Your name is Amy Nakamura, a 17 year old void Oni, and you’re trying to help your cousin get the pump of her life! Well, maybe you actually succeeded in doing that several hundred push-ups ago… Oh well! You know she has the strength to keep going!
“K-kill me.” Yuki protests weakly from the floor as she struggles to finish the set of pushups you assigned her. It was only her second set of one hundred, you were on your fourth, after alternating between sit-ups and some squat thrusts. It was a pretty good weight-less routine, you’re not entirely sure why she’s having a hard time with it. She can’t be that out of shape.
“Come on Yuki you can do it!” You tell her encouragingly as you continue on with your own routine. She only manages to grumble in response. You’d be lying to yourself if you said you weren’t working out this morning in order to clear your mind from the bullshittery that was your dream last night. It creeped the fuck out of you, and you can’t shake the feeling that something bad is going to happen soon… Trish said you’d move out to Christin’s and then Kondo’s today in order to find out what’s what. But she said you’d get started after her shower, which she went upstairs for a while ago.
>Go check on her upstairs.
>Nah she’s a big girl, and you’re workout isn’t done yet.
Rules: Votes are given a 10-15 minute voting period (This is not a hard time limit), the dice used are 3d10s and the occasional d100 both are best of three. I try to add write-ins to the post if they’re applicable to the situation, shitposting write-ins will be ignored unless they are genuinely funny and can be added.
Try to have fun!
Jacob Phillips
>Go check on her upstairs. Sup Strike, glad to have a thread on my day off
Matthew Jones
> Go check on her upstairs
Hunter Ortiz
>Go check on her upstairs.
Jose Perry
>Nah she’s a big girl, and you’re workout isn’t done yet. Gotta make sure Yuki doesn't slack~
Ayden Cooper
Alrighty, checking on Trish it is.
Writing.
Also, I'm sorry about the whole kerfuffle with the run that was supposed to be this weekend. I know I'm not the most reliable QM anyway, but I felt like a real dirtbag. Hopefully my schedule evens out when summer's over.
Chase Wood
You pause your workout, you’re kind of worried about Trish, she’s been up there for quite a while…
“Keep it up Yuki, I want you to have made it to your second set by the time I get back.” She grumbles again and vainly tries to keep going. That’s the spirit~
You make your way up the stairs to Trish’s bathroom, you here the water going, but nothing else really.
>Yeah, you’re worried, get in there.
>Nah you’re just paranoid…
>Write-in?
Ryan Moore
>Yeah, you’re worried, get in there.
Elijah Lewis
>Knock, ask if everything's alright >Yeah, you’re worried, get in there.
Hunter Reyes
>Yeah, you’re worried, get in there. Knocking is sensible, but it's not as funny.
I have the exact gif for this somewhere, but now I can't find it. Goddammit.
Sebastian Watson
Writing.
Asher Parker
Yep, you better get in there, you’re definitely not paranoid.
No sir.
You quickly push open the door to the steamy bathroom, you scan the room for anything suspicious, but the only thing in there besides you and the shower is a very naked Trish dicking around on her phone while sitting on the tub. Awkward
>Just checking up on you…
>I was worried…
>yeah I’m just gonna leave.
>Write-in?
Jordan Jones
>yeah I’m just gonna leave.
Zachary Miller
>I was worried…
Michael Peterson
>Just checking up on you… >I was worried…
Charles Russell
>Just checking up on you… >I was worried… >Yes, I am paranoid.
Nicholas Hall
Writing.
James Scott
OH YEA ONIXMIDGETXFOX TIME WOOOOOO ACTUALLY CAUGHT IT LIVE!!!!! Hey Strike how's the week been.
Xavier Price
Other than being extremely overworked, not too bad.
Jack Clark
“I was worried, you were taking a long time and so I….” She just pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs.
“You moron, I’m fine. The damn bond would’ve let you know I was in trouble.”
Shit
She’s absolutely right, the bond would’ve told you immediately if she was in danger.
“I just wanted, well NEEDED to check up on you. I dunno what to tell you Trish. I didn’t even remember that the Bond would tell me, I just kind of acted without thinking.”
“That’s pretty typical, not thinking I mean.”
“Ass.”
The two of you sit in companionable, sweltering silence for bit.
“Why is all of this happening to us?” You ponder aloud.
“Who knows, but that thing you saw Amy? We can’t let it roam around here. I’m sure there’s worse in the city, but you saw it for a reason. I can’t ignore that.”
“I don’t want anything to happen to you…”
“There’s not much you can do about it other than be there for me huh. That IS your job now. More or less.”
>Keep Talking (what)
>Let her take her shower.
>Something else?
Justin Nguyen
>>Let her take her shower.
"Quit being a creeper you muscle for brains"
Evan Hill
>Let her take her shower.
Owen Phillips
>Let her take her shower.
Tyler Nelson
So we've decided on getting the Oni Smash stick for a weapon. Anything we want on it to personalize it? Engraving "Negotiations" or "Let's Talk" on it sound fun.
Nicholas Anderson
>So we've decided on getting the Oni Smash stick for a weapon. No? There has been no vote. I still plan to vote for Daisho. Fully expect to lose, but I'm fine with that.
>Engraving "Negotiations" or "Let's Talk" on it sound fun. Also those are pretty lame.
John Reed
Writing.
Levi Hall
Just suggestions, any ideas yourself to make it a bit more iconic or representative of ourselves? I just used them because of the jokes that go with names like that usually. Seems like something Amy would go for.
Gavin Reed
Distraction, Preferably in Japanese.
Aiden Clark
See that sounds great. I would support it.
Thomas Smith
I don't speak moon, so you guys would have to have to find the Kanji.
Shilling for artfags intensifies
Aaron Perry
this is me
Joseph Adams
“Alright, I’ll get out of your hair. Sorry about barging in here.”
“It’s no big deal Amy, I know you’re worried, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried about it either. Now get the fuck out of my bathroom.”
“You’re the one who was wasting hot water dicking on your phone instead of showering.”
“Yeah well, I can it’s my house, now get the fuck out.” You stick your tongue out at her as you walk out of the steamy bathroom. Although now you’re not sure what to do, you could finish your routine, but the mood has kind of left you…
>Better finish up, it’s never good to slack off.
>Nah you’re done, just go down stairs and chill until it’s your turn to take a shower.
>Write-in?
Bentley Sullivan
According to Google, 全滅 (Zenmetsu) means distraction as well as things like annihilation, extinction, eradication and elimination, but the first result it returns is 気晴らし (Kibarashi), which has the alternate meaning of recreation. Feel like the former is much more fitting for the kind of distraction we'd be with a giant club, as well as cooler in general, including the kanji looking better.
Of course, it's still Google, so accuracy is debatable, but they're generally okay as long as you keep it to single words and their meanings rather than anything complex.
>Better finish up, it’s never good to slack off.
Andrew Hill
>dicking on your phone kinky
>>Write-in? We'll be done with our work out but who ever said that Yuki was? Time for Drill Sargent Amy.
Grayson Hill
>Better finish up, it’s never good to slack off.
Oliver Long
Oh, thanks user. That will certainly help out. Although I'm sure you guys would rather make stuff up when that thread happens.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Writing.
Ethan Hughes
You’d better finish up your workout routine, it’s not a good idea to slack off after all. You hurry downstairs and find that Yuki is lying on the floor unmoving.
“I’m going to kill youuuu.” She says with her face planted squarely on the floor.
“Not in bad shape like that you’re not!” you tell her happily. Although, you could probably just continue the routine, but doing some jogging would be nice…
>Finish up in here.
>Go for a jog.
>Write-in?
Zachary Allen
>Finish up in here.
Lincoln Cruz
>Finish up in here. I'd rather not be away from Trish while the monster is running around.
Christopher Barnes
>>Go for a jog.
Mystery box option, what could possibly go wrong!
Gabriel Rodriguez
>Finish up in here.
Connor Barnes
2-3 sessions of boredom instead of hanging out with fox and midget some more?
It's not even a mystery box.
James Young
>>Finish up in here.
Michael Lewis
Writing.
Nathaniel Sanchez
You decide to finish up the routine inside, jogging seems like way too much trouble. You manage to finish with time to spare, but Yuki has been getting slower and slower as you guys progressed. You’re not sure she can keep going…
Roll 3d10 for encouragement
Logan Walker
Rolled 1, 2, 8 = 11 (3d10)
Oni encouragement is a time tested method of boosting morale.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Rolled 7, 9, 6 = 22 (3d10)
Go fox, go!
Ian Morris
Rolled 10, 3, 8 = 21 (3d10)
Christopher Jenkins
pretty solid there dudes. Yuki gonna get buff or die trying.
Samuel Long
Rolled 4, 7, 5 = 16 (3d10)
Yep, you motivated her alright
Henry Jackson
We don't need to get her super buff, but at least a bit of tone and basic fitness.
Brayden Walker
She's really not far off that, although she's certainly voluptuous in the right ways.
Anthony Williams
>263 ▶ > Well then it's up to her loving, caring, and totally not enjoying the look of pain from her face cousin to keep her on this path of physical betterment.
Austin Hall
“COME ON YUKI, YOU CAN DO IT. I BELIEVE IN YOU!”
“WHY ARE WE YELLING?”
“BECAUSE IT HELPS YOU BEAT THE BURN BROTHER!”
“WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE HULK HOGAN?”
“IT DOESN’T MATTER! NOW KEEP GOING!” You keep your cousin motivated until she finally can’t go any longer. She collapses into a heap and starts whimpering.
“You did great cuz, if you keep that up every day you’ll be in the best shape of your life.”
“I’m only 19…”
“It’s never too early!” At that moment Trish decides to walk down the stairs, her hair still wet from the shower.
“Someone else is up, shower’s good to go.”
>You go first, let Yuki rest.
>Let Yuki go first, she needs to unwind.
>Write-in?
Ian Torres
double cousin shower, it's not weird if you're related
Ethan Gray
You literally cannot fit.
Liam Fisher
What if we human form?
Ryder Diaz
In human form. The shower is tiny
Juan Cook
>Ask Yuki if she wants to go first or not
Caleb Howard
>>Let Yuki go first, she needs to unwind.
Feeling dry sweat after a workout feels disgusting. She can go first. Amy didn't really get to sweaty I'm betting...unless that moment of seeing Trish made her pic related.
Jordan Wood
It didn't, they've been friends for a long time, they've seen eachother naked.
Michael Sanchez
Writing.
Thomas Richardson
You know Strike, I like that you refute anons attempts at lewd. It's nice that your making this friend focused and keeping romance out. It's refreshing and more realistic even giving the fact that your setting is fantasy as heck. just know that that won't stop me from making jokes about it
William Hughes
Wouldn't have it any other way.
Owen Phillips
Soooo when do we find an older oni lady that isn't grandma to learn FOIGHTIN from?
Anthony Butler
“Yuki, you can go take the first shower, I’ll chill here for a bit.” She just groans in response and then slowly makes her way up the stairs. A minute or two later you hear the shower turn on. You sit down on the couch next to Trish, who promptly moves away from you.
“You stink, and I just got cleaned up. No touching.”
“Fair enough. Hey have you contacted Christin about us heading over there today?”
“Nah, she’s probably still sleeping in. She keeps odd hours.” The two of you fall into a companionable silence as she starts looking at her phone as you lean your head back and close your eyes. “You need to call your parents you know, they’re probably worried.” You groan, Trish is probably right, although you’re not sure if you want to hear your mother yelling at you.
>Call them, might as well.
>Nah, do it later.
>Write-in?
Owen Cox
Does this have lesbian lewd activity in it?
Tyler Gray
>>Call them, might as well.
Yup, might as well get it over with now. What if we promised that the next time a family member that caused us a lot of strife comes around we'll punch them instead of running away.
Ethan Bennett
Nope
Jayden Nguyen
Never ever. Despite anons best attempts and Strikes teasing.
Christian Nelson
>Call them, might as well.
Jeremiah Lewis
Not yet.
Tyler Rivera
Never ever user. We'll only be able to watch as Yuki grows up and leaves for a successful and lucrative life of modelling and watch Trish slowly leave us behind as she unlocks UNLIMITED POWAH. We'll still be there...lifting weights.
Brody Robinson
>Thinking the MC will become irrelevant
K E K
Blake Fisher
Huh, proud of y'all. I remember thinking when i glanced at like, thread 5 and i thought that this was definitely gonna be yurishit
Ryan Rodriguez
I play Romance hardball, /u/ or not, players have to earn it.
Ian Richardson
Writing.
Josiah Nelson
It probably will be.
Brayden Diaz
So you're saying there's a chance.
Zachary Barnes
Alright, Hypothetically, who are you lezzing out with
>the cousin >the friend >somebody else
Carson Watson
“Alright, alright. I’ll give them a call.” You tell Trish, she nods once in your direction and goes back to playing on her phone. You fish out your phone and ring up your parents. The line rings for a little bit before you get the message machine. The typical “we’re not home right now” message plays, and then the machine beeps.
“Uh, Hi mom, dad. It’s Amy, I’m just calling to let you know that Yuki and I are fine… I’m, uh, sorry about what happened yesterday. I’m not sure what really came over me. Sorry about that. Well, um, I better get going, see y’all soon.” You hang up and slip your phone back into your pocket. They must’ve gotten up early to hit up Sam’s or something.
“They not there?” Trish asks.
“Nah, I left them a message though.”
“Good, good. So I figured out our gameplan today, we’re going to hit up Christin’s, then Kondo’s and then we’ll go see Charles again. That should hopefully cover our bases. I don’t want this thing out there longer than absolutely necessary. You grunt out a monosyllabic agreement. After a little while Yuki comes back down stairs, wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head.
“I’m never doing that workout routine again, ever! You almost killed me Amy.”
“Bah, you just need to get in better shape.”
“There’s a reason I don’t work out any more.” Trish says stoically.
>Hey Yuki, where’d the robe come from?
>Alrighty, shower time.
>Write-in?
Robert Young
>>the friend Strike has said no incest many many many times, doesn't mean we can't bully >Alrighty, shower time.
Let's get the day started proper.
Landon Barnes
>>Hey Yuki, where’d the robe come from? >>Alrighty, shower time. No need to get too involved in the robe inquiry.
Samuel Lopez
>Grin evilly "That implies you have a choice in the matter, MUAHAHAHAAHAHHA!" >Alrighty, shower time. Maximum cheese on the laugh.
Eli Thomas
(you) Adding on that anons write in >Grin evilly "That implies you have a choice in the matter, MUAHAHAHAAHAHHA!"
Blake Wood
We set up the cousin and the friend then we fuck Christin
Joshua Jenkins
Second.
Julian Wilson
Ha. Writing.
Whoa there buckaroo, let's not get crazy.
Amy likes her as a person, but she doesn't like overweight/fat people.
Landon Williams
>Amy likes her as a person, but she doesn't like overweight/fat people. Amen to that.
Nicholas Baker
That's the thing, we get her Veeky Forums with rigorous sex.
Benjamin Hughes
user, That's not how fitness works, No matter what your animus say.
Jason Evans
your thin privilege is showing.
Why no fat dyke sex?
Alexander Rivera
>implying SZ is thin
Ha, not anymore.
Sebastian Morgan
You just laugh at you cousin.
“Implying you have a choice in the matter, MUHAHAHAHAHA.” You say as you walk up the stairs. You start chuckling again as Yuki whines. You head to the shower and peel off your clothes, the shower is fucking tiny, but it works. You quickly clean yourself off and dress, then head back downstairs.
“Alrighty, we all good to go?”
“Yep!”
“Sure, I just called Christin and she’s awake and ready to talk, apparently someone else told her about the incident to, a close friend of hers.”
“Then let’s rock.” You say. The three of you pile into Trish’s suburban and head in town to Christin’s shop. This early there’s only one car parked in front, a bright pink Hummer….
Wut You and your companions disembark and head inside, by the front desk Christin is talking animatedly with an incredibly tall woman with long black hair and…. Green skin? Oh, she’s an Orc, they usually come in browns and greys, but apparently green is pretty common.
“Yeah, damn thing snatched my little bro’s friend last night. They couldn’t find a body?”
>Where was this?
>Whoa whoa whoa, the same ‘thing’?
>Write-in?
Jose Green
>>Whoa whoa whoa, the same ‘thing’?
Brody Watson
>Whoa whoa whoa, the same ‘thing’?
Asher Bailey
>They couldn’t find a body?
That's supposed to be a period at the end not a question mark.
