Ride

>You caught the bug lord when he was wooing his queen
>He doesn't mind, though
What do?

"You two! Breed for us..."

Call him a weri/d/o and bash him in the head with a mace.

Is he the DMPC? Then roll for obligatory rape
Otherwise? Remove Bug

What's his queen look like?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

massage aedeagus

Good question. We should kill the lord, bathe in his blood and pheremones, then we woo his queen and rule the hive.

She's a jellyfish.

First reply is best reply

Welp, not gonna risk that. Roll initiative.

Why is a bug lord trying to bang a jellyfish?

So he can have a treaty with the sea queen and get routes to the sea.

Reasonable.

I would have also accepted

"Because she has rocking jellytits"

Rolled 13 (1d20)

I roll to seduce.

Three way?
Three way.

He agrees but only if you're in the middle.

>Implying that isn't exactly where I wanna be.
If I'm going down this route, I'm committing. I wasn't raised to be a quitter.

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Are they human size or bug size?

>bug lord
What's up, Beelzebub?

He's a big guy.

Cast the strongest fire spell I have

About eight feet tall and part horse down there.

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Why am I looking for the bug lord in the first place
How did I even get into the Queen's castle without anyone noticing
Where are the guards
Ooh god where am I I'm so confused

Wouldn't have it any other way.

-Because the union of insectoid and oceanic royalty will have potentially detrimental effects on humanity if they join forces for a war.
-You were smuggled into the pantries by hiding inside a carcass that the workers brought in.
-You disguised yourself in chitin armor to get into the royal bed chamber.
-You're in the Bug lord's bedchamber with him and the jellyfish queen.

Anymore dumb questions?

This thread

And you need to convince them to not start war by any means necessary. You know what to do, whore.

>The sperm of arthropods is not passed to the female as liquid with free-swimming spermatozoa, but contains capsules called spermatophores in which the actual spermatozoa are enclosed. In addition to the spermatophores, in some species the aedeagus also discharges a spermatophylax, a ball of nutritious secretions to aid the female in producing offspring.
Fascinating.

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So free anal beads is what I'm getting out of this. Sweet.

Sexy

We fuck his queen.
Is this really up for debate?

>king is there, presenting himself and waiting
>you go fuck the queen instead
Nigga you gay or something?

Again?

You make a fair point... Why fuck the queen when you can be the queen?

>for you

You have the right idea!

What's better for diplomacy than marriage and hardcore boning?

fpbp

Get?

>He thinks the queen wouldn't force you to fug the king while she watches
Baka desu, senpai.

>the queen is a cuck
lmao