CYOA Thread

>those clipping issues
SDA why bother replying to me? Those clipping issues are so obvious it actually hurts

Dick status: muh

I am actually have a rough draft for a cyoa to be due in about a week (though that might change, hopefully not). However, I am also working on another rough draft to be completed over the weekend, as well as several revisions of other cyoas, Including the energy cyoa.

With that said, they are all in pdf format right now, but will hopefully be made into an image file soon enough.

Anyone know when box is going to finish DEUS VULT Academy?

Neopolitan is a bless upon the world.
not ours sadly

my questions three...
1.) how does penmanship and mathmatical genius work with Runes? or Alchemist with body skills, surgeon or green thumb? (assuming we even get some alchemicals from plants and not also rocks, animals, abstract thoughts)

2.)Ubermench and self aware seem kinda conflicting? i mean they both allow you to build a better you but still...

3.) covenant/whatever perks vs. normal bought traits, are *special* traits given to you by outside sources more powerful than standard traits or what? fore example with question 2, is self aware worse then ubermench? surgery + mechanical adept worse than (or better) than the post/ex/meta human perk?

best ice cream

I await yours.

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I've seen this one enough to know that the right answer is ringing all of them.

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People seem to forget that you're FORCED to have that boy as your bf

You're not. He's a guaranteed true love, but you can walk away from him and hope you find another true love through the regular dismal means.

I would like one set of her hips, please.
I never knew that "showing off a tiny bit of her sides" could be that hot

No the right answer is to ring all of them but the Egyptian cat bells.

I made a new (short) thing.

>Morality
If I'm reading this right, then remove the concept of using yours powers to affect other people without their consent
>Volatile
Gonna either kill fatties with adrenaline/insulin and leptin (or is it ghrelin?) or help them lose weight. Might use prolactin (?) to have girls lactate in public.
Dopamine and serotonin should be hormones, too, so I'll probably end up making everyone feel amazing in my presence, like that user who used nicotine patches on his ex girlfriend whenever they fucked.

>strife makes lucifer a little fedora wearing.

bwhahahaha

Unbreak, too much potential with the reversal of actions.

emotion: boredom.

If you take the deal, wouldn't it be best to always choose to have your soul marked, no matter how good you are? You're better than even going to hell regardless of how good you are, what with making a deal with the devil and all.

Wait I fucked up, that should be leptin and glucagon, not insulin. Glucagon to spend energy that you have, leptin to make you satiated.
It sucks that the effect is only active for an hour after they leave your AoE, since a few hours is nothing when TE the hormone's effect has to do with transcriptional factors.
That, and you can't make it permanent, so none of the fun stuff. There's not enough time to change how a person thinks or how their body looks

Activate;
Emotion: take my anger.

Taking small amounts of money at ATMs from bank accounts of youtubers who make money of clickbait videos to pay for living expenses, make all bombs in terrorist camps go off, invest in solar panels and get free electricity (if the powers go that far), just get a low-profile job, live a fun life, rig casinos around the world if I need money.

It's possible there could be a limbo/purgatory situation available as long as you don't do too much evil.

Highlander's pretty much said in past threads that any Traveller can achieve absurdly high levels of power and threat level, and most probably will. What matters in the end is most likely creativity and flexibility. Basically how hard you can cheat determines how powerful you are or are perceived to be.

Anyone got a collection of urban fantasy cyoa?

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>Volatile
>Morality: Killing

Health at any size meetings, here I come.
Doing this for you, Veeky Forums, you natty bastards.

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>Loli-Poli
>breast feeding
You just had to ruin it, didn't you?
Well, the others are pretty bad, so
>Loli-Poli
>Trap
>Golden voice
>Pretty eyes
>Magic touch
I'd have loved a 1 pt option so I could get a 9" and be bigger than everyone else in the showers etc., but a 12" seems too big on a little schoolboy trap
And of course ways to get more points, more information on my relation with her

No need to be mad. It really isn't all it's cut out to be:/

so what should we call the user that ripped on most CYOA authors while masturbating to Beri?

honest

Box is kill

The Jacking Ripper?

Did he hit too close to home for you?

Fap the Ripper.

I wouldn't have minded if he didn't suck Beri's dick so much.

They made valid points. I'm surprised they didn't mention how horrible i am with stats.

Truthful.

Volatile
Morality: Experimenting on people without consent

Gonna find a stop-gap measure for immortality, and piggyback off of it until someone smarter than me figures out true immortality.

Don't get too salty about the truth. Maybe one day you will make something even half as good.

A wise sage.

honest. as said by we agree. Beri is god tier. He just is anti-autistic, he doesn't hate, annoy, get angry and always aims to please but in a way that doesn't make him a sub.

That's real easy for you to say……

Honestly I'm not that salty I just think he went overboard with praising Beri.

Like geez that was the mother of all headpats.

Men are the best gender physically speaking. Generally they're stronger, and they don't have to worry about childbirth, pregnancy, or periods.

He has a favorite author or just like how he behaves over all, if he complimented everyone it wouldn't sound as authentic, I suppose.

But girls are cute and pure.

I guess.

I'm kind of wondering why he called Qeuitanon a pretentious Islamic bastard though.

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What CYOA you make? I'll give you some god damn head pats. Unless it's shit.
To be fair he is pretty pretentious.

yeah but let's be serious, fuck that right? men (not all) want to feel what its like to be a female and vice versa.

I could go on and on about the benefits from both sides getting the chance to switch but the point is: Its annoying to be limited to one human form when their are many.

I'll never be black or a female or hell, religious or gay or a lesbian or swedish. To never have experienced the other side's is a pain in the rear.

(posted without the stupid name this time)

lets call that a personal relationship and leave it there.

Because that's what he is.

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You must really like that CYOA to save it three times in a row, friend.

I didn't make any CYOAs.

Then no head pats for you, you undeserving of head pats punk.

Yeah but guys aren't cute.

Probably because he touches more "pretentious" themes, like, upcoming Urban Fantasy forces you to pay if you want a painless death, Quiet CYOA had all that mystery.

And he does talk about Islam and Allah more than he needs to, but that's no crime and 40% of the thread is talk that doesn't concern CYOAs.

I made this terrible CYOA. Do I get headpats now?

Men are the best gender sexually speaking too, user. Nothing more comforting than a man's cock in you or his ass around you.

Are you gay or something?

yes, because it accurately describes an important decision we all make day to day.

it's like you took part of my soul that occurs at 8pm-6am and made it into an image.

what will i choose? for even i know not.

Babies? no head pats/10 it's shit, would not give headpats for.
On the other hand my wonderful anonymous friend, it did remind me I haven't slept in a really long time. Keep on shining you crazy diamond.

4AM here. Not having too much of an adventure.
but you deserve it

but that's not cute, user. I want to be cute

Hell /cyoag/. I'm in cali now. On vacation. So nothing new for a while.

But here, have Mage's Familiar.

wikihow.com/Crossdress

ask and thou shall receive.

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Enjoy the sweltering desert heat.

>Hell /cyoag/.
>Hell

Well I mean, maybe sometimes, depending on what's up.

i like to think that the big demographic of posters that are so fond of penises on /cyoa/ are actually cute girls

Basically.

I'm going to miss Seattle.

So, let's say i kill my master in "accident". Do i cease to be?

No.

It's there on page one, once you're released from service (one way or another), you age like a regular critter of your kind. Or, in the case of some improved familiars, last until wear and tear breaks you down.

that won't work, user… I don't look feminine in the slightest.
I just want to be cute, man, and passable

Does anyone have the archive of reactions to author cyoa?

then do it faggot. It ain't easy of course but if you wanna, find a way. Live your dreams, even if their crazy or stupid or fetishy.

Hell man, i was willing to become an engineer just to make tech i wanted.

you re-did the beggining and i never payed attention. huh.

did that many author's react to it? I know i, ren, the scientist saw it and were like "hmm, cool." Well except ren. he was like "awwwww hell yes."

You'd be wrong.

>I want to be a gril so I can be cute!

Sadly we can't all be cute. You people mostly gave me 5/10s and said I'm not that qt, and somebody even said 3/10 and said I look "crazy" ;_;

And now I'm posting on Veeky Forums again on Fri night.....

6+ is reserved for 2D, sorry

Feel bad for some girls because I think they're traps now because of their face.

you expected getting a good grade on Veeky Forums standards?
being nice to girls on the internet kinda feels like white knighting and this general hates girls

i remember getting gradatively more pissed off at how people indulge cyoa author talkshows in these threads but here I am

8+ is reserved for 2D traps.

>I'm posting on Veeky Forums again on Fri night.....
Yeah? Me too. Except I'm on the east coast.
>uguu life is so hard as a qt short girl!!

question, in game, how does that get revealed?

follow up question: which game?

>I'd have loved a 1 pt option so I could get a 9" and be bigger than everyone else in the showers etc., but a 12" seems too big on a little schoolboy trap
It says 'up to 3" per point', so anything between 6" and 12" would be fair game for your remaining two points.

Answer: He was raised as a girl by his parents because it was a bad omen to give birth to twins of the same gender. Literally no one in Guilty Gear cares about his gender, there are giant insane robot girls (more robot than girl) and mysterious shadowy figures plotting the end of the world to worry about.

Answer: It's a fighting game series. He's not in the newest one.

Drat, the reaction is the funnest part of a surprise.

Nice, looks good.

Unbreak and I'll be parting with my anxiety. Lucifer's a swell guy and I'd absolutely ask that he stop by for tea/coffee every once and awhile, if he has the time.

Teleportation and Gravity, easy. Teleportation to pull a Jumper and rob banks, and Gravity if I ever need to punch somebody really fucking hard.

That's not exactly what I meant. There are no powers that cost one point, so if you don't want a 10-12" dick, you're wasting a point. You could get a power instead.
I'm blind as fuck and just now realized what you said: I forgot to spend two points.
Guess that's what happens when you don't write down the costs?

>tfw some of these CYOA authors put more effort into these than I've been putting into my story.

What CYOAs are the most rage/shitstorm/argument inducing? What makes them that way? What are the traits of a perfect shitstorm catalyst?