Hey Veeky Forums I'm playing a 3.5e bard, I need to pick an instrument, can you help me...

Hey Veeky Forums I'm playing a 3.5e bard, I need to pick an instrument, can you help me? I don't want to use a normie ukulele.

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Bagpipes

how about you play the skin flute, fag

First post best post.

hurdy-gurdy
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It does seem like a nice choice, but I gotta know if there's any other instruments I haven't though of that would be amazing

play the synthesizer and wear cool shades like the pic and also a shiny silver suit jacket

Hammered dulcimer, so you can say I'm hammered and so is my dulcimer

Instrument related puns are almost needed, but I don't want something that has to be set-up, and it looks like that needs a table or fold-able legs.

Let nobody doubt your involvement.

Stumpf Fiddle
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GM gave me the go for playing synth, but I'd prefer Beowulf over Pet shop Boys

A true skald needs only his voice to inspire others with tales of gods and heroes.

Play a good ol' banjo

If not that, pick a fiddle, a very dramatic weapon

The Hurdy-Gurdy is the way to go

Also a wagon pulled pipe organ is pretty solid as well

You can just use your voice you know.

Flutes are always cool

War Drums.

HURDY GURDY
ALL DAY
EVERY DAY

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Alright, at this point in time I'm split evenly between the Stumpf Fiddle and Synthesizer and need to choose one of them.
The GM and a friend want me to do Van Halen
but I feel like I gotta go around playing bluegrass with Jiffy Pop on a stick.

thistbqhfam

Thus spake the wise elders

O shit if I can get a second character to play the Hurdy Gurdy I would do that in an instant