How can I become a dragon?
How can I become a dragon?
Isaiah Wilson
Aiden Turner
You're already a dragon society, so that's a start.
Isaiah Wood
Drink some wildfire.
Oliver Cooper
>be born a sorceror
>level up 'till you know shapechange
>profit
Chase Clark
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Jacob Kelly
Find a hungry dragon.
Bet that it can't eat you.
Get eaten by dragon.
You are now dragon.
Lucas Sullivan
I'd like to still be alive.
I am but a lowly lizardfolk, I was not permitted to study at the mage academy.
Isaiah Turner
Idiot would've lived if he'd used a straw.
Maybe.
Adam Gutierrez
LOL
Levi Green
People could shapechange long before academies and other institutions of magical learning existed.
Kevin Martin
Drink the blood of three dragons. This is the hidden revealed wisdom of my psychotic break.
Juan Ross
Sleep on a dragon's hoard.
Ethan King
Gaia or scaleaffinity.
Liam Anderson
Watch Bruce Lee movies.
Jacob Ramirez
Apalala became a dragon by praying
Kiyohime became a dragon by becoming inhumanly angry
Cadmus and Harmonia became dragons by asking the gods for it
Fafnir became a dragon through greed
So the two paths seem to be acts of god and singular absorption in emotion, going off of mythology.
Henry Roberts
otherkin pls go
Juan Johnson
pls no bully
Nathaniel Moore
To become dragon, you must first embrace the path of the dragon.
Carter Hill
>tfw DM is pervert and in her setting, dragons are magical enough that having sex with one enough will turn you into a dragon, at least temporarily
Jace Cruz
Ask your Dungeon Master.
Bentley Turner
First you gotta climb down a hollow tree, then walk across the beach made of ash, then ask the mobile geology for a rock.
Landon Anderson
PCP usually does the trick.
Jeremiah Murphy
Start eating humans.
Aaron Wood
I remember when my cousin wholeheartedly believed that dragons used to exist because he owned a book that said so. He was like 12 years old already what a fucking idiot.
Ayden Brown
There's a campaign about just that in heroes of might and magic 3. It was pretty hot.
Logan Long
Get philosophical. Slay enough.
William Jenkins
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Dominic Ross
Is there some sauce on that dragon? Is it from an animu? The core reminds me of Escaflowne but I know the dragons weren't like that.
Cooper Bennett
That just turns you into a wendigo.
Brayden Perry
>Is there some sauce on that dragon?
That Kingdom Death thingamjig.
Coming out never.
William Hughes
So what happens to humans eating a Wendigo?
Isaac Torres
Double Wendigos