Strength check opposed by the defender’s Dexterity or Strength check (whichever ability score has the higher modifier). A combatant gets a +4 bonus for every size category he is larger than Medium or a –4 penalty for every size category he is smaller than Medium.

good luck with that

But it's the perfect build !

>level 6 Necromancer with a Magic Missile wand, a magic bag filled with 3 corpses worth of bones, 3 machetes and the ability to create several dozen kilogram of bones with its magic

I have a pretty bad feeling sbout this fight.

Fighter lvl8

I climb on it's back and tickle him with my dragonslayer.

Too bad hes not a dragon

>Ex-BoS Explosives expert.
Lessee, approaching it's a no-go, because Rads.
So Mini-nuke.
Wait, did that just FEED IT?!
Fuck.
Maybe I can at least draw it away from our outpost...
Gotta go wake our Glowing Vertibird Pilot up, We're going fishing for warheads.

>level 16 3.P wizard
>Vs godzilla
Hahaha

>Gamma World

Let's see, Electric Raygun?
>Might give it a bit of a burn.
EMP Pistol?
>Does it have an artificial heart?
Mostly damaged Martian Heat Ray?
>Maybe if it was still in good condition. Now it can barely light flash paper most the time.
Two atomic cell batteries?
>If they're rigged to detonate and she could stuff them up it's nostrils, maybe.
>Probably not.

>Largely Home-brewed Superheros

Yes. Force fields that can take pretty much anything short of a several megatons of force Or rare, exotic materials that are frightfully common and an energy ray that can level skyscrapers, she's got this.

Honestly, considering our power levels at this point, I'm surprised we haven't fought any Kaiju yet.

>Pathfinder

Fight? Fuck that for a joke. I'll just swim away from the city. Out deep into the far ocea- Fuck! How can something like that even fucking swim in the first place?!

So you have a forcefield that can't stand up to his atomic breath, and a generic beam attack resembling his atomic breath.

You know Godzilla has fought Mechagodzilla and Space Godzilla, right?

Who do you think you're fighting, Anguirus?

The atomic batteries might actually be what he's after on the Gamma World char. That said, Godzilla might be able to bust a forcefield barely with his fire breath, and the laser could let you hurt him, but everything he fights has those.

>Godzilla in future where human sized robots with superpowers are the pcs, and I am DM.
Well, things would get interesting very fast, at least. They win or lose, I win!

That sounds like it would be too fun.

>Star Wars
>heavy guns
>armour with built-in comlink he can use to call in a turbolaser strike from his ship
Probably? It'll be close. Even someone as hard as him is going to struggle against something this terrifyingly powerful. You don't fuck around with a force of nature

>Wild West nWerewolf
>Not even all that strong, relies on guns mostly
>Used to be a marshal before being driven out, trying to understand what he is now
He's fucked

AD&D level 40 rogue with a few artifacts. Sounds cool. Is godzilla immune to backstabs?

Not immune, but he has doubled DR from his thick spinal ridge.
Also, while charging his breath weapon and for 1+1d4 rounds after firing, his spinal ridge is charged with energy that does 12d6 lightning and 2d6 radiant damage to an attacker on a backstab attempt.

"I'm gonna grapple it."
>rolls a nat 1
>"You gently hug it's toe."

You are going to get laser'd
If that fails just call for bombers to drop cruise missiles at it

My current character has recently become the Oh-God of Perversion.

So he would probably try to fuck it.

Probably successfully too.

>why the hell do they call them clips
I'm sorry, is there a proper term for laser gun energy packs, /k/?

In my L7 cleric's religion they believe the Tarrasque is basically what their god has at the ready as a reset button, so it's not exactly about if they succeed so much as if they fail by trying to fight Godzilla or by accepting it as God's will for everything to get fucked and lying down and taking it or what.

no.

>people who aren't playing Exalted or something with similar powerlevels thinking they have a prayer

I came here to laugh at you.

This is such an important question that it's almost painful you didn't specify in your OP.

Here's a chart. Pick one.

Also, the one from the first American made movie was on the smaller side of the chart, probably no bigger than the second or third from the end.

Even if it was fucking Zilla I'd still be fucked.

Nothing much a 1 legged dwarf with a crossbow from a low fantasy setting can do against any version of Big G.

Even youngest version of Minilla would give me trouble.

Pretty sure I could take Godzooky though.

My only hope is that Judge Gamera shows up to save me.

We have a nanite bomb.

We just started a campaign and it isn't Exalted, so my only hope is to befriend the fuck out of him.
Or I just try to survive until the plot decide it's the end of his movie and he goes to sleep or away because whatever.

>level 1 dragonborn cleric of Obad-Hai

Wait... wait... I have Speak with Animals.

Guys... This just might work. Godzilla's misunderstood and angry right? Maybe if I can speak Godzilla-ese, we have a chance at survival.

heh

>R7 DW Forge Master with so many cybernetics and archaeotech it's not even funny.

Gimme those damn Phosphex bombs. That'll teach the scaly bitch. Maybe the Volikite as well, I have a thing for those martian deffrays.

If it's bigger than Zilla or maybe the purple one from then get the plane, bombard it with absolutely everything. Even orbital strikes.

So... do you actually think that would work? Godzilla survived a black hole.

Well my current character is one from MAID, so... yeah, it's entirely possible. Anything can happen in MAID. I might even just befriend Godzilla and/or transform him into something else. Maybe I could even convince him to work for the Master. 5 affection could do the trick, right?

Magic Girl
She's not going to be able to beat Gojira, not even scratch it.

But she can call up all the other Magical Girls in the world, and even though most hate her or are afraid of her and her friends, everyone will come together for this one.

Including the awakening Goddess of Magical Girls.

Pic practically related.

Batteries.

>Level 4 devotion paladin, no magic weapons or armour

She can absolutely do it. Heroes never yield, good never dies.

No one can really beat godzilla unless they are also a giant monster or have an oxygen destroyer except Charles Barkley.

Since it's bloodbrew, he'd get shredded pretty quickly

>Pretty sure I could take Godzooky though.
That's not much of a boast.
Well, both Big G and Obad-Hai are TN, so it might work.
See , the movie is Godzilla vs Megaguirus.
Nanites MIGHT work, if they can survive his superheated blood.
This motherfucker gets it.

What are godzilla's stats in shadowrun?
I can't properly answer the question unless I know.

>Level 18 Half Orc Ranger
What are the odds of Handle Animal working on him?
>Standing against a force of nature

This isn't some evil being user. The gutsy hero approach may always work against a lich, but that doesn't mean it'll also work on a hurricane.

How the fuck does that work? That's One Punch levels of physics breaking, only not meant as a joke. To escape a black hole you need to not only move faster then C, and survive matter coming at you at C, but also be moving Past-word fourth dimensionally.

Well see the man dressed up in the godzilla suit pretended to fall into the black hole

Then using really bad green screens they made him spin around. After that, knowing how godzilla usually works, he probably shot nuclear energy out of his asshole and simply floated out.

What version of Godzilla? There's numerous canon versions of Godzilla that vary in power. Original Goji? Showa? Final Wars? Legendary Goji? Comic Goji?

If it's destroying cities and taking countless innocent lives, it's a force of evil. Even if it doesn't have the wherewithal to actually make moral decisions, that doesn't make the wilful destruction of a city not-evil.

Godzilla is typically punishing mankind for their sins. In one movie he literally is divine punishment for Japan for forgetting their crimes in WWII.

>Standing against a force of nature
>nuclear monster

user, Godzilla is a man-made walking disaster. The Atomic Age is writ large in Godzilla's image and his creation was directly tied to the Japanese making sense of the atomic bombings, and was one of the new images heralded in by the coming of Japan's nuclear narrative.

However, most of the other monsters represent some savage force of nature, while Mothra specifically represents nature as a whole, and dislikes anything fucking it up, including Godzilla.

>My high level Werewolf: The Forsaken character

While he might have a decent chance in a straight up confrontation (well, as straight up as you can get with a master Irraka) he'd probably just call in some favors with high level spirits to fuck with Godzilla, either possess him/fuck with Zilla's spirit or manifest in the physical realm to push his shit in.

This is all assuming Godzilla is attacking in the World of Darkness, where his gifts and abilities still work.

If this is comic Godzilla, this won't work. Comic Godzilla really puts the GOD in Godzilla, and he went full doomguy on hell itself and destroyed it. Plus it blows up planets.

Yeah, unfortunately OP never specified.

>Powerful 233 karma shaman with a wolverine totem with no more fucks to give
>Also an accomplished chef who maintains a popular cooking blog, often featuring unusual preparations of game animals and awakened critters as fine dining

Don't know if he could take Godzilla, but if he could, he'd at least get some kickass burgers out of the job.

>an earthquake is a force of evil
>nature is a force of evil
>kills innocents and dones't give a fuck

What if you made a wereGodzilla...?

>The stuff he has on him right at this goddamn moment
No, doubt a 12 gauge will be able to do jack shit against a Kaiju, explosive shells or no.

>Things my character could build/acquire through contacts or has stored in his super secret basement?
Definitely, my character is just as strong as any other normal human in a fight, but given enough time and information can build just the right bullet to hit just the right spot in anything.

>Smite evil
>on what?
>The earthquake. Duh.

Ahahahaha not if the setting is Exalted. Godzilla would have to fucking get in line there.

Probably equivalent to an elder dragon's physical stats or better.

>You can't, that doesn't make sense. Where would you hit the earthquake even? The leg? The-
>I crit.
>Oh. Well the paladin slams his hammer down as the waves of turbulent earth hit. A cone of solid ground behind his weapon stays steady even as great scarps rise and fall around it. The party is safe from the event, except the Halfling across the street. We'll get to your saves later.

Well, I'm the GM, but I'm prepping now for a Mecha vs Kaiju campaign so.... my player's characters might not fair so well since Godzilla is probably a much stronger kaiju than they're going to be capable of fighting for a while.

And yet in his last movie outing, Big G killed FAR less civvies than Supes did in Man of Steel.

tohokingdom.com/articles/2002-10-09_d20_toho_game.html#gods

What if Godzilla is my character's god?

No, but hopefully she has the common sense to fly away before she gets splattered.

...is 19 Chr. enough to convince Godzilla not to fight?

Current? Pretty sure none of the characters I've made or will make will be capable of defeating Gozilla.

Depends on your music skill. Alternately, if you have high music and dance, you could always try summoning Mothra.

Why are you so mean to me?

Well, as long as I can cling to the back of his head or something, I can just continually drain his spirit energy. He's gotta run out eventually, right?

short answer: no
long answer: nope

>Arcane Unarmed Swordsage 13/Swiftblade 10/Master of Nine 5/Warblade 2/Exotic Weapon Master 2

Pff, bring an army.

>Normal human
>No cyberware
>No weapons
>Muay Thai seems ineffective against dinosaurs
He'll do what he's always done. Run away and find someone tougher to solve his problems for him.

Not a player.

I am pretty sure the Bodhisattva Anointed By Dark Water would be able to take it down without too much effort.

My character could restrain him...
Are large pointy stones going to penetrate through its scales?

Not as in a literal force of nature, that's only with the newest Goji. Whatever the version it's always the same in regards to the fact that he's pretty much an unstoppable thing that you either get out of the path of or get flattened by.

That's old school godzilla, more recent versions portray him like a grumpy old veteran that gets up to slap the shit of whatever punk decides they want to get uppity, be they human, monster, or alien. Goji may be the closest thing to CN.

DtD.
I have a spelljammer. Orbital bombardment says "maybe".
No spelljammer allowed? Nope, we're fucked.

>WFRP Ratcatcher

Uhh, no

I'm a level 4 sword-and-board paladin

Fuck no.

If it were my hero from ICONS, I'd be able to beat him.

Unfortunately, my last character is my thief. He says "fuck this" under his breath, and heads to another town, further away from the ocean.

My current character is a Rogue Trader.

So, obviously we all know what my character would do.

>Can they do it?
Unknown Armies thanatomancer. She has a grip of charges, but I doubt Godzilla would even flinch if she blasted it with everything she has.

So no.

>Evangelion pilot with powerful AT field manipulating abilities, chainaxe, and a positron cannon.

Is Godzilla weaker than an angel? If so, handedly defeated

If not, it'll be a close fight

My character turns into a world eating dragon so probably

No. My current character could not hang with any variant of Godzilla. It would be a stomp, and in the most literal sense.

Nope. Mad Max game. I do too think he could even touch him.

Fuck no. Level 5 PF wizard. He gets himself and any buddies currently standing next to him out of the are with his emergency dimension door scroll, shrugs, looks guilty, and says that Big G now rules the region and they should find something less suicidal to do.

You have never seen a godzilla movie. The military never defeats godzilla

...

I think that is why he brought up his lack of affiliation with any form of army, there.