This is how I Tiefling

Any recommendations?
I've seen the movies and they were fairly entertaining, so what are some of the better versions?

Have you seen the animated movies? They're pretty good. Only one I remember by name right now is The Sword of Storms.

>one of the animated Hellboy movies ended with a post-credit scene implying that Lobster Johnson would be in some kind of sequel
>it never happened
>no Amazing Screw-On Head series either
Baby Jesus save me from this hell of fuck

This is how I Dwarf

>This is how I heir to King Arthur.

W-what class would that particular dwarf be?

Paddlerdin

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you better believe that's a padalin

Jesus Christ my sides are in different time zones.

Best comic book universe ever made, with the best comic art ever.

Too bad mignola is an idiot savant.

This is how I Elf

She was burned alive.

This is how I awakened animal

Ce titre !

This is how I Human.

This is how I Chaotic Neutral Bard/Monk.

Thankless little bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=XbsDvGtTRWU

;_; it still hurts

This is how I Lawful Evil

sorry but the movies where kinda shit, the portrayal of the elfs in the second one is pretty good tho.

overall the second is kinda better

Nice.

This is how I lose initiative

this is how I paladin

This is how I Chaotic Evil

>This is how my players interpret any version of good

This is how I Seneschal

Damn Vin Diesel got old.

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this is how I "grizzled, old operator"
it's also probably how you do it too, no matter how hard you might try

This is how I Thrallherd

>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I...we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells...you will know that the rent has been paid.
>For this month

Jesus christ, Raimi

This is how I DnD

Quick, stat them!

This is how I paladin

This is how I paladin.

From Left to Right
>Warlock
>Cleric
>Barbarian (top)
>Bard (bottom)
>Ranger

underrated post

Lobster Johnson is the fucking man. Have you read his series?

>burned alive
>alive

No, she was dead when she was taken down to hell

This is how I monk

Mig said Hellboy was done after in Hell but his dad is still pulling a captain america and he introduced all this Pluto stuff.

They're quoting lyrics from an old metal song. "Am I Evil?"

This live action Beasts of Burden spin-off looks promising.

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far too silly. Nothing but mincing poofs bumbling around the set from a lovecraft story.

You, you my nigga.

>pic related
This is how I non-standard Paladin.

Honestly, he just seems to be making the same thing over and over, Hellboy was his best creation. Witch-Finder and Baltimore just seem so...samey.

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Because it is the same. New snack, same Mignola flavor.

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This is how I CG Rogue.

am i really going to spend 22 minutes watching this?
AM I?
am i?????

yes

Weird, since he's pretty much a Cambion.

One day we will have the Lobster, either in animated form or on the big screen. Either way he will be played by Bruce Campbell.

He's done for now but they might come back to it. The last demon ever and the zombie chief of Russian spookiness are going down to Hell soon.

She's dead at this point. Her children, a priest and a nun, stood over her coffin to ward off Azzael. It didn't take. He got his bride, his son, and his 500 years of chill time.

well, i did

Thoughts?

I want everything you just said.

That was a thoroughly enjoyable watch. Thanks for posting the link user.

Big, weird, annoying, unlikable.

This is how I paladin

No. Not only was his mom a witch that renounced her ways on her deathbed, he is descended from the legendary king Arthur.

I've never seen this one, fantastic

On one hand, I'd like to see more of them.

On the other, with Marvel's current writing environment...

what the fuck is that user? may you care to eleborate?

Fuck Solas

'weehhhh the nasty humans aren't as good as the elves I genocided I'm going to bring them back even though they're demonstrably evil'

Fucking cunt took my arm so I'm gonna take his head

>Lobster Johnson
>Played by Groovy Bruce
God, I didn't know I needed this.

youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns
youtube.com/watch?v=azXmzUSg0Ak
Just look up anything done recently by Steven Seagal

Or just look up ANYTHING about Steven Seagal
youtube.com/watch?v=GVT_Zqa-Efs
youtube.com/watch?v=ypMTI6FwCUU
The image is /tv/ tribute to his existence.
He's like a shadowrun character gone horribly wrong (or right)
If Dirty Harry was an overweight mall-ninja
If Solid Snake browsed Veeky Forums
If your uncle's mid-life crises involved learning martial-arts and spouting confusing one liners

at least your uncle would have middle age to blame.

>Paddlerdin

Well fuck that's my night made. Quick someone do a voice thing of this--this is the night a grown man may piss his pants,

This is how I monk

What about the one where they're in a tank?

This is how I Halfling Fighter

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>MR BONES WILD RIDE.jpg

This is how I paladin

This is how I Fighter

This is how I Halfling Sorceress.

i forgot the image

making me the victor

is this from a spider man movie?

it was.... okay
i probably wouldn't watch a whole series of it. but it would probably be better than a lot of things on tv.

Gog damn.

You fall.

I have never known Frank to kill an innocent man

And he adheres to a strict moral guideline

Is... Is that Ghost Rider paying homage to Smokey and the Bandit?