The rogue's mom joins the party

>the rogue's mom joins the party

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In all honesty, if it stops that little shit stealing everything that isn't bolted down, and some of that which is, I'm all for it.

>she's a whore just like you called it

>she's actually a really, really good whore

>she's a whore with a heart of gold

>the BBEG's mom joins the party
>elf cougar

Picked her up after a she led a failed raid on us and lived. Now she drapes herself around the party face who has issued an honor duel challenge to said Evil Dude with the understanding that he is "an absolute ass for them."


>errybody scared of the ten millennia old elf chick who oozes elegance and sensuality and whatnot.

Not as cool as you might think when you understand the bitch eats pain once a week to live. "In love" my ass.

Really makes you think.

Is that you Frank Miller?

Is she an unredeemed succubus?

>The BBEG's mom joins the party.

>half-orc rogue
>mom is a mind-broken empty-eyed sex slave to an orc
>won't stop begging the party for more cock

>Not making the Rogue's mother an overbearing bitch of a fighter who constantly rags on her son and straight up calls him a pussy for back stabbing rather than facing a foe head-on
>Not making her ludicrously overpowered and capable of steamrolling the party and nearly any threat with ease but refusing to help under the excuse of it being "a learning experience" for her son
>Not having her genuinely love her son while believing what she's doing is in his best interests

You've been in the magical realm too long user, it's time to come out of the piss forest.

>Half-orc rogue
>Not making her an orc raider who raped a villager to have him
>Or a human villager who raped an orc warrior to have him

Mind broken sex slaves won't be begging for more dick, user.

If anything it will get awkward because she offers sex as a way to say "thank you," or because she simply thinks that is what's expected of her.

>the rogue's mom joins the party

>not "the paladin's mom joins the party"

one job

My group currently has a milf Bard and her Half-elf son in the same party. The two players planned this out beforehand.

It's not even fetishy. They just thought it would be neat to have related characters

Would you tap dat?

I wood

>elf
>eats pain to live

What setting are you playing in where elves have a diet like fucking dark eldar?

>milf bard
>varies between trying to bang everything that moves and set her son up with them
>"Moooom, stop hitting on the vampire countess"
>"But honey, i was jut trying to find you a nice girl to settle down with, the adventuring life' not for everyone, you know"
>"She's tried to have me assassinated like 5 times!"

>the elderly, good aligned witch's mom joins the party
>is an evil lich that looks younger than her daughter

I have a really bad memory of when a dm tried to make the bbeg rape the party wizards mom while the wizard is forced to watch

Leave the empty /tv/ memes on /tv/, how about?

There's no gold there

i thought that was a /pol/ meme?

Is there a meaningful difference?

yeah magical realm can fuck things up pretty quickly

>local rogue wants to be edgy but his mom won't let him

It's a meme that was forced on /pol/ one day by spambots. Pretty fucking awful.

As long as there's no horse fucking involved.

>Leave the empty /tv/ memes on /tv/, how about?
What did he mean by this?

Huh?

>she offers everyone in the party some rogue training

>It's a "post shitty memes" episode
it ain't me
where are my crab legs
why can't I buy falcon repellent at the popcorn desk?
these showers aren't even comfortable

A while back, someone had a That Guy story of the rogue character forcing his IC mother, a literal whore, to have sex with his horse.

It was disturbing to read, so here you go
archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/34797303/#34799436

Could be a Rogue Trader game, or a setting with a Dark Elf analogue that eats pain like Dark Eldar, or she's got some crazy pain-vampire powers in that way-too curvy to be pushing on a millennium body.

>disturbing
>not hot

>the paladin's mom joins the party
>constantly tries to beat more not!jesus into him
>ropes the entire party into morning prayers, keeping the wizard from preparing his spells and the monk from meditating
>insists that they can't take items from the dead, and any gold has to be given to the next church they find

>the cop's mom joins the party.

They're a Dark Eldar.

The Rogue Trader in question is "man who astounds with his capacity to fuck up every time."

>The Rogue Trader's Mom lives on the ship

>the Decker's Mom joins the shadowrunners
>everyone's porn is found and deleted
>everyone gets all their naughty sites blocked

I'm ashamed to admit, but her voice gave me like a boner.

> no internet after 11 pm

>rigger makes the dumb troll cry because he wanted to use his rigs
>they all get taken away by deckermom
>"if you aren't going to share your toys, they're going to be mine"

Our party's rogue is secretly the princess in disguise.
Her mother joining is either because she put two and two and worked out what her daughter was doing all this time and wanted to join in, she's come to the same conclusion as her daughter and wants to aid her kingdom behind her brother, the Lord Steward's back or that she shares her daughters wanderlust and wanted some fun.

Either way, our genera savvy fighter, the princess's hand maid come bodyguard, will be even more stressed keeping everyone safe, Cleric will be bewildered, wondering who the next royal will be and my paladin is going to breakdown into laughter.