Welkum 'ta duh WAAGH! 'Ow Orky iz yuh?
Welkum 'ta duh WAAGH! 'Ow Orky iz yuh?
Cooper Bailey
Juan Thomas
Rolled 94, 37 = 131 (2d100)
Da 2d100 amount of percent!
Dylan Kelly
"Dice+2d100" Dis much!
Josiah Robinson
Ya can't e'en loot me post proppaly! Waghahahahaha!
Carson Roberts
Rolled 67, 3 = 70 (2d100)
More than you!
Joshua Garcia
DATS CUZ I AINT NO FINKY GIT LIKE YOUZ, AND I WUZ POSTAN FROM ME SELL FONE!
Xavier Cox
How orky iz I?
HOW ORKY IZ I?
I had a bowl uv grots fer breakfast.
Wifout any milk.
Isaac Morgan
>Dis grot finks e's ded hard
I AINT HAD NO Brekfast!
Josiah Turner
I assembled vast legions of warriors made to fight endless wars and used it to conquer the galaxy before being brought down by betrayal from within.
Xavier Smith
an' now youz jus' muck'n 'bout in a chair. Das not orky ya got!
Austin Gutierrez
Rolled 65, 75 = 140 (2d100)
I wunce sed dat Mork an Gork wuz betta den Gork an Mork.
Brayden Smith
My mucking about enables countless endless wars across the entire galaxy, literally billions fighting billions without end, all in my name and through my mere existence. I have achieved more orkiness in a single day on this machine than any Ork that has ever existed, and I have been here for ten thousand years.
If your species truly loved to fight and win, you would venerate me as the greatest source of fighting that there has ever been.
Xavier Cox
I's gots too powah klaws!
John Russell
Yoo remembah dat toime yoo got chok'd out by wun uv dah Big Bossez?
Cooper Wilson
>too
>not free
get a lode a did grot
David Cox
Fucking metal. The Nobz box has such great models & stuff. Wish they had rules worth using.
Adrian Clark
I remember when I utterly annihilated his armies and ended his empire.
Is total defeat orky?
Leo Harris
I iz so Orky, I haz me two shootas stuck together wit a burna! MOAR DAKKA AND BURNY WAAAAAGGHH!
Brayden Allen
Total 'e sez az we still stompin' 'is 'ard boyz inta da durt. I kant 'ear ya ova da sounda moi arms moovin'!
Jack Hill
Orkz iz neva beatin in battle!
If wez win, wez win!
If wez die, wez ded - it don't count.
If wez run away, wez have anovva go!
Kayden Bennett
This is my point! I won all these fights. I keep winning fights. Even when I've lost, I'm still winning fights! I'm better at Orking than you and the only reason you exist is because my warriors haven't killed you yet! Damn your inconsistent species!
Malcador, exterminate them immediately!
Malcador!
Why don't you ever answer me, Malcador?
Lucas Perry
Wez won more scraps den you ded hummie.
Dere be more Orkz den ya punnie hummies too! Orkz iz winnin
Nicholas Jackson
I iz so orky even mi spleenz iz greenz
I iz so orky got mi feet all red to run everywha'
I iz so orky I ain't need machine
I iz so orky I gonna get a Zzapdick after!
John Barnes
We'z bean orky fer longa den yu, humie. We wuz orky wen dem metal gitz wuz squi-shee loike yu!
Christian Wilson
DIS MUCH
Grayson Rogers
...
Dylan Torres
Rolled 185, 902 = 1087 (2d1000)
DIS MUCH
Wyatt Parker
I wunce looted da chair roight out from undah me warboss
Ethan Scott
Hey guys, what's going on over here?
Samuel Murphy
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Ya git.
Angel Stewart
BOYYYYYYZZZZ,I fink I found a humie!
Brandon Harris
That's POST human, you ork filth.
Hudson Sullivan
IT'Z WUN A DOZ 'ARD 'ARD BOYZ! LET'S LEG IT!
Asher Smith
Dats not heafy
Isaac Morales
Rolled 90, 79 = 169 (2d100)
Dis grot fogetz Brekfast mos 'portant meel of de day.
Elijah Martinez
I only eat WAAghfuls.
Ian Brooks
Ya runty git!
I 'ad youz Warboss for breakfast! No milk, 'ad to make due wiv 'iz nobz.
By da way, I'z ya new warboss! Ya lissen to me now!